How to Make a Beyonce-Based Blog

Sorry for the lack of updates...well not really.

A wise man once said "Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime." In the spirit of that I will not be writing today's entry. YOU will write today's entry. It's really not that hard to have a blog these days. Just recycle certain words, phrases, and jokes and if that doesn't work, you can always just blatantly rip off other blogs. So let's get started shall we? Let's write about Beyonce's wedding before it happens. I know you can do it. I will supply the title you do the rest...


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94 comments:

Jaska said...

Here's mine..!

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in St. Tropez but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Connecticut It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Astro Burger parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Eagle feathers, it was trimmed with cat fur, and studded with gold rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a purple dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil Scrappy, Usher, and the dude who played Carlton from the Fresh Prince Beyonce's bridemaids were Brandy, Latavia, and Khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear orange lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Lime Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Chili\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "My Neck, My Back". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a shot gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "tramp". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a tazer out of her crocodile-skin purse. Then she asked Letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

cheleny said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Tahiti but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in New York It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Wendy's parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Parrot feathers, it was trimmed with Elephant fur, and studded with Green rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Silver dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I., Trey Songz, and the dude who played Carlton Banks Beyonce's bridemaids were CeCe Penniston, Latavia, and Yo Yo, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Lime Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Tabla. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Put It In Your Mouth". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Knife but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Switchblade out of her Reptile-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Miss Jay B said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Nigga Keep Running Mississppi but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Fresno CA It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeys parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Flamingos feathers, it was trimmed with Giraffe fur, and studded with Grammy Gold rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Frekum Fuchsia dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Silk the Shocker, RL, and the dude who played Jimmy \"JJ\" Walker Beyonce's bridemaids were Coko, Letoya, and Remy Ma, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Possum White lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Fluorescence Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at California Pizza Kitchen. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Letavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Slob on my Knob". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Brass Knuckles but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Nasty Skanky Hood Cum Bucket,Trolup Hood ". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Bobby Pin out of her Turtle-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Barbados so Beyonce could rub in that alien chick's face but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in New Iberia, Louisiana (hometown of Mama McCreole) It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeye's Chicken parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of chicken feathers, it was trimmed with deer fur, and studded with hot pink rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were lil wayne, usher, and the dude who played Virgil Tibbs Beyonce's bridemaids were Toni Braxton, Letoya Luckett, and Lil Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear baby blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of satin with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Popeye\'s Chicken. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Latavia Roberson just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Kitty Kat". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a crowbar but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "lil' ho". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a mase out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah Franklin to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Monie said...

i haven't commented before but here's mine:

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Cleveland It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Sonic parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of parakeet feathers, it was trimmed with hippo fur, and studded with blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Chingy, Tyrese, and the dude who played Martin Lawrence Beyonce's bridemaids were Mary J. Blige, Farrah - that bitch, and Trina, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear hot pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at PF Chang\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bend Over Let Me See It". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cave whore". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pocket knife out of her iguana-skin purse. Then she asked Letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Angelo said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in North Pole but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Barbados It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Taco Bell parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Duck feathers, it was trimmed with Aretha Franklin fur, and studded with Green rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Soulja Boy, Usher, and the dude who played Will Smith Beyonce's bridemaids were Mariah, Kelly Rowland, and MIssy Elliot, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Rihanna\'s Umbrella Fabric with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at KFC. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and La Toya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Crank That". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Ms. Kelly CD but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 6 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Fried Chicken out of her Mammal-skin purse. Then she asked Michelle to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

WARREN said...

WEDDING PLANNING
YA’LL KNOW SOLONGE CALLED ME TODAY IM HER DATE TO THE WEDDING, BUT I GOTTA PICK HER UP FROM HER JOB AT BEST BUY BEFORE THE CEROMONY. OH YEAH AND WE GOTTA DROP BABY DANIEL AT KELLY HOUSE SHE IS NOT INVITED. NOW THAT MICHELLE IS #2 IN THE GROUP BEE DECIDED TO DROP KELLY AS HER HER BEST FRIEND.WELL ANY WAY BABY DANIEL IS MAD CAUSE WE LEFT HIM WITH KELLY. HE CALLED ME AND SAID UNCLE WARREN THIS BITCH GOT ME WRITING HER A SONG PICK MY ASS UP PLEASE…. SHE IS DESPERATE FOR A HIT.BABY DANIEL HAS JUST FINISHED WRITING KELLY’S NEW SONG
“APPLE SAUCE AND BREAST MILK”.
ME, ANGIE, AND SOLONGE ARE ON OUR WAY TO RIHANNAS HOUSE. SHE PLANS ON STOPING THE WEDDING. WE NEED UR HELP SOLONGE IS READY TO CUT HER, SHE GOT THAT SAME LOOK SHE HAD WHEN RI RI GRABED JAYS HAND AT THE GRAMMYS. ANGIE IS CALLING ALL JAY’S PEOPLE FROM THE PROJECTS TOO. RI RI WONT SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR A WHILE.BUT WE ON OUR WAY!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO TELL U MY PART IN ALL OF THIS. I GOT MY RAZER IM SHAVING THAT BITCH RI RI BOLD AS A HAIRLESS RAT.KNOW ANGIE ALL MAD CAUSE SHE HUNGRY AND SHE AINT EAT IN LIKE 2 SECONDS. THAT BITCH STAY WANTING FOOD. NOW I JUST GOT WORD THAT TINA TURNER IS PERFORMING. SO SHE IS COMMING TO KICK RI RI ASS TOO. SHE SAID SHE LEARNED SOME THINGS FROM IKE LIKE HOW TO HOW TO BEAT A BITCH ASS WITHOUT ANY MARKS.BEYONCE’S GAY MALE DANCERS ARE OPENING UP FOR TINA TURNER THEY NOW ARE CALLED “SUGA DADDY FLAMERS

”THIS IS THE LETTER I SENT TO DIDDY ABOUT THE WEDDING
DEAR DIDDY
DONT COME HERE SHOWING YOUR ASS. THIS IS NOT YOUR PARTY!!! KEEP YOUR CRAZY ASS MOMMA HOME. IF HER LOUD ASS GET UP AND GET JRUNK I WILL HAVE BABY DANIELS DADDY(HEAD OF SECURITY) KICK HER AND CHEAP LACE FRONT OUT. DONT BRING AURBREY FROM DANITY KANE. IF HER ASS EVEN LOOK AT JAY Z, IM GONNA SEND SOLONGE TO KICK HER ASS. AND PLEASE TELL D WOODS TO KEEP HER APE FEET IN SOME SHOES… OMG OMG OMG
FAT COW HUDSON WANT TO SING HERE COMES THE BRIDE WHILE BEE WALKS DOWN TO MARRY HER MAN JAY. BEYONCE KNOWLES!!!! IS SOOOO UPSET THAT SHE JUST LEFT THE SET OF HER NEW MOVIE WITH JAYS MOMA AND HER MOMA TINA RIGHT BY HER SIDE.
BEYONCE GOT ONE OF ANGIE’S BIG MOMA PANTIES, SHE IS GONNA SMOTHER THAT COW AND PUT HER TO SLEEP
P.S. KELLY IS ALREADY AT HUDSONS HOUSE GETTING HE ASS KICKED, NOW BEE GOT SAVE HER ASS YET AGAIN… WHEN WILL THIS STOP!!!!!!!
ALICIA KEY HAS CONFERMED AND DECIDED TO GO WITH THE FISH AS HER DISH.I KNEW SHE WAS A LESBO.ALICIA KEYS DOES NOT EAT MEAT… SHE ONLY BRINGS IT TO AWARD SHOW TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS STRAIGHT!!!!… HOW U DOIN.

TINA KNOWLES WEDDING DRESS SHE MADE FOR QUEEN CARTER
TIGER STRIPE PRINT CAT SUIT WITH SPOTTED FEATHER TRAIN IN THE BACK RED BELT AROUND THE WAIST, WITH SOMETHING OLD,NEW ,AND BLUE HANGING FROM THE BELT.

PASSES TO THE WEDDING WILL BE SOLD AT BEYONCE'S SITE FOR 1000 A PIEACE. TO EAT AT THE WEDDING U MUST PAY AN ADDITIONAL 500 BUCKS.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Tahiti but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Sheffield It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Arby\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of crow feathers, it was trimmed with platypus fur, and studded with blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a orange dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil\' Boosie, Usher, and the dude who played Rollo Beyonce's bridemaids were Faith Evans, LaTavia, and MC Lyte, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Jason\'s Deli. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Sweet Pussy". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a 9 mm but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Broad". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a shank out of her alligator-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

DEEZEE said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in South Dallas but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Dallas It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Jack in the box parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Peacock feathers, it was trimmed with whale fur, and studded with Red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a purple dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Plies, Keyshia Cole , and the dude who played Hanging with Mr.Cooper Beyonce's bridemaids were Toni Braxton, Letoya, and Khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Black lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Weave with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Olive Garden . Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Tell me what that Thannnng smells like- Uncut BET". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a 40 caliber but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Clitoria". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Mama Tina\'s sweing needle out of her Dolphin-skin purse. Then she asked Latavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

The Parkers said...

GREAT IDEA!!! HERE YA GO...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Trinidad but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Baton Rouge It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Arby\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Crow feathers, it was trimmed with Elephant fur, and studded with Mauve rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Rainbow dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil\' Wayne, Omarion, and the dude who played Eddie Winslow Beyonce's bridemaids were R Kelly, Michelle Williams, and Lil Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Turquoise lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Louie\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and That former D.C. girl just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Laffy Taffy". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Blunt cerated steak knife but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 9 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Trick". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Tweezers out of her Reptile-skin purse. Then she asked That other former D.C. girl to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Tahiti but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Baltimore It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Cluck U Chicken parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Parrot feathers, it was trimmed with Polar Bear fur, and studded with Neon Orange rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Hot Pink dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil Wayne, Sisqo, and the dude who played Webster Beyonce's bridemaids were Monica, laTavia, and Lil Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear lavender lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Roscos chicken and waffles. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Gettin some Head". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a machete but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 6 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "fat bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a razor blade out of her whale-skin purse. Then she asked letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Young said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in New Iberia, Louisiana. It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Swap Meet parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Pigeon feathers! It was trimmed with Tiger skin and studded with Jay-z Blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Freakum Green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Uncle Luke, J. Holliday, and Raj from "What's Happening Now?" Beyonce's bridemaids were Monica, LeToya, and MC Lyte, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Canary Yellow lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Half Nylon/ Half Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Creole Red shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful; it was held at Popeyes. Matthew rented out the entire place so the families could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife, it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Pop That Coochie." It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Sawed-Off Shotgun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of "Miss Kelly: Diva Deluxe Edition" out of the trunk of her her 1986 Honda Civic. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and five unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Dyke". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Homeade Shank out of her Rhino-skin purse. She then asked LaTavia to hold her wig while she whooped that ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Gulfport,MS It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Burger King parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Cockatoo feathers, it was trimmed with rabbit fur, and studded with Green rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Yellow dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil Wayne, Ne-Yo, and the dude who played Carl Winslow Beyonce's bridemaids were Adina Howard, LaTavia, and Mc Lyte, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear lavender lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Neon pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Olive Garden. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Gimme That...". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a pistol but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a razor blade out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Regflex said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Tahiti but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Pasadena, California It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Checkers parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Cockatoo feathers, it was trimmed with Whale fur, and studded with Red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Bun B, Jahiem, and the dude who played Jimmy Walker Beyonce's bridemaids were Mokenstef, LaToya, and Monie Love, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Black lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Red Sage . Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Random Light Skinned Chick just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "I\'m Fucking You Tonight". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a rifle but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "skank". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a dillenger out of her cottonmouth snake-skin purse. Then she asked Random Dark-Skinned chick to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Jamaica but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Houston It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Del Taco parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Blue Jay feathers, it was trimmed with Rat fur, and studded with Red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were LIl Boosie, Ne-Yo, and the dude who played JJ from Good Times Beyonce's bridemaids were Janet Jackson, Latoya, and Trina, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at El Torrito. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Latvia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Put it in your mouth". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Knife out of her Snake-skin purse. Then she asked Kelly to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in JAMAICA but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in HOUSTON It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a MCDONALDS parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of PIGEON feathers, it was trimmed with SQUIRREL fur, and studded with BLUE rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a BLACK dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were MIKE JONES, USHER, and the dude who played URKEL Beyonce's bridemaids were BRANDY, LETOYA, and EVE, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear PINK lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of POLYESTHER with matching capes. The groomsmen wore YELLOW shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at RED LOBSTER. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. MICHELLE was in charge of parking cars and FARRAH just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "TIP DRILL". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a GUN but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 9 HONDA. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "BITCH". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a KNIFE out of her SNAKE-skin purse. Then she asked LATAVIA to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Gin said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Samoa but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Los Angeles It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of pigeon feathers, it was trimmed with lion fur, and studded with baby blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I., Usher, and the dude who played Scooter in Living Single. Beyonce's bridemaids were Michel\'le, LeToya, and Princess from Crime Mob, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of teflon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at The Cheesecake Factory. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Put It In My Mouth". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a steak knife but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "ho". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted Jay's mother and pulled a Bic razor out of her snake-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Papua New Guinea but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Toronto It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Church\'s Chicken parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Parrot feathers, it was trimmed with Wildabeast fur, and studded with Magenta rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Teal dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were TI, R. Kelly, and the dude who played Steve Urkel Beyonce's bridemaids were Brandy, LaTavia, and Remy Ma, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Purple lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Bombay Palace. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Wyclef Jean just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Smell Yo Dick". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Tire Iron but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Skeezer". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Toothpick out of her Reptile-skin purse. Then she asked Aretha Franklin to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

sparkle said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in guam but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in philadelphia It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a chick-fil-a parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of cockatoo feathers, it was trimmed with wombat fur, and studded with chartreuse rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a pink dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were b-rich, tank, and the dude who played isaac Beyonce's bridemaids were mona lisa, farrah, and khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of kanekalon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore day glo yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at bbq. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. michelle was in charge of parking cars and latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "freaky motherfuckers". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a axe but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "slag". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a ice pick out of her boa constrictor-skin purse. Then she asked letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Danielle's Daughter said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Anguilla but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Los Angeles It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Long John Silver\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Toucan feathers, it was trimmed with Orangutan fur, and studded with White rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Brown dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Juvenile, Johnny Gill, and the dude who played Cole off of \"MARTIN\" Beyonce's bridemaids were Pebbles, LeToya Luckett, and DaBrat, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Lycra with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Neon Pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at The Cheesecake Factory. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah Franklin just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Khia\'s \"My Neck, My Back\"". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a AK-47 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 9 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Trick". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Shank out of her Iguana-skin purse. Then she asked LaTavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Amber said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Isle of Wight but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Yorkshire It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Burger King parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Sparrow feathers, it was trimmed with Weasel fur, and studded with Indigo rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Brown dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Soulja Boy, Ginuwine, and the dude who played Hakeem Campbell from Moesha Beyonce's bridemaids were Toni Braxton, LeToya, and Foxy Brown, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Orange lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Spandex with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Wagamamas. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Pony". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Switch blade but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Godforsakendaughterofacheapwigwearingho". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Butter knife out of her Mammal-skin purse. Then she asked LaKelmi\'chely to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in British Virgin Islands but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Alliance, OH It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Burger King parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of dodo feathers, it was trimmed with Lion fur, and studded with Red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Brown dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Ludacris, Ne-Yo, and the dude who played Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Janet Jackson, Kelly, and Lil\' Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Lyrica with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Olive Garden. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaToys just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bomb Ass Pussy". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a A-K but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Slores (slut & whore)". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Shank out of her mammal-skin purse. Then she asked Lativia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass

Kenyetta said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in St Maarten but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Bronx It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Kansas Fried Chicken parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of penguin feathers, it was trimmed with cow fur, and studded with gray rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a purple dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were gucci mane, mario, and the dude who played jimmy walker Beyonce's bridemaids were CeCe Peniston, Farrah, and Monie love, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear orange lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore lime shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Ruth chris. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Latoya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Doo Doo Brown". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Mack 10 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a rock out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked LaTavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

KKrayzee said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Madagascar but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Macon, Georgia. It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeye's parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of whooping crane feathers, it was trimmed with jackal fur, and studded with cerulean rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a crimson dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were David Banner, Jaheim, and the dude who played Waldo on Family Matters. Beyonce's bridemaids were Karyn WHite, LaTavia, and Jacki-O, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear tangello lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore lime green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Olive Garden. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Three 6 Mafia's Slob On My Knob". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a ginsu knife but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 1987 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "gutter butt trollip". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a swiss army knife out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bahamas but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Houston, Texas It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Chili\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of mockingbird feathers, it was trimmed with leopard fur, and studded with pink rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Pale purple dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Plies, Trey Songz, and the dude who played Emmanuel Lewis Beyonce's bridemaids were Chante Moore, Letoya Luckett, and Lil Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Mellow Yellow lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Satin with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Lime Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Taco Bell. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Buss it Baby by Plies". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a plastic sword but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 2 toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pocket knife out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Chris said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Guadeloupe but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Silver City, Mississippi It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Eagle feathers, it was trimmed with Seal fur, and studded with Ivory rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Heather Grey dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Chopper, Usher, and the dude who played James Amos Beyonce's bridemaids were Rosetta walker, LeToya, and Khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Black lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyeaster with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Fushia shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Cheesecake Factory. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Pussy Real Good". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Butcher Knife but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a box knife out of her alligator-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Baby Daniel said...

Er-uhm... was that lil' "rip off other blogs" comment directed at me. 'Cause if it was I'll tear this bitch up. Tear the blog up. Tear the blog up.

Anyway... I was released in time to write this up:

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bashonka but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Gator Boot City It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Bobby Buford\'s Gun Range & BBQ Shack parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of golden-eyed macaw feathers, it was trimmed with giraffe fur, and studded with mango rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a tickle me pink dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Trick Daddy, Tevin Cambpell, and the dude who played Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Brandy, Moesha, and Lady Of Rage, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear freakum jade lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester blend with matching capes. The groomsmen wore panty puddy magenta shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Subway on Crenshaw. Matthew rented out the entire place so the families could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Doo Doo Brown". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a .45 shotty but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 1985 mercury. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "lint licker". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pea shooter out of her T-Rex-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Will C. said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Iceland but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Lynchburg, Tennesse It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Jack in the Box parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Flemingo feathers, it was trimmed with giraffe fur, and studded with basterd amber rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Mauve dress instead of a white one. Beyonce's bridemaids were Monifah, LeTavia, and Lady Of Rage(who they had to beat into a dress), and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Lavender lipstick since it was a special occasion. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil' Boosie, Sisqo(who they had to beat OUT of a dress), and the dude who played BUD from the Cosby Show. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore electric yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "How Many Licks". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a deadly VooDoo Doll but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court.(Baby Daniel had no comment about their whereabouts). Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 1987 Pinto. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Rihanna Wannabe". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled Ashanti's electric charged twizzers out of her Seal-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Amber said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Columbus It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Burger King parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of cardinal feathers, it was trimmed with Giraffe fur, and studded with canary yellow rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a royal blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Plies, Trey Songz, and the dude who played Carlton Beyonce's bridemaids were Lauryn Hill, LaTavia, and Remy Ma, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Purple lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at The Chesecake Factory. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bitch Better Have My Money". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 9 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Pairing Knife out of her Alligator-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Amber J. co. said...

Sorry. Posting Twice...Just saw another Amber's post.

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Columbus It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Burger King parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of cardinal feathers, it was trimmed with Giraffe fur, and studded with canary yellow rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a royal blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Plies, Trey Songz, and the dude who played Carlton Beyonce's bridemaids were Lauryn Hill, LaTavia, and Remy Ma, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Purple lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at The Chesecake Factory. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bitch Better Have My Money". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 9 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Pairing Knife out of her Alligator-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

N. Steven said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Trinidad but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Newark, NJ It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Wendy\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Pigeon feathers, it was trimmed with Penguin fur, and studded with Green rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Andre 3000, Keith Sweat, and the dude who played Theodore Huxtable Beyonce's bridemaids were 702, Michelle Williams, and Khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Cotton with matching capes. The groomsmen wore White shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Busboys and Poets. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Slow Motion by Juvenile". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Ice Pick but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Trick". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Stapler out of her Reptile-skin purse. Then she asked LaTavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

J.Isaiah said...

[part1]
"Who invited her"..."that fat bitch was not invited"....."and somebody go over there and tell her stop stuffing shrimps in her purse, dumb fat ass"... this is what i was overhearing Beyonce saying about Jennifer Hudson cause my table was right by the table where the groom and the bride sit at the reception..u know what table i'm talking about, Anywho.. thank god that wedding is done and over with it was a disaster, Ok this is how it all went down, It all started last nite on the 3rd of april when kelly and michelle's crazy asses uploaded that video on youtube, basically telling all the people in the world that Beyonce and Jay was gonna get married today on April the 4th {Dumb Hags}....,And When Bee found out about this video last nite...Her Mood Lace Front Turned from a soft colored yellow to a hot fire Red and Sasha Started to come out...and since i was in the same hotel on the same floor as her i could hear the Steam blasting from her ears as she was walking to their hotel room door....and it was loud...cause i was blasting bee's new leak song "Beautiful Nightmare" in my hotel room...and when i heard that i knew all hell was about to break loose...and the next thing i heard cause my ear was posted on the door.. was loud ass squealing and so much profanity i had to cover one ear cause I'm half baptist..it was to much...and when i looked through the peep hole i saw weaves flying ever which a way....now what i think was going on is that momma Tina started whooping kelly and Michelle's asses...cause i saw momma Tina dragging michelle by the one stain of hair that she had left down the hallway.. that sight is still terrifying when i think about it....i ain't never messing with momma Tina them creole mommas don't play...but after that sight i had to go to sleep with my head swished between two pillow[i swear you can't take black people nowhere even the damn celebrities]....On the wedding day i was woken up by some loud ass little screaming kid that wanted to be breast fed i thought it was lil baby Daniel but when i opened my door it was lil jermaine durpi and janet was getting ready to breast feed the little fella.... they were staying in the room right across from mines....kids grow up so fast these days[that was so cute].....I had to wake everybody up so i knocked on solange's door and she answers it with a robe on, almost naked, with a hangover...and some skrippers underwear on her head that had the words "sexual chocolate" on it...and she had company in her room cause i heard a loud ass fart..and someone belch ,but i think that was baby Daniel he belch like a grown ass man..or it might have been the skripper... i don't know but it was a mess...and the bachleorette party was on Wednesday the 2nd... so you fill in the blanks...anyways i was walking to kelly and Michelle's room and the door was open and i found kelly and Michelle on the floor...and i was trying to tap Michelle to wake her up and she started screaming "NO MOMMA TINA NOOOO!!!!!!!!!" mad loud.. so i had to smack her...and kelly was by the wall shaking and twitching like she was high on something but she was just traumatized from what happen the night before...but i felt bad for Michelle cause at least kelly had two stains of hair left , poor michelle had hardly one....and then from no where kelly starts swinging i starting saying to myself "Lemme get the hell up outta here before i go back to jail" while i was crawling out......

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Fayetteville, NC It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a McDonald\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of blue bird feathers, it was trimmed with elephant fur, and studded with white rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a black dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Young Jeezy, Ne-Yo, and the dude who played Theo Huxtable Beyonce's bridemaids were Whitney Houston, Latavia, and Missy Elliot, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Cheesecake Facroty. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "My Neck, My Back". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a pistol but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "ho". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pocket knife out of her turtle-skin purse. Then she asked Solange to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Bex-N-Effect said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Alcatraz but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Little Rock It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a El Pollo Loco parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of buzzard feathers, it was trimmed with camel fur, and studded with whorange rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a gold dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Crunchy Black, Norwood Young, and the dude who played Lamont Sanford Beyonce's bridemaids were Michel\'le , Farrah , and Sole, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear chartreuse lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of nogahide with matching capes. The groomsmen wore hot pank shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Waffle House. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Put It in Your Mouth". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a hattori hanzo sword but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "meat nose puta". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a vial of liquid Beyonce breath out of her gila monster-skin purse. Then she asked LaToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

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Univgurl said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Three Mile Island, but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Chernobyl. It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Snuffy's Catfish and Biscuits parking lot. Mama Tina made a beautiful wedding dress out of Bald Emu feathers, it was trimmed with Sperm Whale fur, and studded with Burnt Sienna rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Placenta-tone dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Black Jesus, Dalvin DeGrate, and the dude who played Link from the Mod Squad. Beyonce's bridemaids were Vesta, Farrah, and Charli Baltimore, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Silvery lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Lime shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Popeye's Chicken. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register, so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife, it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Smell Yo Dick". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Metal Spatula, but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 1987 Honda Civic Hatchback. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Clittorise". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn, so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Switchblade out of her Komondo Dragon-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

misslizzzz. said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in houston It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a frenchys parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of chicken feathers, it was trimmed with bear fur, and studded with teal rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a black dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were slim thug, chris brown, and the dude who played theo Beyonce's bridemaids were monica, letoya, and da brat, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of weave with matching capes. The groomsmen wore orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at pappadeaux. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. kelly was in charge of parking cars and latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "bend over bitch". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a 9mm but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her mammal-skin purse. Then she asked farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Neeka82 said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bora Bora but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Montreal It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a McDonalds parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Pigeon feathers, it was trimmed with Bear fur, and studded with blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a yellow dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil Jon, Tyrese, and the dude who played Dr Huxtable Beyonce's bridemaids were Adina Howard, Farah, and Khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Orange lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Silk with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Neon Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Red Lobster. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Latoya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Fucking you Tonight". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a AK 47 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 3 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Stank pussy Bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a shank out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Michell to hold her wig while she whooped her ass

JRese said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Barbados but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Tacoma It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Tucan feathers, it was trimmed with Wooly Mammoth fur, and studded with baby caca brown rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Mama Tina red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Plies, Ray J, and the dude who played Benson Beyonce's bridemaids were Khandi from Xcape, Letoya, and Trina, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear tang orange lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Flashing Lights yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at The Cheesecake Factory. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Shake that Monkey by Too Short". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a rope but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "trick". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a dessert fork out of her Lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

J.Boogie said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in rikers island but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in 5th ward It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of eagle feathers, it was trimmed with meerkat fur, and studded with tangerine orange rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a boogaloo blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were scarface, Kem, and the dude who played James Evans Beyonce's bridemaids were Shanice, Latavia, and Khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear brown lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of spandex with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Tiki punch shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Hamburger Hamlet. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Letoya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "chicken noodle soup". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a rifle but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a shank out of her komodo dragon-skin purse. Then she asked solange to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bermuda but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in University Park It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Panda Express parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Cockatoo feathers, it was trimmed with rat fur, and studded with beige rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a indian red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Teddy Pain, Mario, and the dude who played J.J. Evans Beyonce's bridemaids were Monifah, LeTavia, and Mocha, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear white lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of non-wrinkle cotton with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Lime Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Pizza Hut. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Letoya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "I aint got no Panties on". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a razor but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "scall-e-wag". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a tazer out of her Komodo dragon-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bora Bora but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Endicott It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Wendy\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Mynah feathers, it was trimmed with Giraffe fur, and studded with Purple rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Chartruese dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Master P, Eddie Levert, and the dude who played Jams Evans Beyonce's bridemaids were Chante Moore, Farrah, and Jackie O, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Turquoise lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Hot Pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Olive Garden. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "My Neck My Back". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Uzi but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Hoe". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked Letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Burmuda but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Baby Daniel\'s Playhouse It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a McCreoles parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Ostrich feathers, it was trimmed with Squirel fur, and studded with Purple rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Shitty Green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Rick \"Gravy Sweat\" Ross, Tevin Campbell, and the dude who played that dude from that show... Beyonce's bridemaids were Faith Evans, Latavia , and Amil, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Clear lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Anything that Stretches with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at the chicken place on the corner...with the good ass chicken. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "I\'ll F*ck U Girl". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Cassie Album but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Superhead Jr. ". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a voodoo kit out of her Reptile-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Miss Danielle said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Tahiti but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Glassmanor It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Wendys parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Pterydactyl feathers, it was trimmed with Tiger fur, and studded with Hot Orange rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Trick Daddy, Mario, and the dude who played Urkel Beyonce's bridemaids were Shanice, Latavia, and Remy Ma, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Alligator Green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Olive Garden. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "What That Thang Smell Like". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Riffle but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 1 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Trick Ass Hoe". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Prison Shank out of her Cobra-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Reina Negra V said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in San Juan but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Chicago It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Blimpie's parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of flamingo feathers, it was trimmed with ferret fur, and studded with fuschia rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a bronze dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Scarface, Rome, and the dude who played Waldo Geraldo Faldo. Beyonce's bridemaids were Michel'le, LaTavia, and Smooth, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Mint Green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Lee Wing Wah. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a scythe but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 1985 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Nut Bucket Bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a straight razor out of her Iguana-skin purse. Then she asked KeKe Wyatt to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Jon Moe said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Long Island but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Riegelwood It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Checkers parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Penguin feathers, it was trimmed with Dog fur, and studded with Blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Beige dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Polow Da Don, Tank, and the dude who played Roc Beyonce's bridemaids were Tisha Campbell, Michelle Williams, and Lil\' Mama, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Purple lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Dereonester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Dereon Pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Joe\'s Crab Shack. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Crank That". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a shank but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a .45 out of her Mammal-skin purse. Then she asked Letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Tahiti but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Detroit It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Applebees parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Mocking feathers, it was trimmed with Whale fur, and studded with Pink rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Weezy, Raheem DeVaughn, and the dude who played Will Smith Beyonce's bridemaids were Vanessa Williams, Kelly, and Trina, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Black lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Olive Garden. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Get it Bitch". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a 9mm but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 2 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked Michelle to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

the life and times of peachesC said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in oklahoma city It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a sonic parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of parrot feathers, it was trimmed with manatee fur, and studded with white rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a red dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were lil scrappy, brian mcknight, and the dude who played tommy strong Beyonce's bridemaids were shanice, farah, and remy ma, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear gold lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of spandex with matching capes. The groomsmen wore orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at zio\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. kizzy was in charge of parking cars and latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "pussy poppin". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her mammal-skin purse. Then she asked letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Melissa said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Hawaii but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Harlem NY It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a McDonald\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Dove feathers, it was trimmed with fur, and studded with Pink rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Pink dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil Wayne, Usher, and the dude who played Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Whitney Houston, Latavia, and Lil Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Red Lobster. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Letoya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Soulja Boy". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a razor out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Melissa said...

It was so fun I had to do another one!
Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bahamas but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Harlem NY It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Taco Bell parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of peacock feathers, it was trimmed with seal fur, and studded with dark black rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a fushia dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were mike jones, Tank, and the dude who played Samson Beyonce's bridemaids were Deborah Cox, Farrah, and Da Brat, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Blue-Black lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Silk with matching capes. The groomsmen wore lime green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Red Lobster. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Kelly just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Yah Trick". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Mashetti but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "whore". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a razor out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

CHEF said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in MADAGASCAR but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in CLEVELAND It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a WHITE CASTLE parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of BLUE FOOTED BOOBIE feathers, it was trimmed with BLUE WHALE fur, and studded with TANGERINE rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a SKY BLUE dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I, USHER, and the dude who played SHAFT Beyonce's bridemaids were WHITNEY HOUSTON, LATAVIA, and REMY MA, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear MACARONI ORANGE lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of POLYESTER with matching capes. The groomsmen wore LIGHTNING YELLOW shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at T.G.I.FRIDAYS. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. KELLY was in charge of parking cars and LETOYA just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "ON THE HOTLINE". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a SAWED OFF SHOTGUN but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 6 TOYOTA. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "CUNT". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a BONING KNIFE out of her BABY ALLIGATOR-skin purse. Then she asked FARRAH to hold her wig while she whooped her ass

bella said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Fiji but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Prague It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a McDonalds parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of bluejay feathers, it was trimmed with Lion fur, and studded with purple rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a baby blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I., Usher, and the dude who played Kenan Beyonce's bridemaids were Vanessa Williams, LeToya, and Foxy Brown, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Kogo. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "I Love My Bitch". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "slut". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked LaTavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Jamaica but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Chicago It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a In & Out parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of snow owl feathers, it was trimmed with zebra fur, and studded with aqua rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a fuschia dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Choppa, Lil Sammie, and the dude who played Webster Beyonce's bridemaids were Whitney Houston, Farrah, and Da Brat, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear yellow lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore lime green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Uncle Remus Chicken & BBQ. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Smell Yo Dick". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a oozie but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 1987 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a brass knuckles out of her seal-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

(MJ) said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Madagascar but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in McComb It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Hardee\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Pigeon feathers, it was trimmed with Cow fur, and studded with Teal rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Bubba Sparxxx, Al B. Sure, and the dude who played the dude that played the black ranger Beyonce's bridemaids were Gina Thompson, Farrah, and Amil, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Orange lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Pleather with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Pizza Hut. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Yahh!!". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Shank but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a glass bottle out of her Reptile-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bahamas but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in New York It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of pigeon feathers, it was trimmed with giraffe fur, and studded with pink rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a brown dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Slim Thug, Bobby Brown, and the dude who played Dylan Beyonce's bridemaids were Brandy, LeToya, and Trina, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Black lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore blue shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Fridays. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Suck my dick bitch". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Sword but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "skank". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her dinosaur-skin purse. Then she asked LaTavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

JardanPaige said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in South of France but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Frankfort, KY It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Eagle feathers, it was trimmed with Horse fur, and studded with Black rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Beige dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T-Pain, Bobby Valentino, and the dude who played Carlton Banks Beyonce's bridemaids were Brandy, LeTavia, and Da Brat, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Peach lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Electric Lime shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Red Lobster. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bitch get on yo knees". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a shank but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "wench". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a kitchen knife out of her armadillo-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah Franklin to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

UR UPGRADE said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bermuda but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Washington D.C. It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Five Guys parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Robin feathers, it was trimmed with Lion fur, and studded with Purple rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Yellow dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I., Ne-Yo, and the dude who played Steve Urkel Beyonce's bridemaids were Shanice, Letoya, and MC Lyte, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Velour with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Ruby Tuesday. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Me So Horny". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Butcher Knife but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 2.2 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Clitoya". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Nail File out of her Reptile-skin purse. Then she asked Lativa to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bahamas but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Birmingham It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Mc Donalds parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Parrot feathers, it was trimmed with Elephant fur, and studded with yellow rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a pink dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Bow Wow, Usher, and the dude who played Uncle Phil Beyonce's bridemaids were Aaliyah, Kelly Rowland, and Lil Mama, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear orange lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Velvet with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Old Orleans. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Farah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Hoochie Mama". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Pistol but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Knife out of her Lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Latavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

LUVVIE said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Wala Wala but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Chicago It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Burger King parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Cocatoo feathers, it was trimmed with Dolphin fur, and studded with Red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I., Brian McKnight, and the dude who played J.J. Evans Beyonce's bridemaids were Monica, Farrah, and Khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at IHOP. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Superman". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Swiss army knife out of her Geico-skin purse. Then she asked whatsgerface to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Steven said...

I thought you might like to check this out. I have the inside scoop of Kelly and Michelle in their hotel room. They are in New York getting ready for Bey's wedding...but they won't say that. Instead they act a fool a little bit and talk about each other's carriers. Check it out!


[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-THLOPiak[/url]

ENJOY!

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Guam but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Compton It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Arbys parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of ostrich feathers, it was trimmed with dingo fur, and studded with magenta rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a copper dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T Pain, Peabo Bryson, and the dude who played Carl Winslow Beyonce's bridemaids were Des\'ree, Farrah, and Lil Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear aqua lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of pleather with matching capes. The groomsmen wore lime green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Ruby Tuesdays. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Kelly just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Me So Horny". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Beretta but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a brass knuckles out of her buffallo-skin purse. Then she asked LaTavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

April said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Turks & Caicos but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Da Burg It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Mickey D\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Emu feathers, it was trimmed with Horse fur, and studded with Purple rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Black dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil Wayne, Robin Thicke, and the dude who played Dwayne Wayne Beyonce's bridemaids were Whitney Houston, LeToya Luckett, and Eve, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Pink shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at PF Changs. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Doo Doo Brown". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a AK-47 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Ho". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Razorblade out of her Mammal-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah Franklin to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

rlf said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in hawaii but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in killa compton It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a poppin popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of turkey feathers, it was trimmed with squirrel fur, and studded with african black rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a shit green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were petey pablo, r kelly(via-satellite from prison0, and the dude who played cochroach Beyonce's bridemaids were pebbles, farrah, and khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear pinkish brown lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of yaki number 5 hair with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at waffle house. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. kelly was in charge of parking cars and letoya one hit luckett just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "tip drill". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a sippy cup but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 2 honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "mariah carey fan". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a silenced pistol out of her iguana-skin purse. Then she asked uumm whats her name again to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

mikell62287 said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in haiti but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in boston It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a burger king parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of pigeon feathers, it was trimmed with polar bear fur, and studded with red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were lil wayne, trey songz, and the dude who played rerun Beyonce's bridemaids were monica, farrah, and lil mama, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear purple lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore magenta shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at popeyes. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. kelly was in charge of parking cars and latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "My neck my back". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a shank but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a taser out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

BeGlamorous01 said...

OK THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED...LOL


Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyoncé have tied the knot! The couple were wed yesterday in front of their closest family and friends (Miss Tina made it clear that none of Jigga's Corner Boys, D-Boys, ROC Boys...or whatever the heck they are were invited - "Solange has too many problems and baby Daniel is already on house arrest" she said while re-gluing her lacefront and blow drying Bey's). The couple had originally planned to wed in St. Tropez but at the last minute decided to have a simpler wedding in Watkins Park. It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Wendy's parking lot. Mama Tina made a beautiful wedding dress out of Turtle-dove feathers, it was trimmed with Lynx fur, studded with purple rhinestones, and of course the Dereon fleur de lis.

Since Beyoncé was in labor as she was walking down the aisle (à la her Déjà-vu routine) it was decided that she should wear a gold dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Dame Dash, Usher, and Mike Epps (You can imagine the HISSY FIT Kanye had. Security had to stop him from crashing the event TWICE!). Beyoncé's bridesmaids were Mary J. Blige, Latavia, and Lil Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore lime green shortsets with matching thong sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at the Olive Garden in Bowie (Despite Bey's wishes to dine at the Popeyes across the street in Mitchellville Plaza). Matthew rented out the entire place so the families could have privacy (Thankfully no one saw much of him. Though someone did say they saw him and Kanye getting lit out back with a squirrel fur Swarovski studded Dereon whisky flask). Poor Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyoncé's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion.

When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyoncé close and the DJ played "Bust It Baby" by Plies. It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a machete but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her 1985 Toyota Corona (She was also on "Rihanna Watch"...just in case! We dont want a repeat of Grammy's snatch and run!!). Kelly and Farrah (who we haven't seen since she was kicked off the island..hey, the girl has to eat -- can't knock the hustle!!) sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyoncé and Jay-Z tracks. As well as:

-A Creole Union - featuring Beyoncé and Jay Z

-Baby pictures of the newlyweds, rare footage from Beyoncé's birth video (shot in 1981 by Matthew), various pics of them at Nets games, and exclusive vacation photos from their time spent in the South of France!!!

-The Making of a Creole Creation -A one on one with Tina on Beyoncé’s elegant Freakum Dress
(it’s a wonder what you can do with two mink pellets, a hot glue gun, and a bedazzler)

-Words of Wisdom a "kiddie rap" by Baby Daniel featuring T.I.

-Solange’s uncut video for “I Decided” and two snippets from her 2007 "effort" Solo Star

-The You Tube video of Kelly and Michelle

-8 minute House of Dereon fashion show...complete with flying monkeys, the cage dancers from the Get Me Bodied video, fireworks, pyrotechnics, and confetti!!

The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyoncé was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyoncé a "Bey-owulf". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted Jay's mother and pulled a pocket knife out of her alligator-skin purse. Then she asked Michelle to hold her wig while she whooped her ass

kimberly said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in St Tropez but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Raleigh It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of chicken feathers, it was trimmed with gorilla fur, and studded with blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a burgandy dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Ludachris, Ursher, and the dude who played JJ Beyonce's bridemaids were Brandy, Latavia, and Lil Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of suede with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Carabbas. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "pussy mvp". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a bazooka but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 6 toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "ho-bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a scalpel out of her camel-skin purse. Then she asked letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Jeanette Nicole. said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Capri but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Bellwood It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Checker\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Cockatoo feathers, it was trimmed with Whale fur, and studded with Pink rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I., Ne-Yo, and the dude who played Cole from Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Vesta Williams, Kelly Rowland, and Shawnna, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Grey lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Spandex with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Trastevere. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Put It in Your Mouth". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Tech 9 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a grenade out of her chameleon-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Deedlelee said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in turks and caicos but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in baltimore It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a taco bell parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of crow feathers, it was trimmed with sloth fur, and studded with chartreuse rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a mauve dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were t- pain, usher, and the dude who played urkel Beyonce's bridemaids were toni braxton, michelle, and yo-yo, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear burnt umber lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Tio Pepe\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. kelly was in charge of parking cars and coco just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "me so horny". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a crossbow but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 3 toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a poison dart out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked chanel to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.
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Michelle said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Tonga but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Memphis It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Jack Pirtles Chicken parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of pidgeon feathers, it was trimmed with camel fur, and studded with white rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a gold dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Flo Rida, Ginuwine, and the dude who played Steve Urkel Beyonce's bridemaids were Shanice, Latavia, and Amel, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Red Lobster. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Stand Up In It". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a spear but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 1984 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Cum Gobbling Drag Queen Diva". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a caliber out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked Letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Dazzy said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Aruba but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Dix Hills It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a KFC parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Dodo feathers, it was trimmed with Whale fur, and studded with Magenta rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Lavendar dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were `Flo Rida, Ne-Yo, and the dude who played Jimmy Walker Beyonce's bridemaids were Shanice, Kelly, and Remy Ma, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Burgundy lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyestor with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Neon Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Cosi. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia Roberson just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "What What In the Butt". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Gat but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a jack knife out of her Chameleon-skin purse. Then she asked Latoya Luckett to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Trevor said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Malta but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Cleveland It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Charo Chicken parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of emu feathers, it was trimmed with dolphin fur, and studded with beige rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a chartreuse dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were MC Shy-D, Dwele, and the dude who played Rollo Beyonce's bridemaids were Karyn White, LeToya , and Sweet T, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear peach lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore fucia shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Vannessa\'s Bistro. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Freaky Tales". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a M-16 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 9 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a vial of acid out of her tortoise-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Molokai but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Apopka It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Finch feathers, it was trimmed with Plattapus fur, and studded with cooper rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a turquoise dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil\' John, Sisquo, and the dude who played Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Blu Cantrell, Latoya, and Missy Elliot, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear chartruse lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Acrylic with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Fushia shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Applebee\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Kelly just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Gorilla". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a pitchfork but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Chickenhead". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pen out of her mongoose-skin purse. Then she asked that other gurl to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Molokai but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Apopka It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Finch feathers, it was trimmed with Plattapus fur, and studded with cooper rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a turquoise dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil\' John, Sisquo, and the dude who played Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Blu Cantrell, Latoya, and Missy Elliot, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear chartruse lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Acrylic with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Fushia shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Applebee\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Kelly just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Gorilla". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a pitchfork but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Chickenhead". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pen out of her mongoose-skin purse. Then she asked that other gurl to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Molokai but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Apopka It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Finch feathers, it was trimmed with Plattapus fur, and studded with cooper rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a turquoise dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil\' John, Sisquo, and the dude who played Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Blu Cantrell, Latoya, and Missy Elliot, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear chartruse lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Acrylic with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Fushia shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Applebee\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Kelly just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Gorilla". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a pitchfork but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Chickenhead". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pen out of her mongoose-skin purse. Then she asked that other gurl to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Molokai but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Apopka It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeyes parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Finch feathers, it was trimmed with Plattapus fur, and studded with cooper rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a turquoise dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil\' John, Sisquo, and the dude who played Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Blu Cantrell, Latoya, and Missy Elliot, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear chartruse lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Acrylic with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Fushia shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Applebee\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Kelly just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Gorilla". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a pitchfork but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Chickenhead". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pen out of her mongoose-skin purse. Then she asked that other gurl to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

angel said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in st.tropez but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in memphis It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a checkers parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of parot feathers, it was trimmed with cow fur, and studded with red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a blue dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were david banner, al.b sure, and the dude who played webster Beyonce's bridemaids were deborah cox, farrah, and mc.lyte, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore lime green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at olive garden. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. michelle was in charge of parking cars and latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "do dat on my dick". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a toothpick out of her alligator-skin purse. Then she asked letoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

CaliChick said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Galopagos Islands but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Pasadena It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a In n Out Burger parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Peacock feathers, it was trimmed with Buffalo fur, and studded with tangerine rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a fuschia dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Fabo, R Kelly, and the dude who played JJ Walker Beyonce's bridemaids were Shanice, Farah, and Trina, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Periwinkle lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of tafetta with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Roscoes Chicken n Wafflez. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Letoya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Dick in a Box". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a brass knuckles but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Shaquana". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a steak knife out of her Alligator-skin purse. Then she asked Latavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in ARUBA but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in DC It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a MCDONALDS parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of FLAMINGO feathers, it was trimmed with DOG fur, and studded with PURPLE rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a GREEN dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were TI, USHER, and the dude who played MARTIN Beyonce's bridemaids were CE CE PENISTON, LETOYA, and TRINA, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear GREEN lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of POLYESTER with matching capes. The groomsmen wore HOT PINK shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at BENIHANA. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. KELLY was in charge of parking cars and FARRAH just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "GET LOW". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a A 45 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 6 HONDA. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "BITCH". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a KNIFE out of her SNAKE-skin purse. Then she asked LATAVIA to hold her wig while she whooped her ass

mzredbonez said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Azores but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Washington DC It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Burger King parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of peacock feathers, it was trimmed with horse fur, and studded with blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a black dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Ludacris, Ne-yo, and the dude who played JJ Evans Beyonce's bridemaids were Toni Braxton, Farrah, and Foxy Brown, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear purple lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of spandex with matching capes. The groomsmen wore orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at The Cheesecake Factory. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LeToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Put It In Your Mouth". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "slut". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Latavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in barbados but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in pomona It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a kfc parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of bluejay feathers, it was trimmed with kitten fur, and studded with green rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a orange dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were kanye west, neyo, and the dude who played eddie murphy Beyonce's bridemaids were ashanti, kelly rowland, and missy eliot, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at the spaghetti factory. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. michelle was in charge of parking cars and letoya luckett just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "low". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a shank knife but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked farrah franklin to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Fiji Islands but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Atlanta It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Popeye\'s Chicken parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Parrot feathers, it was trimmed with Whale fur, and studded with Red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Black dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I., R. Kelly, and the dude who played Urkel Beyonce's bridemaids were Mary J. Blige, Farrah, and Trina, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Lime Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Pappadeaux. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Smell Yo Dick". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Shank but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Bitch". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Razor out of her Reptile-skin purse. Then she asked Latoya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in GRENADA but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in GRENADA It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a MC DONALDS parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of DOVE feathers, it was trimmed with BAT fur, and studded with RED rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a BLUE dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were PLIES, USHER, and the dude who played GARY COLEMAN Beyonce's bridemaids were WHITNEY HOUSTON , FARRAH, and KHIA, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear PURPLE lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of WEAVE with matching capes. The groomsmen wore PINK shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at RED LOBSTER. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. MICHELLE was in charge of parking cars and LATAVIA just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "MY NECK, MY BACK". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a BELT but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 3 HONDA. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Dickesha". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a PISTOL out of her REPTILE-skin purse. Then she asked LETOYA to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

IVENTBYBLOGGING said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Cayman but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Los Angeles It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a McDonald\'s parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Cockatoo feathers, it was trimmed with whale fur, and studded with black rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a pink dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Nelly, Bobby Valentino, and the dude who played Arnold Beyonce's bridemaids were Miki Howard, Farrah, and Remy, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear lavendar lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellos shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Golden Feather. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LaTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "That\'s Just My Baby Daddy". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Glock but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Trick". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pistol out of her dog-skin purse. Then she asked what\'s her face to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

The Splackalonghorn said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bora Bora but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Houston It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a William\'s Chicken parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of falcon feathers, it was trimmed with human fur, and studded with green rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a periwinkle dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Fat Pat, K-Ci, and the dude who played Re-Run Beyonce's bridemaids were Vesta, Latavia, and The Real Roxanne, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear burnt orange lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of lycra with matching capes. The groomsmen wore neon green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Chuy\'s. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. michelle was in charge of parking cars and latoya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Take It Off". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a glock 9 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a switchblade out of her snake-skin purse. Then she asked that girl who quit after joining with michelle to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Soulwriter said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot.

The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in The Burmuda Triangle but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Cleveland. It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Dairy Queen parking lot.

Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Ostrich feathers, it was trimmed with Sea walrus fur, and studded with lilac rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a lime green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil' Wayne , Chris Brown , and the dude who played Rerun Beyonce's bridemaids were CeCe Peniston , LaTavia , and Eve , and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Violet lipstick since it was a special occasion.

The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of rayon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore traffic sign yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Pappadeux. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion.

When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Pop That Cootchie". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place.

Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a M16 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change.

Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 6 Honda . Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks.

The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Tampaxia". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a slingshot out of her boa constrictor-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

gsj612 said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Anguilla but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Leesburg It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Roy Rogers parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of penguin feathers, it was trimmed with whale fur, and studded with candy apple red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a apple green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Master P, Johnny Gill, and the dude who played Bookman. Beyonce's bridemaids were Brenda K. Starr, Farrah, and Lil\' Kim, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Pepto Bismol Pink lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Lycra with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Flourescent Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Eddie Leonard\'s Carry Out. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and LeTavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Tec-9 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 3 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "chickenhead". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pearl handled switchblade out of her alligator-skin purse. Then she asked LaToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

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Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Belle Island but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Augusta It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Whataburger parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of emu feathers, it was trimmed with cow fur, and studded with burnt sienna rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a lime green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Trick Daddy, Kenny Lattimore, and the dude who played Rerun. Beyonce's bridemaids were Vesta Williams, LaTavia, and Jacki-O, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear shit brown lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Roman Villa. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and LaToya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Suck My Dick Bitch". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a bazooka but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 0 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cunt". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a box cutter out of her toad-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Gilligan but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Brooklyn It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Roscoe\'s Chicken And Waffles parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Robin feathers, it was trimmed with Giraffe fur, and studded with Purple rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Gucci Mane, Mario, and the dude who played Carlton Banks Beyonce's bridemaids were Monifah, Latavia, and Gangsta Boo, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Beige lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Double Dragon. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Leotya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "I aint got no panties on". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Desert Eagle but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Slore". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Revolver out of her Lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Solange to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Just Me Dammit.... said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Grand Cayman but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Detroit It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a IHOP parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of peacock feathers, it was trimmed with deer fur, and studded with burgendois rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a magenta dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil Boosie, Neyo, and the dude who played Ron from A Different World Beyonce's bridemaids were Pebbles, Latavia, and Vita, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Fuschia lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Lime green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Pappadeaux. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Michelle just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bust That Pussy Open". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a 45 but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 4 honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "mud duck". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a swizz army knife out of her ostrich-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Malasia but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in St. Louis It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a White Castles parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Parrot feathers, it was trimmed with Coyote fur, and studded with Carolina Blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Laker Yellow dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil Flip, Pleasure P from Pretty Ricky, and the dude who played the reverend on Amen Beyonce's bridemaids were The Dark Skinned Girl from 702, Farrah, and Jackie O, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Brown lip liner with the frosty middle lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Pleather with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Lime Green shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at El Torito. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and La Toya just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Face down Ass up". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a bat but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "ragedy heffa". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a weave thread cutter out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Toni said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Bermuda but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Philly It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a McDonalds parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Robin feathers, it was trimmed with Monkey fur, and studded with Pink rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Black dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Mystikal, Trey Songz, and the dude who played Tommy from Martin Beyonce's bridemaids were Faith Evans, Latoya, and Khia, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of spandex with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Hibachi. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Latavia just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "What\'s your Fantasy by Ludacris". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 7 honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "hoe". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a razor blade out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked Farrah to hold her wig while she whooped her ass

Dizzy Lizzy said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in The Cayman but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in East L.A. It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Hot Wings parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Peacock feathers, it was trimmed with Whale fur, and studded with Red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a Black dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were T.I., R. Kelly, and the dude who played Bill Cosby Beyonce's bridemaids were Paula Abdul, Kelly Rowland, and Da Brat, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Yellow lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Polyester with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Orange shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at The Daily Grill. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Michelle just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bootyliscious". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Axe but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 8 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Beyonce". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a Rock out of her Snake-skin purse. Then she asked How many were there?? to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

Ebony said...

Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Curacao but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Toronto It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a Pizza Hut parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of Cockatoo feathers, it was trimmed with Camel fur, and studded with Tangerine rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a moss green dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil\' Flip, Sisqo, and the dude who played Gary Coleman who played Arnold Jackson on Goodtimes Beyonce's bridemaids were Brandy, Latavia, and Da Brat, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear Barbeque sauce brown lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of Nylon with matching capes. The groomsmen wore Fuchsia shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Roscoe\'s Chicken and Waffles. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bust It Baby". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Stilleto heel but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 5 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "cum bucket". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a nail file out of her lizard-skin purse. Then she asked LeToya to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.

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