FLASHBACK: A Moment In Black History

Please put my name in your church prayer box or ask Jesus to add me as a friend on your church MySpace page. I'm on the Sick and Shut-In List right now and I have no new material so let's revisit a moment in Black History. I'm assuming you guys like old shit since it's 2008 and we're still talking about Beyonce's skin tone, hair color, and about how her and Matthew kicked out LaTavia, LeToya, Farrah, Kiesha, Sonya, Tonya, Monique, NeeCee, and KiKi. [1]

It was 2 years ago today that Beyonce was promoting B'Day, an album that went on to sale 541,000 the first week, and was the first album this decade by female artist to have 7 singles chart on Billboard. B'Day propelled Beyonce from American R&B superstar to worldwide icon and household name who could perform to packed stadiums in countries like Ethiopia, Romania and Russia (and they don't even fuck with us Niggras in Russia... just ask her backup dancer).

It was also 2 years ago today that Miss Jones almost got double-backslapped by Mama Tina. Miss Tina almost pulled something from out of her purse AND from under her wig but I will admit Miss Jones is quite quick-witted...





[1] NAME THAT TUNE!


24 comments:

n0days0ff said...

dont even mention miss jones 3 chin having only take pictures from neck up ass.creole shrimp gonna see about her

TBW said...

I'm guessing the song is "Ooochie Coochie Lala" by MC Brains. I didn't google it yet. Am I correct?

I absolutely love this site. Keep up the great work!

Jaska said...

Nah, tbw. The song is "Shawty is a 10" by Jazze Pha minus a ton.

Oh and this is further proof that Mama Tina don't play when it comes to the root box. Miss Jones don't have a damn job anymore. Whodunnit?

Don't Hate Me said...

The-Dream aka Mr. Teddy Graham aka Jazze Pha + Fatman Scoop ÷ Nivea = That nigga who wrote Umbrella-ella-ella

MELISSA said...

The tune is "HI HATER"
!!!! LOL

Mr. Ordinary said...

Well Ms. Jones got fired not to long ago anyway!!!! Shes just mad because Beyonce is a superstar and miss jones candle not even lit!!!!!

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Janel said...

Speaking of moments in Black History, Miss Tina just made Creole History today, celebrating her one year anniversary of being on HSN! She got a scroll bar at the bottom promoting Sol-angel's CD too.

Anonymous said...

"I want everbody to know she takin names"

Shut cho childish ass up.

I'm guess, fat hore Miss Jones, for 200 neckbones?

Anonymous said...

F miss jones, that bitch is a whore

Melody said...

Streets is watching for you Solange, drop some hot sh!t t/mo, a'ight?!?

Anonymous said...

and this is a lesson on why you shouldn't F with Tina. miss jones is currently working at Friday's with farah.

sashagirlwho said...

feel better, sweetie. :)

Katrina (pronounced Kay-Trina) said...

no you didn't just quote DMX.

(vixenchick) said...

mama tina aint no joke!

Anonymous said...

Wow . Yall need to grow up and stop hating on Light skinned fems.

buttbreathbeyonce said...

im back

Anonymous said...

^

And now your gone.

love in this tub pt 3 said...

^lmao. Beyonceitis Specialist, I will pray for you. *Dear god I hope he anoints your wig, and surrounds your apt with holy spirits that will ward off all chicken-headed-evil-hos trying to bring you down. AYYMEN!!

rihanna sucks said...

I'll name that tune! It's Oh $h1t! I just ended my career in 2.2 minutes.

How you gone get fired from Hot 97... claim you wanted to spend more time with ya family... only to be on the radio in Philly for 6 days... to be FIRED AGAIN?

LOLOLOLOL they hired this hefty b1tch in PA JUST so they could fire her azz! I like them :-) Now... that's what I'm talkin' bout! :-D b1tches B'Ware!

rihanna sucks said...

Hey buttbreath!!! :-) b1tch I like how you gettin' my numbers up on rihannasucks :-D tell all ya fat friends aka the behemoth beastly brawd brigade (BBBB) they're welcomed as well. I'll just lay out some deep fried snack cakes smothered in gravy & nougat... so you all can feel "at home".

Anonymous said...

wow. so miss jones who's only really big in ny thinks she can go off on she who is beyonce? beotch please, lol p.s. she's ugly nd sounds like a man.

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