Love In The Tub



You wanted a video to Love In the Club pt. 2, but even Beyonce AND Usher combined couldn't give you this much dramatic over-the-top femininity.

Naturally a video like this will leave you with few words but here are just a few thoughts:

1. I place all the blame on Beyonce.

2. There's is a moment early in the video when you think he's wearing a beater and boxer briefs, then you realize it's just a a beater pulled down over his goodies. At this point you may feel your soul leave your body. Just ask your Lord Jesus to be a fence, hold your mule, AND, take the wheel (in that order) and your soul will return.

3. If the fact that he has no panties on doesn't steal your soul, then the shower scene will.

4. Yep, those are balls you see.

5. I bet his Facebook profile says interested in women.


25 comments:

Marquies said...

1ST.............. AND TO THE VIDEO WOW SPEECHLESS

Make Love In this Club, pt 2! said...

LMAOOO
i bet his facebook profile does say that =)

Focused said...
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Anonymous said...

What is the symbolism of him starting the water when Lil Weezy's part comes on?

Anonymous said...

I would sell this on DVD if his mama came in at like 4:40 screaming "Quantay! What in the gotdamm hell are you doin? Get your sissy ass outtta that shower!"

Wig Crypt Night Guard said...

"I would sell this on DVD if his mama came in at like 4:40 screaming "Quantay! What in the gotdamm hell are you doin? Get your sissy ass outtta that shower!"


ROTFLMAO!!!

Why Quantay????

Sam said...

wow

the sad part is

i think his BEhind is bigger than mine...

*sighs*

Sam said...

this is his youtube page

it says he's gay...believe it or not.

http://www.youtube.com/user/reduellc

Don't Hate Me said...

I give his tuck game a nice 7. And the niceties stop there.

Anonymous said...

I so know who is behind this blog...LMAO!

Anonymous said...

love, love, love this site. is Fresh from curnktastical behind this?

Anonymous said...

I believe so. This site, and quite possibly "Lil Creole Pimp" too. All 3 of these sites are absolutely hilarious. Major Props to the "authors"....lol.

Maleficent said...

Fresh ain't writing this blog. Even Freshalina doesn't have quite the M.C. (*) skillz to put this together.

Why is homeboy in the video built like Solange Knowles, though? Mathew....that bet not be yo' child in that tub.

I would love to see this cat's rendition of En Vogue's "Never Gonna Get It", though. Somebody let him know!


(*) Master of Cuntiness

bee fan said...

I'm speechless

Anonymous said...

it's a he it?? i thought it was a she

sashagirlwho said...

"Just ask your Lord Jesus to be a fence, hold your mule, AND, take the wheel (in that order) and your soul will return."

lol! You can get sound spiritual advice here too, I see. I'm gonna use that for other binds life might bring me.

affectionately,

(formerly) sashawannabe

Anonymous said...

This Video....I'm speechless, cause for a second I swore this was my former roomate....

pretty rikki said...

LMAO!!! Your wordplay is sick!!! I can see why people will mix up u and fresh and lil creole :) Thats gonna be an awesome mixtape...something to ride to!!! When's it coming out?

Anonymous said...

I'm a grown ass woman, damn near 40, this sh*t shouldn't be funny to me, but I love, love, love this site. You are hilarious, and finally I can enjoy that whack ass song after seeing that video.

Queen Be3y said...

oh lawd

MayMay said...

WTF?!?!? Where his mama at? She need to beat his tangy ass for wasting water, doesn't he know its a recession? Where his draws?

B.IG.G.U.N. said...

A freakum wifebeater. I done seen it all. I weep for my young gay chirrun.

Anonymous said...

that aint nothing but the devil. only the devil would make you do whack shit like that.

smurf said...

Let me say. You are the funniest person to ever grace this earth and at the moment I am contemplating on whether to use the buckle or wet leather of the belt.

Anonymous said...

OMG!! I am so late, but I have a few words: "Where the hell is his Mama?"

I would strangle the be-jesus out of my child (let alone my SON) for taking the time from doing his hw/chores to stretch out the wifebeater I just bought, to waste my electricity and water, and then have the nerve to post this shyt on youtube for the world to see!