Back From Africa...

So I'm watching Beyonce on 106 and Park. Rocsi is asking dumb-ass, obvious-ass questions like: "So Beyonce, when you eat a whole plate of food does that inspire you to take a shit?"

So then I go to the Britney Spears Fan Club MTV.com and they are are laying it on THICK with their promotion of her Britney's new album, and I admit I'm kind of jealous.! I understand they still have egg on their face because she bombed at last year's VMAs, and now they have to try to build her up as the Queen of Pop so they don't look stupid, but I just hope that they are this generous with Beyonce
after her breakdown...

But I digress.

I don't have much to say about "Single Ladies" or "If I Had a Dick".

What can I say?

It's not like Beyonce just started shitting on chicks last week... It's been going on for awhile so I'm used to it.

I do have one request though...

I'm going to need you NOT to try to put a ring on it while at the jukejoint, clubhouse, or anywhere colored people are in close proximity to each other, because if you accidentally bust me in the mouth trying to do what the fast girls do I'm going to have to take you out to the parking lot and handle it like gentlemen (or ladies depending on what type of club we're at).

So, on to the point of this post. When I was taking a journalism class, the teacher said: when you are debating or presenting an argument never give the opposing side an idea they didn't have before.

Again...

Never give the opposing side an idea they didn't have before.

Never give the opposing side an idea they didn't have before.

Never give the opposing side an idea they didn't have before...

...unless you are prepared to argue against it:




I've also allowed you to embed so you can post THIS your blog.

Dumb ass.


25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, King B! I missed you boo!

And I know what kind of ring you talkin bout! LOL! You so nasty!

Don't Hate Me said...

DEAD!

Why you gotta body folks [I ain't gon say who originally posted it] like that?

Anonymous said...

Welcome Back.

aulelia said...

yes,your back!

Rihanna really did steal that video for Disturbia. now, that was a revelation!

Anonymous said...

welcome back! love both songs! as for the haters, what can i say. they already had their criticism and "proof" ready before she even released the singles. i am so excited to hear the new album. i plan to buy it in all 45 languages she is going to re-release it.

Baby Oprah said...

The hair...the ass...the sequins.

Once again, the great and powerful leader of this blog has shut the haters down with factual examples that cannot be denied.
To all the Tula Rae's out there secretly practicing the routine...Pause, dance, rewind...just accept the fact that no force on earth can stop this. Beyonce is back. She comes through like Ike...completely willing and able to destroy all of the little tartlets that we have occupied ourselves with while she was vacationing at St. Barths.

Ahhh...today is a good day.

Baby Oprah said...

Any thoughts on the rumor that the brown skinned chick is the MALE choreographer?

prettyrikki said...

Missed u!!!
So Beyonce' steals?? LOL *i cant*

Anonymous said...

Your back!

The only thing I hate about beyonce's Single Ladies song is that it's a tangy man's anthem. And it's not cute to see 7 men, in your cubicle tryin to put a rang on it.


I Just Can't Anymore.

sashagirlwho said...

people will of course will have nuff to say about jacking styles and moves, but, at the end of the day, beyonce will still be doing her thang, stans will stan, haters will hate, and the world will continue to turn.

still, I'm lovin the video! a couple years ago, I would've been right there up in the club busting you and any other close bystanders in dey mouf with those other fast girls. Recently, though, I've been trying to cut back on getting bodied in the club (although, that won't stop me from doing it in the privacy and comfort of my own living room with my house slippers on).

Jeff said...

I didn't really like the video for "Single Ladies" when it first came on, but then when she started shaking and dipping it like she was making hot wings I almost passed out.
LMAO

n0days0ff said...

im extra late.who is the hater this time? is it tula mae again? and Beyonce didnt steal ish,its hers by right cause shes creole and youre not

Anonymous said...

i luved ur video :)
thanx 4 givin Tamia da props she deserves; that video of hers was really remarkable :0

Anonymous said...

Its already starting Brandy Album has been push back for early November to early December. Never The Less. I shall be buying both Brandy and Beyonce Albums.

rihanna sucks said...

Tell it!!!

Hurricane Bey is in your area. Move or get styled on!

Anonymous said...

The only thing I hate about beyonce's Single Ladies song is that it's a tangy man's anthem. And it's not cute to see 7 men, in your cubicle tryin to put a rang on it.


I Just Can't Anymore.


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Dead

Wig Crypt Creeper said...

I know we're on "Single Ladies" at the moment but has anyone seen the crazy haters on YouTube talking about how she stole the "black and white role reversal" video idea from Ciara and how Ciara is more talented.

That heifer got famous singing about being a tease and Beyoncé can out sing/write/perform her eight days out of the week!

(Sorry, that just bothered the hell out of me.)

P.S.: dead @ the 7 men in a cubicle joke.

Chairperson of Dress Folding said...

Who the hell left the cubicle joke. I need to have a word with you.

The Queen Is Back said...

I f**kin love you for that video

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGemjUvafBw

Sigh.

M.J. said...

Beyonce gets what she wants because she is Creole.

Anonymous said...

CAUTION !
Random Rant.

I am getting sick and tired of people comparing Beyonce to Brittney.

Excuse me!

Ms. Spears cant sing live and her dancing is okay. Remember that white girl in your hood that could dance alitte bit because she hung out with all the hoodrats and the high school drop outs. I mean there is nothing special about her dancing .

Beyonce sings ,dances,wears high heel shoes,keeps up with her band while holding a mic.

Ms.Spears goes around with that headphone thingy,all the while doing nothing.

It just goes to show that as a black person you have to be ten times better ,and yet they still want give your props.

FUCK BRITTNEY SPEARS AND ALL HER STANS!

Anonymous said...

i'm in pain with laughter.love beyonce and i love both songs especailly single ladies.sl is doing really good on the bilboard.

Anonymous said...

CAUTION !
Random Rant.

I am getting sick and tired of people comparing Beyonce to Brittney.

Excuse me!

Ms. Spears cant sing live and her dancing is okay. Remember that white girl in your hood that could dance alitte bit because she hung out with all the hoodrats and the high school drop outs. I mean there is nothing special about her dancing .

Beyonce sings ,dances,wears high heel shoes,keeps up with her band while holding a mic.

Ms.Spears goes around with that headphone thingy,all the while doing nothing.

It just goes to show that as a black person you have to be ten times better ,and yet they still want give your props.

FUCK BRITTNEY SPEARS AND ALL HER STANS!

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And plus she don't got them legendary creole juices flowing threw them vains.

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