Now we all know about the rumors in the past about Beyonce being jealous of Rihanna's almost instant superstar status. Rumors of beef between the two flew everywhere. Especially when Rihanna blew up this year, after getting #1 singles, selling millions of records, getting endorsement deals, opening for Kanye, and finding new and creative ways to use a swoop bang and black hair dye. Of course, the Knowles camp played the denial game to the tee, insisting that there's no rivalry between Beyonce and Rihanna. However now, Rihanna's best friend has called out Beyonce for not dropping everything she had to do to go be with Rihanna last week when she fell ill in concert in Australia.

How evil can someone be?

Shame on you Beyonce! (angry face)

This is what one of Rihanna's friends wrote on Myspace:

So i wasnt going to write about this but it is really really bugging me. Last week Rihanna fell ill at her concert. She walked off the stage clutching her stomach. We didn't know what was wrong, we thought she was on her way to the Upper Room to be with her Lord Jesus in that big Umbrella factory in the sky. We were so worried. It turns out she had a severe case of the squirts. Explosive, nasty, smelly, wet, diarrhea. She was dripping on the stage. Chris Brown Damn near slipped and broke his neck on a puddle of doo-doo drops. I told that girl you can't eat everybody's potato salad...but I digress. After taking a nice long dump, she was feeling fine 5 minutes later, and she was back on stage singing flatly and dancing awkwardly. But Beyonce does not care. She did not call, text, or email asking if Rihanna was ok. Beyonce is selfish. All she cares about is her, her career, her family, her husband, her fans, and the people she helps with her chartiable contributions. She doesn't give a damn about Rihanna. Beyonce is so heartless. For all she knows Rihanna could be on her way to glory, but I guess she has better things to do.

Millions of Rihanna's fans and peers left her messages asking if she was feeling well. Everybody EXCEPT Beyonce has reached out to Rihanna asking if she was feeling well.

Here's a list of ALL the people who called her or left her messages:


President Obama
First Lady Obama
Sasha Obama (I hung up on her just because her name is Sasha but I appreciated the thought)
Ne-Yo
Ciara
4 of the 5 Pussycat Dolls
The Remaining Members of Danity Kane
Diddy
Day26
Craig Mack
Gladys Knight
The remaining Pips
Dionne Warwick
Arsenio Hall
Eddie Murphy
Sinbad
Tia Mowry (Tamera was busy, but she probably would have called if she wasn't, unlike Beyonce)
Parliment (Funkadelic had a valid excuse)
Stevie Wonder
Cameo
Sarah Palin
Brenda LaTisha, Linda, Felicia
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky
Cookie (well I met her in a ice cream parlor) [1]
John McCain
Little Richard
Solange
T.O.N.Y. (even he called and you know something is wrong with his phone)
Janet Jackson
Jermaine Jackson
Michael Jackson
LaToya Jackson
Jessie Jackson
Randy Jackson
Grace Jones
Sonya
Tonya
Monique
NeeCee
KiKi
Flavor Flav
The ENTIRE 1, 2, 3, season cast of Flavor of Love
LL Cool J
Bel
Biv
Devoe
Al Jarreau
Whitney Houston
Soulja Boy
Soulja Girl
Shameka
Keisha
Tara
FREAKALEEK!
Shonda
Sabrina
Crystal
Daronda
FREAKALEEK!
Theresa
Falicia
Tenisha
Sharon
FREAKALEEK!
Ashanti
Chingy
FeFe Dobson (and you would think she would be mad!)
Ludacris
Young Dro
Young Jeezy
Young House Arrest
Young Child Support Check
Lil Wayne
Lil Boosie
Lil Jon
Lil Pepperspray

and many, many, more.

Perhaps I should have been by Rihanna's side making sure she was ok instead using this time to try to go online and throw salt on Beyonce. I mean, it's not like Rihanna and Beyonce are best friends, but I don't care. When Beyonce got word that Rihanna sprained her asshole from shitting, THE FIRST thing she should have done was pack her wig bag, fly to Australia and be at Rihanna's bedside with flowers, balloons, teddy bears, and a bowl of chicken noodle soup (with a Goddamn soda on the side).

This just pisses me off. Once again thanks to everyone who has been there for us. Thanks to the people who are genuinely worried about Rihanna's bowels, and sorry if i offended any of Beyonce fans by writing this but i just couldn’t keep sitting back and let this opportunity to hate on Beyonce pass.

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Wow. If this ish is true, dude does have a point. If it's false, oh well I posted it anyway. This is a blog who cares about facts?

Shame on you Beyonce. Shame, Shame, Shame!


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(Yep...I pretty much ripped this from YBF and changed some words. As much shit as YBF has stolen from BeyonceWorld, I think this evens it out.)



[1] Name that tune!


56 comments:

Deon said...

so this is obviously a parody of the Jennifer Hudson debacle going around the internet that Beyonce didn't call her anything, right?

T.O.N.Y. said...

^^^Veronica Mars ain't got shit on you.

Anonymous said...

This post was hilarious. Yay my 1st comment ever on this site. Whoever writes this is funny as hell.

Tune is the Dmx and sisqo song, what they want. toots.

Deon said...

t.o.n.y. said...
^^^Veronica Mars ain't got shit on you.

LMFAO!

But in all seriousness I am so damn sick of people fueling lies about Beyonce. How do they know she didn't go to the funeral? Or for that matter if she was even invited?

Second: Lets talk about Simon Cowell saying Pokemon Piggly Puff Pork Rinds should have recorded Halo...

Deon said...

t.o.n.y. said...
^^^Veronica Mars ain't got shit on you.

LMFAO!

But in all seriousness I am so damn sick of people fueling lies about Beyonce. How do they know she didn't go to the funeral? Or for that matter if she was even invited?

Second: Lets talk about Simon Cowell saying Pokemon Piggly Puff Pork Rinds should have recorded Halo...

Boston said...

you are AMAZING

Rehab said...

Deon said...
t.o.n.y. said...
^^^Veronica Mars ain't got shit on you.

LMFAO!

But in all seriousness I am so damn sick of people fueling lies about Beyonce. How do they know she didn't go to the funeral? Or for that matter if she was even invited?

Second: Lets talk about Simon Cowell saying Pokemon Piggly Puff Pork Rinds should have recorded Halo...
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I didn't know that.

CB said...

What's even funnier is that there are people that will take this post at face value too.

On point as usual!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for puttin these bitches in their place!!!!


Keep it on the reg.!!!

Bohemian Bookworm said...

DEAD @ the Freak-a-leek chorus. Abso-fucking-lutely dead.

Don't Hate Me said...

What these bitches want from a nigga!!!!!

ŵù gamßina said...

hahahahahahahahahaha! brilliant!

[1]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfeN_vFJ6CU

rihanna sucks said...

I'm a fan but.... Beyonce is sooo fukkin evilllll!!!!! First she $h1ts on everybody in the game & now THIS? I'm really reconsidering purchasing her new music! I don't know why everybody always worshiping her! Just mindless idiots! I bet they all kids! White people don't like her anyway! She's not God!!! & anytime somebody has something negative to say about her... her stans come saying something positive! What type of dumb $h1t is that??! They need to get off Beyonce's nuts! She don't even know them! Yet they willing to defend her! Is she putting money in your pockets!?? Damn!!!

I'm a true fan! I tell the truth wrong bad or ugly! I don't follow everyone like some mindless person without a mind! I follow Pookie n'em from cross da skreet!

Blue Ice said...

This was Funny as hell...U should send it to YBF,SR and all other slow azz sites

Anonymous said...

lol...THANK YOU!!!

needed the laugh after reading all that J.Hud BS on the other blogs.

Anonymous said...

lol...THANK YOU!!!

needed the laugh after reading all that J.Hud BS on the other blogs.

M.J. said...

Good for FREEKALEEK to call 50-leven times.

Melissa said...

THE BEYONCEITIS IS SPREADING!!!!!!!!!!!
AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, BEE DID GO TO THE FUNERAL.

4music said...

Well ok, both cases are slightely different, but I really do FEEL your point!
Thanks for entertaining AND speakin truth at one time.

lildrummerboi said...

I just left that site and I have no more words...

Some ppl had comments worth reading on both ends, others...yall know how they do.

Thanks for the laugh, I knew all this hoopla would get you to post lol

Anonymous said...

This blog I outta sight

truth07 said...

if it is TRUE that beyonce didnt try to reach out to jennifer then that's really sad! just because jen upstaged you bee doesnt mean you gotta be so cold! lol

Anonymous said...

You people are nutty. J.Hud is mourning her mother,brother, and nephew. Do you think she cares if Beyonce was at the funeral. You something like that happens you feel all alone , your friends cant help you, your money cant help you, there is only one....

Lastly , Were yall asses there ???
No


It just goes to show that Beyonce Haters are heartless and unreasonable .

Let Jennifer mourn in peace.

truth07 said...

but aren't jennifer and beyonce friends?? i know my friends would contact me if i were in a tragic situation. but i do agree beyonce has ALOT of haters! im not a hater or a stan just an analyst.

Anonymous said...

No they aren't friends. To the public's knowledge that is... They just did a film together and "had fun" and "enjoyed" doing it.

The thing is, Beyonce and Fantasia tol MTV news that they wasn't going to make any public comments out of respect for the Hudson family...

We dont know if she called or not...it's just the fact that some ppl and sites thought she was the worst person in the world for not publicly sayin..."aww, how sad?"

Then on top of that this random guy vents on his myspace about her gettin credit for being at the funeral when she nor her team ever said she was there...it was a rumor started by the media.

Did Alicia Keys or her other costars from her films show any support? We dont know just like with Bey, it could have been done privately or not at all..

Anonymous said...

I know this is on the Tula Mae Robinson Blogg, I havent been there since the election was over. Because if she isnt bashing Beyonce she bashing Obama.

Jewelry Rockstar said...

Man you are hilarious. I had to go check out the YBf one to fully get it. You are talented!

Maleficent said...

X, can I play with yo' Panty Line?

Anonymous said...

If she did not reach out to Jhud either publicly or privately then it shows a lot about her than yall willing to admit.
What JHud's gone through is a BIG trgedy and u do not need to be her friend to want to tell her you can feel her pain.

Question? said...

Anonymous said...
If she did not reach out to Jhud either publicly or privately then it shows a lot about her than yall willing to admit.
What JHud's gone through is a BIG trgedy and u do not need to be her friend to want to tell her you can feel her pain.

November 9, 2008 12:13 PM
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^^^ Did Alicia Keys contact her? Are you on a Alicia Keys board talking shit?

Did Queen Latifah contact her? Cause the article says that she AND Beyonce were at the funeral.

What kills me is that people are so quick to believe the worst about Beyonce, and the truly sad part is as soon as I heard about what happened to Jennifer's family I knew somebody would find a way bring Beyonce's name into it which to me is more tacky and classless than anything Beyonce is being accused of doing.

truth07 said...

but the thing is jennifer's best friend said beyonce didnt contact jennifer in any way, shape, or form. he didnt say that about alicia keys or queen latifah. leading me to believe that they did contact her. either way beyonce is still the hottest chick in the game. everybody knows that. that's why the bloggers cant stop talking about her no matter what! especially that ugly bitch sandra rose!

Teecf23 said...

You are my heaven on earth, you are my last my first....and then I hear this voice inside, singing....Ree Anah <3

Anonymous said...

How do we know if this friend is telling the truth ?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah one more think. If you are true friend why are worrying about who was there and who wasnt there.

Anonymous said...

^^^ I meant thing

Anonymous said...

LMAO

that "best friend" just wants to get more hits on his/her myspace page

shame...

sashagirlwho said...

hilarious and brilliant as usual! girl, imma stop sweatin you for your talent, but you're so damn good.

as to this funeral business, along with being raised with good southern manners (you know mama t don't play), bey is a very private and respectful person, so I'm sure she handled the situation accordingly. besides, if jhud herself aint said nothing about it, why should anyone else?

anyway...

Anonymous said...

That tune is "What These Bitches Want from a Nigga" by DMX

So appropriate for this post...

prettyrikki said...

I love u!!

Anonymous said...

lol at the dmx song. jenifer hasnt said anything about this. that is tacky of her "friend". apparently he has been keeping a record of who called, who came to the funeral, who jenifer admires, and what the press has said about the entire thing, instead of being by his friends side in a time of tragedy. thats embarrassing and i hope jenifer doesnt share the same views as him. I would hate to be beyonce and have to deal with so many jealous nobodies trying to put me down. but im sure we are focusing on this way more than beyonce or any of her family and friends are. lol

~*Enchanting*~ said...

lol at the dmx song. jenifer hasnt said anything about this. that is tacky of her "friend". apparently he has been keeping a record of who called, who came to the funeral, who jenifer admires, and what the press has said about the entire thing, instead of being by his friends side in a time of tragedy. thats embarrassing and i hope jenifer doesnt share the same views as him. I would hate to be beyonce and have to deal with so many jealous nobodies trying to put me down. but im sure we are focusing on this way more than beyonce or any of her family and friends are. lol

November 10, 2008 3:27 AM

Exactly what the hell? This so called friend most likely came to the funeral looking for Bey instead of paying his respects.

Goodness Greatness ,We have got to do better,

truth07 said...

i think the friend is telling the truth. why lie? if beyonce DID contact jennifer why would you want to bash someone who showed their support? and of course jennifer is not going to say anything. DUH! are you guys that stupid? why would she release a statement about beyonce when she is going thru a horrible tragedy? as a matter of fact she probably put her friend up to it so she doesnt look bad. whether they were friends or not bee still shoulda contacted her. i would contact my rival if something like this happened to him or her. its that unimaginable.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin??

truth07 said...

matthew knowles?? you in here???

Anonymous said...

Truth07...Let it go and move on boo. Everyone else has.

truth07 said...

i'll let it go as soon as "beyonceitis" puts a new article up. i wish beyonce's camp would update this site more often. its very intriguing. lol

loveinthetub said...

I guess you can't read so I'll bring it down for you in SHORT SENTENCES

PART 1

WHAT BEYONCE DOES IN HER PERSONAL
LIFE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

(PART 2)

YOU ARE NOT BEYONCE.

(PART 3)

STOP COMPARING WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO WHAT SHE SHOULD DO.

(PART 4)

YOU DON'T KNOW THE NATURE OF HER RELATIONSHIP WITH JENNIFER HUDSON.

(PART 5)

YOU IMPLY THAT IT'S TACKY FOR BEYONCE NOT TO CALL JENNIFER BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TACKY FOR BEYONCE'S NAME TO BROUGHT UP AFTER 3 INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE BRUTALLY MURDERED?

(PART 6)

BEYONCE'S CALLING DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. IF THEY RELEASED AUDIO TAPE OF BEYONCE CALLING YOU WOULD SAY SHE WAS JUST DOING IT FOR PUBLICITY. IF IT IS CONFIRMED THAT SHE DIDN'T CALL THEN SHE IS A HEARTLESS BITCH. SHE CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING WITH YOU

HYPOCRITICAL,

JUDGEMENTAL,

SELF-RIGHTEOUS,



(WAIT FOR IT)



















BITCHES!

truth07 said...

wow!! its not that serious. you either are on medication or need to be on medication. you sound like a super stan. im not trying to bash beyonce. i love her. i think she has got one of the best voices in the music biz. im just keeping it real.

loveinthetub said...

Why is it when people defend Beyonce using common sense and facts they are stans...

But when people attempt to throw salt on her they are "keeping it real"?

Doesn't keeping it real go both ways?

truth07 said...

look matthew! i mean loveinthetub. everything i posted on this thread is valid. you are just mad cause im not kissing beyonce's ass. im a fan of hers but if i feel she's wrong im not going to defend her im not delusional like you. are you the mastermind behind "beyonceitis" or something? chill out.

The Scoop! said...

FREAKALEEK!...sorry, I had to break the tension.

Anonymous said...

love the site. love u!! please post more frequently. i know the sun rises and sets by beyonce(as it should). but you can also post about other stuff. i would love to read your take on the obamas first day at the white house.

Anonymous said...

Why is it when people defend Beyonce using common sense and facts they are stans...

But when people attempt to throw salt on her they are "keeping it real"?

Doesn't keeping it real go both ways?

_

Yall, that at Matthew..

SANDRA ROSE DIDN'T WE REBUKE YOU IN THE LAST POST?

Anonymous said...

I agree totally with whoever made the comment about "Beyonceitis" giving their take on the Obama's first day in the white house.

Pure comedy lol...

Hopefully ppl wont take it out of context and make it something its not, but just the idea of what could be said got me smilen.

Hell, The Obamas and whoever else is in the public eye would be great and it'd give the site some diversity...I say do it "Beyonceitis"!

Anonymous said...

Hell Yeah

Obamaceitis


LOL

More deadly than Beyoncetis

Because now anyone running for prez is going to be prepared to Obama.

Anonymous said...

I laughed an UGLY laugh!