Woman to Woman

Tina Knowles: Hello. May I speak to Ciara?

Ciara: This is Ciara. Who is this?

Tina Knowles: Ciara this is Tina. You might not know who I am, but I'm the mother of the reason why your album isn't coming out.

Ciara: EXCUSE ME?

Tina Knowles: No need to excuse yourself sweetheart, we keepin' it nice and greasy up in this bitch...this is just straight girl talk. Woman-to-woman.

Ciara: Ok...

Tina Knowles: The reason I'm calling is because I'm throwing a party for Beyonce. It's to celebrate the success of her new album, and her new singles, the good reviews she getting for Cadillac Records, her other new movie, her upcoming world tour, the Spanish re-releases, the video anthology, and her new line of bedazzled tampons coming in 2009, and the fact that she's better than everybody at everything including but not limited to singing, dancing, acting, and kickboxing. I'm calling it the "She's The Shit" Party.

Ciara: I see...

Tina Knowles: I was calling to see if you would like to attend the party and I also wanted to try to get some ideas for the party. What kind of party did you throw for yourself when you were the shit?

Ciara: Um... Gee... I don't know.

Tina Knowles: Have you EVER been the shit?

Ciara: Ummm...probably...

Tina Knowles: When was your last hit single?

Ciara: Umm.. probably "Promise".

Tina Knowles:GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL! That is my JAM! I like to sip some of that Grey Goose, put that song on, and slow wind! Fuck what you heard...Miss Tina can still make it roll like some 24s honey...but no... I meant on the Hot 100. Y'all don't count "Deja Vu" as a hit and it went #1 on the R&B charts. I'm not counting "Promise"... I meant on the Hot 100.

Ciara: Probably "Goodies"...

Tina Knowles: "Goodies"? How long ago was that?

Ciara: 2004. That was a long time ago. Gas was cheap. The economy was good. And Usher was unmarried and relevant.

Tina Knowles: Oh... How did you celebrate that?

Ciara: I was dating Bow Wow at the time so he took me to Dave and Busters and then we went home and permed each other's hair.

Tina Knowles: Oh. The reason I asked was because I've been lurking around the internet and at seems that your stans are under the impression that you are the shit. They keep going on message boards, and YouTube, and iTunes, being generally ignorant towards my daughter.

Ciara: Well Miss Tina, I have no control over what my fans say. And for your information Beyonce had nothing to do with my album getting pushed back. I'm a very creative artist and I need more time to come up with cutting-edge concepts.

Tina Knowles: Oh yea? Here's a cutting-edge concept for you... HOW ABOUT YOU COME UP WITH AN ALBUM RELEASE DATE YOU HO!

(HANGS UP ON CIARA)

(CALLS BACK 30 SECONDS LATER)

Tina Knowles: I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I'm cranky cause my sugar is low, but Plies is about to pick me up and take me to the Olive Garden. Miss Tina is about to have UNLIMITED Salad AND Breadsticks up in this bitch! I'm a big fan of yours and I don't think you're a ho. I thought those pictures you took earlier this year were very classy... I wish I could toot my thang up on the cover of VIBE spread my cheeks, and show all 3 of my holes like you did...

Ciara: Ummm...thanks Miss Tina.

Tina Knowles: Are you coming to the party?

Ciara: Yea I'll be there.

Tina Knowles: Alright, take care yourself, my little sweetpea.

(Hangs up, dials another number)

Tina Knowles: Yes, may I speak to Miss Christina Aguilera?

Christina Aguilera: This is she. Who is this?

Tina Knowles: Hello, I'm a relevant career and image, I heard you've been looking for me...

Christina: Excuse me?

Tina Knowles: I'm just playing. What's hannin' Xtina... This is Tina Ann Knowles. What are you doing?

Christina: Oh, just breastfeeding the baby.

Tina Knowles: Is it safe to breastfeed with implants?

Christina: Oh, yea, it's totally safe.

Tina Knowles: Oh, I wouldn't know nothin about that honey, I got 100% Organic All-Natural Titty Meat over here. No Growth Hormones or nothin... and I still bring all the boys to the yard. But anyway...the reason why I'm calling you is because I wanted to invite you to a party I'm throwing a party for Beyonce. It's called the "She's the Shit Party" on account of her being the shit and what not... have you ever been the shit?

Christina: Well it's funny that you ask. When I first came out I was the shit runner-up behind Britney. Then tried to be edgy sex kitten and still ended up 3rd behind Britney and Beyonce. Now there's Beyonce, Britney, Rihanna, so I'm like 4th, and that's only if you take Pink and Mariah out of the equation. And if Kelly Clarkson releases and album, I might as well just stay home.

Tina Knowles: Oh. True... Are your fans aware of this? I've been lurking on the internet and some of them have been talking real greasy about the fruit of my loins, the light of life, and the writer of my checks. They've been all up on the Youtube, iTunes, Amazon, MTV.com, BET.com, AnimalPlanet.com, the NAACP's website, any place with a message board talking trash about Beyonce, saying Beyonce is this and that. Back where I come from if you talked about somebody's child that was a first-class ticket to a parking lot beatdown.

Christina: Well I am the voice of my generation...

Tina Knowles: Says who?

Christina: Well Rolling Stone magazine named me one of the best singer EVER. And I am a very pure artist who isn't afraid to try to things and take risks... and I'm like really deep... and I growl, and I name-checked Etta James way before Beyonce, and I scream and wave my hands around when I sing so I that means I have soul, and I'm the voice of my gener---,(sigh) can I be real for one minute?

Tina Knowles: Sure.

Christina: The reason I've pushed my album to next summer is because I saw the "Single Ladies" video and almost gave up on life. The truth is every night I put on the Beyonce Experience DVD and cry myself to sleep, so I need the stan support. Yes Beyonce is better than all of us at everything including, but not limited to singing, dancing, acting, martial arts, and rollerskating, but our delusional stans keep us going. They keep me us motivated. They buy our records. They pay for our titties. If it weren't for their delusions in thinking they we are actually better than Beyonce, then would be the point in having a career?

Tina Knowles: I understand...are you coming to the party?

Christina: Yea I'll be there.

Tina Knowles: Alright, take care yourself, my little Cajun hot wing.

(Hangs up, calls another number)


Tina Knowles: Hello, may I speak to Miss Britney Spears please?

Britney: Who is this?

Tina Knowles: IT'S TINA BITCH!

Britney: Oh, hi, Miss Tina how are you.

Tina Knowles: I'm fine, Chillin'. How's the new album?

Britney: I have a new album?

Tina Knowles: Yea... comes out this week. Britney. Can I axe you a question... woman to woman?

Britney: Sure.

Tina Knowles: WHAT THE FUCK WERE DOING ON MY TV SCREEN YESTERDAY? I started to reach through the TV and slap you to sleep but from the looks of it you were already sleep. What the fuck and/or hell were you doing?

Britney: I performed yesterday? I don't remember that.

Tina Knowles: It was to promote your new album. Why haven't you been performing at all the award shows like Beyonce?

Britney: Well my management said it would be best if I stay off the stage as much as possible, especially any stage with Sasha Fierce.

Tina Knowles: But you have a tour coming up.

Britney: Well, the theory is that anyone who will pay money to go to my concers has a lowered expectation of what a live performance is. And I can get away with a lot of things on stage in my own concerts that I couldn't get away on awards shows or any stage that Beyonce has performed on...so it's best that I save what little energy I have for my tour. If I fuck up on an awards show then I get laughed at. If I fuck up at my concerts I get paid. Even if I pass out on stage in a pool of my own vomit I still get a million a show.

Tina Knowles: True... Listen. I was just up on the Wikipedia vandazling Rihanna's page and inflating Beyonce's record sales, and I found that you have set quite a few records on the albums charts.

Britney: Really?

Tina Knowles: Yea. 4 Straight #1s. You even sold a Milli the first week. The highest first week sales of any chick in history. You was a bad mothafucka on the albums charts. I'm throwing Beyonce a "She's the Shit" party and I was wondering what kinda party did you throw back when you were the shit?

(Silence)

Tina Knowles: Umm... Hello?

Britney: I really don't remember that far back.

Tina Knowles: Really?

Britney: Yea, I've sniffed, snorted, and smoked anything that can fit into a pipe. I've lost brain cells all throughout Las Vegas.

Tina Knowles: Oh... You poor baby. Kevin must have put that thunder and lightning on yo' ass. Look, me and Beyonce and Solange and Frankie, Keyshia, and Neffie nem are going to a Mother-Daughter retreat to Las Vegas next week. You're more than welcome to come.

Britney: Mother-Daughter retreat?

Tina Knowles: Yea, that's white folk talk for Blackjack, margaritas, and big-dicked male skrippers. You tryna to roll with us? You can be my adopted daughter for the weekend, we can wear matching wigs.

Britney: Oh, that sounds like fun. I'm there.

Tina Knowles: Aiight, meet me at George Bush Airport. Bring your own spending money and liquor, I don't share.

Britney: Alright.

Tina Knowles: Alright, take care yourself, my little hamhock.

(Miss Tina hangs up, then dials another number)

Tina Knowles: Hello, may I speak to Miss Janet Jackson please?

Janet: Speaking.

Tina Knowles: Hey Janet. How's your migraines?

Janet: I'm feeling much better thank you for asking.

Tina Knowles: Where are you?

Janet: Umm just got back from Dubai with Jermaine. We had a good time. We rode camels in the desert.

Tina Knowles: Wow. 2 jackasses on a camel. Send me pictures. Listen I was throwing a party for Beyonce called the "She's the Shit Party" in celebration of her being the shit on a stick. I wanted to invite you and your pet weasel and I also wanted get some ideas. I wanted to know what kinda party did you throw for yourself back when you were the shit?

Janet: Wow... gee...

Tina Knowles: Do you remember that far back? Let me help you out. Don Cornelius was still hosting Soul Train. The Cosby Show was on NBC's Thursday nights at 8 followed by A Different World at 8:30...

Janet: Wow...ummm...

Tina Knowles: Jesse was still keeping hope alive...

Janet: Ummm...

Tina Knowles: The reason I was lurking on your fansites and noticed that your stans have been speaking a lot of garbage about my child. Do your stans know that there's a new sheriff in town?

Janet: No Ma'am.

Tina Knowles: Do your stans know that Beyonce runs ALL of this shit?

Janet: No Ma'am.

Tina Knowles: Do your stans know that hating doesn't increase your relevance or record sales?

Janet: No Ma'am.

Tina Knowles: Do your stans know that it's not 1993?

Janet: No Ma'am.

Tina Knowles: Do your stans know that the party is pretty much over?

Janet: No Ma'am.

Tina Knowles: Would you mind telling them that I don't appreciate the hate thrown on my child and that if they continue to hate then I will send them all a mean Creole computer virus, the likes of which Norton Anti-Virus has never seen.

Janet: I can't do that Miss Tina. I need all the stan support I can get. See I was a widely respected icon, then I fucked it up trying to do what the the fast girls do. I didn't trust that my talent alone would carry me through. So now I have to fight to get my crown back. Yes Beyonce is better than all of us at everything including, but not limited to singing, dancing, acting, and wind surfing, but we ALL need deluded stans and I'm one T-Pain collaboration away from a comeback. I can't give up now.

Tina: OK. Sorry for to go off, I just get real sensitive about my offspring.

Janet: I understand. Am I still invited to Vegas this week?

Tina: Girl, we pushed it back to next week, Beyonce has to carry Jay to the doctor. His hip gave out again.

Janet: Oh, ok.

Tina Knowles: Alright, take care yourself, my little pig foot.

(Miss Tina hangs up, and dials another number)

Tina Knowles: May I speak to Sandra Rose please?

Sandra Rose: Speaking.

Tina Knowles: Hi, Sandra. Did you get my check?

Sandra Rose: Yes, it just came in the mail.

Tina Knowles: Per our argreement, you get $2500 for everytime you mention Beyonce's name. And please step it up a little. You're slipping. We were trying to sell a million the first week. You need to step up the promotion. There was a time when you used to be creative. You remember that? I remember. You just didn't care how low you stooped. But now... I don't know Sandy Mae... you getting soft.


Sandra Rose: I'm trying Tina, honest I am, but it's hard to find ways to mention Beyonce's name everyday.

Tina Knowles: Oh... well here's what you do. Go to Crunk and Disoderly and lurk in the comment section. There can be a story posted that says "Family of 6 Killed in Tragic Car Accident" wait 5 minutes and see don't some bitch pop in the comments section saying "I bet they were listening to Beyonce before they crashed. I can't stand Beyonce!" It never fails. Those folks have such creative and innovative ways of bringing Beyonce's name into conversations that have absoulutely nothing to do with her. So go to the C+D comment section and get some ideas. Plus, I heard that's where that boy that runs Beyonceitis steals all his swag from.

Sandra Rose: Really?

Tina Knowles: Yea, that's what I heard. You gotta step your game up Sandra your site is very important to us and our promotion of Beyonce. Your site serves a demographic that is very important to us.

Sandra Rose: And what demographic is that?

Tina Knowles: Our studies have showed that your readers are mostly middle-aged women who have just learned how to use a computer. Also your site caters to women in their 20's and 30's who think $20 + a Citi Trendz gift card= A Luxury Shopping spree. Your readers are very important to us. Almost as important as people with actual style and taste.

Sandra Rose: Ummm...Thanks Tina... Hey I have a question?

Tina Knowles: Yea?

Sandra Rose: Do you think people know that my site is a satirical site, that I'm a spoof of Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks, the self-hating black person who hates any postive or powerful people of Color.

Tina Knowles: I think people know... I mean, it's so obvious.

Sandra Rose: I know... I don't see how people don't know that my site is a satire. I mean... I look EXACTLY like Uncle Ruckus... and I post about Beyonce ALL the time. And I talk all the time about "REAL" black people yet all I do is degrade other black people. And there's nothing really original about my site. I mean any person with any common sense or logic would know that I'm joking. It's all satire. Do you think people know that I'm really a big Beyonce fan.

Tina Knowles: I think they know. They're just playing along with you.

Sandra Rose: Do you think people know that I love Beyonce's music?

Tina Knowles: I think they know.

Sandra Rose: Do you think people know that I would love to get Beyonce butt-ball naked on a leather couch, and take some strawberries, and...

Tina Knowles: Calm down Sandra. That's my child you're talking about. Don't make me double back-slap you.

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Sandra Rose: Sorry.

Tina Knowles: It's ok. Alright, take care yourself, my little... um...well... I don't have a food pet name for you. I try not to think about you while I eat.

Sandra Rose: I understand.

Tina Knowles: Alright, take care yourself, my little... ummm..."stuff left over after they make hot dogs"...

(Tina hangs up and dials another number)

Tina Knowles: May I speak to Rihanna please?

Rihanna: Ello?

Tina Knowles: (disguised voice) Yea, this is the Free Clinic, and I'm sorry to have to tell you about this... but ALL of your tests came back positive.

Rihanna: NO!

Tina Knowles: Yep. You got the crabs.

Rihanna: NO!

Tina Knowles: Yep. And worms.

Rihanna: NO!

Tina Knowles: Yep. And you're pregnant.

Rihanna: NO!

Tina Knowles: Yep. And you got something called Ear Herpes which I have never even heard of until today...

Rihanna: NO!

Tina Knowles: Yep. So I'm going to need a list of all your sexual partners so they can be contacted.

Rihanna: Starting from when?

Tina Knowles: From birth until now.

Rihanna: Oh, well, let's see... Chris...

Tina Knowles: Brown?

Rihanna: Chris Brown, Chris Bridges, Chris Webber, Chris Angel, Kriss Kross...

Tina Knowles: Oh. Go on...

Rihanna: Kanye, Justin Timberlake

Tina Knowles: Say WORD?

Rihanna: Ray-J, The Dream, Kanye, Pharrell, The Dream

Tina Knowles: You already said The Dream.

Rihanna: It was twice.

Tina Knowles: (sigh) Listen sweetie. Lesson #1 in Fucking for Tracks. When fucking for tracks you are not obligated to fuck again once you receive the track. That's why it's called fucking for tracks. You fuck FOR the track. One you fuck and you get the track that's the end of that business transaction.

Rihanna: Really. Nobody told me...

Tina Knowles: It's ok... go on.

Rihanna: Ne-Yo.

Tina Knowles: Was he the top or the bottom?

Rihanna: What?

Tina Knowles: Nevermind. Go on.

Rihanna: Let's see. All of the New Jersey Nets. All of Day 26, Half of the original Danity Kane.

Tina Knowles: Back up... Umm... ALL of Day26?

Rihanna: Yep.

Tina Knowles: Q Too?

Rihanna: Yep.

Tina Knowles: I know good and hell well you didn't...ummm... I have a question, it's off the record and just betwixt us girls... I've had a thing for Willie for the longest...he could get in my Dereon thong right now without a lot of conversation, persuasion, or negotiaion. Tell me, what that thang look like?

Rihanna: Umm... I don't really remember. Once you've had one dick you've had them all.

Tina Knowles: Ain't that the truth... go on...

Rihanna: Umm...T.I., Lil Wayne... Jay-Z

Tina Knowles: WHAT!?! YOU GADDAMN LIE! MY SON-IN-LAW AIN'T NEVER TOUCHED YOU!

Rihanna: Is this Tina?

Tina Knowles: MISS TINA! And you a damn liar from the pits of Dereon Hell...my son in law ain't never laid a hand on you. He don't associate with loose women.

Rihanna: Well I know that's a lie cause he associates with Beyonce!

Tina Knowles: Your mouth just wrote a check that your narrow ass can't cash. Wait till I get off this phone! I'm riding by your house and going to the trunk of my car.

(Tina hangs up and dials another number)

Blockbuster Manager: Thank you for calling Blockbuster this is Tootie how may I help you?

Tina Knowles: Yes, is Ashanti working tonight?

Blockbuster Manager: Well I just came from out the backroom, and she wasn't there, maybe she's at her other job.

Tina Knowles: Oh. Ok.

(Hangs up. Dials another number)

Kelly Rowland: Thank you for calling Chilli's this is Kelly how may I help you?

Tina Knowles: Yea. Kelly, is Ashanti working the grill tonight?

Kelly Rowland: Yes, hold on. SHEQUOIYA! PHONE!

Ashanti: Hello.

Tina Knowles: Good evening Ashanti, sorry to disturb you at work and I know your Boost pay-as-you-go minute situation isn't really jumping off this month so I'm going to keep this brief. I was going through my internet records and I have found that your stans are one of the leading Beyonce haters on the internet, 2nd only behind Janet and Christina stans.

Ashanti: That's terrible.

Tina Knowles: Yea, you our studies have found that the less releavant an artist is the more their stans hate on Beyonce. The exception to this is Rihanna, because although she is very relevant at the moment her stans still contribute a substantial amount of Beyonce hate to the internet, but we'll see how relevant she is with a 50 year old woman's foot attached to her, cause when I see that trick I'm I'm breaking my Dereon zebra-skin stiletto heels off in her ass, right at the ankle.

Ashanti: Well, Tina I have no control over what my stans say or do, and although Beyonce is better than me at everything and makes it hard for all female entertainers and is part of the reason why I'm working in a food court, she is not the only reason why our careers have fallen off. Perhaps my stans and the stans of other less successful artists should be flooding record execs inboxes and voicemails instead of Beyonce message boards and YouTube videos because at the end of the day it's the record excecs who make the decision to stop promoting our albums or stop our albums from coming out at all. Yes Beyonce is better than all of us at everything, but sometimes our record labels shut us down before we even have a fair chance to compete with her.

Tina Knowles: You know what... you're right. You're alright with me Ashanti, I don't care what Solange says about you behind your back.

Ashanti: Wait, what did she...

Tina Knowles: Nevermind. Would you like to come to Beyonce's "I'm The Shit" Party?

AShanti: Sure, do you need me to bring anything.

Tina Knowles: Just some of them Chilli's baby back ribs, some ice, and your valet jacket in case we need you to park cars.

Ashanti: You mean I get to hang out with Beyonce?

Tina Knowles: Sure.

Ashanti: Oh BOY! Do you think she'll let me be in her 'Diva' video?

Tina Knowles: Hold on, let's call her on 3way.

(calls Beyonce)

Tina Knowles: Beyonce, can Ashanti be in your "Diva" video?

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Anne-marie said...

Wow this was by far the funniest post yet.I was on that other blog,the one that talks nothing but shit about beyonce.I thought I was interesting how someone could spend so much of there time and energy on someone they claim not to like. If beyonce is so exposed and you think she is fake and talentless why decicate entire site to her? That was the innocent question I asked.And you would have thought I said that she was God from the way I was verbally attacked. Someone even accused me of running this site. I thought it was funny and sad how people are so quick to call out beyonce for EVERYTHING she does good or bad.

DJ Wolff said...

Yes, you're back!!!!!! I have your site on my bookmarks LOL!!!God, this post and the Hater Chart have to be the funniest ish I have ever read. Keep it up, boo!

Anonymous said...

Morning!! I missed u!!! This post was hilarious!! Just what I needed to get moving! "What did you do when you were the shit" lol!! And for Miss Tina to call up uhe boondocks granddaddy look-a-like well that was just ingenius!!

prettyrikki said...

Im not anonymous hunny!! That was me at 9:14

Baby Oprah said...

Finally...There is so much to discuss. Please let us know what you think about Kanye saying that Bey is better than Tina Turner!! Can that boy every just keep his mouth shut?

Great post! LMAO @ Uncle Ruckus

Anonymous said...

absolutely and undeniably HILARIOUS

lildrummerboi said...

Exactly why I luv u lol...pure comedy and genius at it's best

Thanks for returning!

And the Neyo top or bottom reference ::DEAD::

Lmao...Some of y'all going to be a lil lost on that part but definitely another classic post, flaws and all..

Mr. FAMU said...

Poor Britney that chile dont even remember she on a promo campaign.

Ashanti is a good sport even if she cant sing she had a nice career going until...

And im glad you left jennifer hudson to mourn lol.

stephanie said...

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS TOO FUNNY!! I was reading this in the computer room at Uni and i was trying SO HARD not to laugh.

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Anne-marie said...
Wow this was by far the funniest post yet.I was on that other blog,the one that talks nothing but shit about beyonce.I thought I was interesting how someone could spend so much of there time and energy on someone they claim not to like. If beyonce is so exposed and you think she is fake and talentless why decicate entire site to her? That was the innocent question I asked.And you would have thought I said that she was God from the way I was verbally attacked. Someone even accused me of running this site. I thought it was funny and sad how people are so quick to call out beyonce for EVERYTHING she does good or bad.

I have also commented over there.I glad to see that I am not the only stan from this site that lurk on that site. I told them that they keep up with Beyonce better than Beyonce World. LOL

truth07 said...

alicia keys: hello. may i speak to tina knowles?

tina: this is her

alicia: yes its been brought to my attention that you have been calling irrelevant female singers talking shit.

tina: yeah bitch what's it to ya?!

alicia: well i was wondering why didnt your loser daughter solange receive a phone call.

tina: well she's too busy grieving from her weak ass album sales. we are still trying to convince her that she's talented (laughs)

alicia: wow! that seems like one hell of a task. do you think she believes you?

tina: no! i think she knows we are full of shit! (laughs)

alicia: girl you are too funny! listen i'm having an "alicia keys shits on beyonce in everything party" do you wanna come?

tina: when is it cause i'm getting another face lift soon?

alicia: jan 6 2009

tina: oh ok i'm good

alicia: great so you'll be there?

tina: with bells on boo!

alicia: ok and tell your daughter that she will never be prettier or more talented than me or sell more records ok.

tina: you always were a bitch keys (laughs)

alicia: i know but i gotta keep up on my squeaky clean image and don't tell anybody im an undercover lesbo ok

tina: girl your secret is safe with me ive been known to walk on the wild side myself (laughs) you know i'm 107 so i done been with josephine dorothy and eartha. eartha was a freak she loved to nibble.....

alicia: ok um sorry tina gotta go ... gotta work on an album that is going to sell more than your daughter's

tina: ok girl bye

alicia: later

Anonymous said...

Too funny! Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Truth 07= EPIC Failed


Come up with your own shit and stop stealing from Beyoncetis. Damn,is A.Keyes is so relevant why the hell are you over here.??

lildrummerboi said...

LOL @ truth07...don't start no mess this morning lol

But funny indeed..

Anonymous said...

lol now i aint gonna even much lie. i LOVE beyonce and all, but that alicia keys thing was toooo funny! but this update to the blog was to funny i was laughing my ass of especially with ciara and janet jackson. that shit had me laughing so hard in the skool computer lab, it had me weak!them people was looking t me like wtf?!?

M.J. said...

Tina, you ain't call Monica? I'm sure that she could make some pig feet wrapped in cornbread and waffles...

Anonymous said...

I'm so in love with this blog! I can't get enough and I can't stop raving about it...dayum? Where do you come up with this stuff?

Genius. Just Genius. I sat there and read the entire post.

~*Enchanting*~ said...

Alright Alicia, LOL. Now you know you dont know the forces of a black Mamma seeing that your mother is white and all,but you really really dont want to mess with Beyonce's Mammy...... I just saying

Anonymous said...

I'm bowing down!!! And I'm without words...I freakin love you!!!

So you've been waiting for those second week sales...slowly building a masterpiece!!

You my new best friend...next to Beyonce!! lol!

Anonymous said...

LMAO I love this blog...

@Truth07... That was kinda funny but you failed to mention being a whorebag who slept with a married man, her bad ass acne and her wack ass out of tune live singing, not to mention that weak ass fist thrust she does while she rocks like she has to go to the bathroom.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!! You had me at "hello" lol.

Anonymous said...

where can i find second week sales articles.

Nevermind on to beyonceworld.

Tearra said...

@ truth07

Alicia Keys had to downgrade her latest tour to theaters (and ain't Solange supporting her)

Now when you compare that to The Beyonce Experience, Alicia aint exactly shittin on Beyonce is she?

Call me back when she can sell out and headline another(?) ARENA tour

Anonymous said...

"honey... but no... I meant on the Hot 100."

DEAD

Anonymous said...

thank you, you just made my day..AGAIN.

missed you. keep up!

Valentina (ITALY)

avediva said...

YOURE BACK!!
Missed you, this was a good one as usual :)

Deon said...

OMFG! I missed you toooooo damn much. Well not you particularly, but this. I KNOW once second week sales come out you are going to go HARDDDDDD! Because she sold more in second week than artists sale at the peak of their careers. LMFAO!

Why did you go so easy on Rihanna?

truth07 said...

alicia : hello is tina there?

tina: this is her

alicia: hey i heard you weren't coming to my party is that true?

tina: yeah sorry beyonce found out i'm an undercover alicia stan and she had a fit. she is threatening to cut me off so i had no choice.

alicia: oh i understand she is jealous cause my records sales are way better than hers and i dont have to take my clothes off to sell them.

tina: alright now keys that is my child you are talking about.

alicia: oh i'm sorry but its the truth! she is mad cause i'm a natural beauty and i don't need five pounds of make-up on my face to look good.

tina: bitch you aint no natural beauty you use to have more bumps on your face than stevie wonder's textbooks.

alicia: bitch please at least i can dress wit yo tacky ass clothing line. i'm still tryna get over what yo daughter wore to the 04 vmas! lookin like she got that outfit from rupaul's garage sale!

tina: bitch let me find out where you stay at so i can fuck you up! you done fucked up now!

alicia: bring it grandma! i'll beat the botox outta your ass bitch!

tina: yeah yeah yeah tough talk over the phone bitch! you'll be seeing me real soon ho! and by the way why don't you step your game up ya sloppy bitch! fucking swizz beatz! (laughs) is that the best you can do! was petey pablo busy? (laughs)

alicia: whatever bitch! i got betta shit to do than to talk to yo old ancient egyptian ass! bitch!

(alicia hangs up)

Anonymous said...

Alicia dont you have a theatre concert to go play while Swiss Beats applies the acne medication

Jaz said...

"Miss Tina is about to have UNLIMITED Salad AND Breadsticks up in this bitch!"

lmao! i love the oliva garden. and about alicia keys(the comments above) thats pretty messed up! i love her. she would be my favorite singer but i need someone who can sing AND dance. i love her piano playing though. and john legends. ..beyonce is the only one who gets it completely done for me though.

Anonymous said...

AMAZING

Les said...

LMBO!!! LOVE it, this was hilarious!

and Sandra Rose, went to her site onetime. I'll probably go back. I visit the KKK's website every once in a while too. You need to keep up with those that hate you. That's why I took German. Ain't no neo-nazis tricking me speaking in another language.

Anonymous said...

truth07

Please refer to the hater chart.We love Alicia over here so dont be trying to start nothing.Alicia fans are allowed to hate all day .

BeatBuoy said...

Oh PLEASE do Brandy too! Her stans are the worst right now. GREAT piece by the way. Made my day.

Anonymous said...

I am still a Brandy fan.I think all of Brandy fans shifted over to Beyonce when Brandy got rid of the braids.

That would be a good topic.Who did you use to stan for?You know before The Queen arrived.

For me it was Brandy

Creole Boy said...

OMG you are sooo on point.

samosa278 said...

thank you for coming back! i missed you! great post.

Anonymous said...

As soon as I can get up off the floor, wipe up the pee, and massage my cheeks (they hurt so bad from that deep-bellied laugh that knocked me over and made me go #1 all over my dorm) I'll make a real post!

Anonymous said...

This is stupid and sad and disrespectful to MRs. Tina. God dont like Ugly and if something bad ever happens to yall beloved next thing to Jesus Beyonce... well yall know why. This is pure madness and not cool at all. Must be a teenager who have done it grown people I hope are more mature and morally above this.

Anonymous said...

Should have called the million people BEYONCE jacks!
Brandy for saying she has a better style then Bey.
Heck call up the dead Aaliyah and disrepect her why dont you... just plain idiots! Not Funny at all its really disturbing! You guys really need prayer and better hoobies in life!

Anonymous said...

^^^It was all done in fun. There was no malice intended to Bey, Tina or any of the artists. If you can't recognize a joke when its presented to you then sucks to be you.

And btw I am a huge BRocka fan but her new CD is garbage and I won't be wasting my hard earned $10 on it.

Deon said...

Have you guys noticed that he only posts mostly at times with a "4" in them? Like 4AM or 4PM. Always paying tribute to the queen, and she loves he number 4.

lildrummerboi said...

To the "anonymous" folks who came to this site and saw the material posted here as anything other than plain ol humor at its best, u need to check yourselves...

This site is refreshing and a retreat to some us Beyonce FANS who have to deal with the unnecessary hate that is dished on all the other "general celebs" blogs for no damn reason towards her...

WE know the material here is meant for comedy purposes and dont take it as anything other than that.

So if u dont like it or feel offended by it, Im sorry for ya.

U shoulda known from the URL that this site would have been one in favor of Bey...keep it movin is all im saying...its not like the ish aint true.

Im just saying....

Jaz said...

anonymous said:

"Who did you use to stan for?You know before The Queen arrived?"

i was about 6 when dc came out and i havent been this obsessed with anyone else. lol. im not a stan, but ive had the instinct inside of me since i was a young child to know a talented person when i see/hear one. i guess some dont have that instinct. which is why we have britney spears and rihanna and others like them.

oh and about whats her name hating powerful black people, there is a black pastor(manning) i saw on youtube who may be the real inspiration for uncle ruckus. its pretty sad since hes dead serious.
search "uncle ruckus aka pastor manning" on youtube

Anonymous said...

LMAO
luv you to death

please don't disappear for long stretches again, especially during Bey Season!!!!

sasha pissed said...

what happened to the follow up to the best of sasha fierce?! grrrrrrr

Lena Park said...

ok so i just preview keyshia cole's new album on amazon and tell me why the snippets alone is just shitting on I AM...Sausage Face

keyshia needs some damn stans cus she has released 3 good ass albums! shes soo underrated

Anonymous said...

ok so i just preview keyshia cole's new album on amazon and tell me why the snippets alone is just shitting on I AM...Sausage Face

keyshia needs some damn stans cus she has released 3 good ass albums! shes soo underrated

_

And ok so.. I'm wondering wtf your doing here.

Anonymous said...

R U Serious?
Keyshia Cole?
That's like comparing Barbara Streisand to Britney Spears. Don't get me wrong. I like Keyshia and all, but only for what she is worth...a hot ghetto mess of a TV show, where she and her hyper-dysfunctional family disrespect themselves and make black women look like card carrying trollops.
I'm sorry boo. But Keyshia Cole is no Beyonce.
There's a reason why she's underrated. Listen to her talk.

Anonymous said...

Did Etta James really say that Beyonce doesn't have the chops to sing like her?

Much respect to Etta but she didn't have to say that shit.

Please have Mama Tina give her ass a call and put her on blast.

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ I am Sausage Face.
And that Alicia Keys shit was funny too.
Stay in your lane though, youngin.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm.........
I think I love you.

That is all.

sashagirlwho said...

well, unfortunately I can say that ms. fierce's most recent output came up a little cold and lukewarm at best imo. I'm don't mind her venturing into unchartered regions, but she just didn't come hard, or perhaps inventively, enough. there are a few tracks that i like though.

and girl, quit! I know you're trying to throw us off your scent, but I know who you are, mademoiselle crunkster.

anyway, fabulously funny as usual!

missy elliott's ex-wife said...

the hate in these comments just prove this article right and makes it THAT much funnier

Anonymous said...

Ha..."City Trendz". That's so true...

killinuhoez said...

Can anyone find cadillac records online

Anonymous said...

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Ima need you to remove thineself from my head! Dammit Ima have to smoke you, you so dope! (thats all I got)

Jia said...

This was INSANELY funny! OMG!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

LMAO @ "Was Neyo on the top or Bottom" LMAOOOO

Anonymous said...

Anonymous @ 4:00 on 12/4 made me LOL

melissa said...

i love it! enough said!!!

Anonymous said...

This is why Beyonce will never be taken serious because of bullshit like this. How the hell are any of you fans supporting a site like this. HATERS!

Anonymous said...

^^^STHU!!!Thank you much:)

To the Keyshia Cola stan did you see her sing the anthem at the De La Hoya fight? Her hair, her clothes, her voice were jancked up.

Anonymous said...

^^^STHU!!!Thank you much:)

To the Keyshia Cola stan did you see her sing the anthem at the De La Hoya fight? Her hair, her clothes, her voice were jancked up.

Anonymous said...

i love ur site!!!
i live in london n me n ma frenz check on updates all the time!
i love uuuuuu!
...but i love beyonce more!

Mickey said...

fuckin hilarious

Anonymous said...

My friend sent me a link to this site as while as hateonbeyonce.com.
Needless to say I want be going back to HOB. Those folks over there need prayer and a hug. Somebody even said they wanted Beyonce to die.I wonder what ex DC member kinfolk is behind that site.

Anonymous said...

To the Keyshia Cola stan did you see her sing the anthem at the De La Hoya fight? Her hair, her clothes, her voice were jancked up.

-

ROFL! She looked like an 50's hooker.
I was disappointed.

samosa278 said...

to anonymous at 9:12 dec. 8

this isnt a hater site and its not bullshit. its satire, and its obvious. only the most extreme stans and the haters quick to judge wont see this site for what it is. its not meant to hate on beyonce, its meant to be funny, damn.

Anonymous said...

Wait I thought you was a dude???

lildrummerboi said...

lmao @ the period joke...I had to read it twice to get it...pray for me!

Anonymous said...

Well I hope you usin' those Always pads...b/c they helping those poor girls in Africa get an education...along with Oprah rich ass...

Oh and one more thing...I was wondering what your take is on the whole Forbe's list bullshit every two weeks..I mean Damn!! We get it already..Beyonce is a rich bitch!!

I think that all of the publicity that she and jay receive for their riches...is actually interferring with their album sales...

I'm not saying that they're flopping...but Beyonce should have done close to a million the first week...

Most of the hoes that I know didn't "buy" the album b/c they feel like Beyonce aleady has enough money...wtf? I know...

And you know just like I know...all of those people at the concerts did not buy the albums from the stores...

I got my two copies though...one from iTunes and one from Bestbuy..lol

sorry for going off on a tangent..."but there's something that I feel I need to say/up to now Ive always been afraid" LOL That's my sh!t right thurr!!

Deon said...

You're a guy. A gay guy. I KNOW it.

Anonymous said...

can you just tell us if you are a boy or girl.


we dont have to know your life story.

Anonymous said...

I thought I had him/her figured out..lol...i'm not so sure anymore...He/She could be like angelina jolie...a gay man trapped inside of a woman's body..that's what she said! LOL

suite STL said...

I swear this site is going to make me lose my damn job. I can't be at work laughing out like this. Please stop...o.k. don't because I love it.

THE CONVOS WERE TOO FUNNY.

Anonymous said...

why did taylor swift out sell beyonce?

where are the stans at?

beyonce should have went double platinum the first week. you would think with all the insane stans she has.

Anonymous said...

^^^^i was suprised too..but to be totally honest...i bought the album it wasnt all that good to me.

i just think that she makes her money touring. Movies and albums sales arent working in her favor.

i hope the best for her though

abeastwitit said...

TO the 'anonymous' ppl coming over here throwing shit...ummm..has Taylor Swift sold any albums in Europe, Australia, Spain, Japan, etc?? I don't ever see her name on the world charts...correct me if i'm wrong...

Get ur facts straight..or shut up bitch!! What you say? Not to me! LOL

Les said...

This was funny! What I don't understand is why people are acting like this site ain't funny. I like Beyonce but I'm far from a stan. Maybe only normal people find it funny. The site is pure HILARITY!! The end, why do people get offended like you talking about them or they mama?

jdiva said...

I *heart* this post. Shit had me DYING!!!

You are de 'favoritist'!!!

Anonymous said...

Um. The album was good. But if you find Taylor Swift Music good then there is no hope for you anyway!

Anonymous said...

dear beyonceitis (beyonce police)


I would like to report the crime that is has been commited by MTV.They seem to be on operation kill beyonce's career because she is not hanging out her shit for us to feel sorry for her. People, what age are we living in?, that for you to succeed you need a sob story and not hard work.Beyonce works hard and i refuse to let a credible music source like MTV write such a trashy story about beyonce not doing so well just because she does not live her life in the public eye ,she isare trying to have a relationship and not lose her man for publicity's sake.I am a married woman and I sure as hell would not tell my problems to no press but just my best friend.They have made me so angry i am going to buy a copy sasha fierce once a week till christmas.I dont do tours but i will buy the tour dvd.PEACE

Anonymous said...

Didn't he mention in a post something like "That [boy] that runs the Beyonceitis website?"

Anonymous said...

He or she said she was on her cycle and then he or she came back and deleted the comment. I think he or she is getting a kick out of not reavealing their sex.

Anonymous said...

i agree with one the above comments.

mtv isn't even hiding their bias anymore, considering they play that britney spears doc NONSTOP

Anonymous said...

damn britney stans went all out and made sure they were gonna beat sasha's sales.

who cares what mtv says, everybody knows they are racists. and your just now finding this out?? ok move on

anyways

Anonymous said...

Yall know that Beyonce is 10 times better than spears. Britney spears is the model day elvis. You know a white singer that got famous for stealing black culture and calling something and then ignorant white people( i say this because only ignorant white people do this) go and give britney the crown and try to rate her over beyonce.Thats why you MUST support your favorite artist.

Beyonce is going to be a legend no matter what. It will take more than a bunch of irrational B.Spears Stans to stop that.

Anonymous said...

Uh...mIss or Mister thang...could you please come back...the whole MTV bullshit fiasco didnt sit we me too well...and well...I need for you to put them mufuckas in they place..you feel me? LOL

Linka72 said...

I have just pissed myself...at work..while hiding under my desk screaming from laughter..thanks for the laugh!

Carl said...

hey there...
i wanted to ask you if you could write a piece about a blog i'm sure you know about. toya's world.. she's been talkin shit about the queen for so long i don't even understand why stans haven't hacked her site yet...
in the blogosphere she's like sandra's lil uglier sister.
i'd like you to write something that will sit her ass down...

RaiJai said...

Beyonce can go sit down somewhere with her stanky ass breath! I met her in Times Square and her breath smell like she just got done eating a plate full of shit biscuits.

Anonymous said...

OMG!! Who tipped the haters off on this site, this was us, stans resting place, the place we come and chit chat, DIE OF LAUGHTER, and speak the 100% truth like u always post, time to start bustin caps into a nigga (blockin ip's) dey jus mad cuz u speakin da truth\

raijai - go suc a fat one im sure ur use to it

Anonymous said...

Where is the second installment of "The Best of Sasha Fierce"???!!!

Anonymous said...

Raijai go sit down. You know you didnt meet no Beyonce!!!

Anonymous said...

Wait

Raijai...... Ray J????

Is this because Brandy Human has be released now.

I hope its doing good, I like brandy too.

You dont have to take it out on Beyonce Stans ,just because Brandy aint the it girl no more.

Anonymous said...

Sho nuff aint dat ish slated to sell i believe no more than 70-90k first week, her time has cum and gone

but i feel bad b/c i was routing for her in spirit not w/ my 10 dollars tho

lildrummerboi said...

lol...im thinking about gettin Brandys new stuff just to support, but I dont know..

I got respect for her old stuff tho, "Almost Doesn't Count" and "Have you Ever" still gets me over..

Anonymous said...

Brandy's new album is that SHIT!!! Ok I know this isn't a Brandy site but I think she's about the only singer we can talk about here without an argument. But for real though, if you haven't bought "Human," go get it! It's worth it!

Anonymous said...

This comment section is turing into a message board. Anywayz last night Gabrielle Union cleared up the rumor about beyonce being 35 on Chealsea Lately.

But we stans already knew that.

I going to have to put Brandys Album on my Christmas list. Due to the fact that I am a broke college student and the little money I have is ise for christmas gifts for the family.

Brandy and Beyonce should do something together.

Anonymous said...

Brandy's new album is really good, however, it is not a CD like our Queen of Fierce, and you can't put it on and listen straight through it, you have to skip over too many tracks for my liking.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You see , Her CDs didnt use to be like that.

Oh Brandy.Put the braids back in!

Keyshia Cole A different me in stores dec. 16th said...

Why did Keyshia Cole just release a better cd then the so-called Queen, Savior, Moses, Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks whateva you stans refer to Beyonce as..

A different me is sooo damn good! Go on keyshia! you might not have stans, record sells like bey but you keep it real and true to who you are! Keyshia is this new generation's mary j. blige!

And this new album is epic!

Go on Keyshia! I see you frankie in the back dippin it!

Man down! code 10! Holla!

Neffe said FUCK BEYONCE

You look soo dumb right now...and yes i quoted RiRi lol said...

^^^^^^And u thought a Beyonce fan-based blog would be the best place to promote Ms. Cole?

Yall a mess...we leave the everyday blogs and come here to "chill" and yall still follow with the BS.

If drama and being unstable in ur everyday life is what u like to hear from ur favorite artist, fine. Just don't force it on us who don't care for a whole CD devoted to it.

Thanks,
A Bey Stan...

Anonymous said...

yes this a place for bey stans to relax and get our good laugh w/o the haters bringin dey bullshit here

Anonymous said...

Umm...no offense...but this generation already has a Mary J. Blige. Her name is Mary J. Blige.

Rihanna Fenty said...

LMFAO @ you pathetic idiots calling yourself stans and have a "chill" spot to come and praise, worship and do e-chants for your Beysus Knowles-Carter

If BeYAWNce stans aint pathetic and sad then I dont know what.

First off its already sad to call yourself a stan, but to be proud of it? Get over yourself!

Yall worship Beyonce more then you follow and practice your own religion.

HAHAHAHAHHA

stans....you gotta HATE em

Anonymous said...

No honey dont get it twisted you haters worship her more than we do its just that you worship her using negative energy.You see i have no interest in KEISHA COLE therefore i have no idea what fansites she has and i would not bother to comment on them. But you a keisha fan you have time to search a beyonce fan site to leave stupid comments.Just love your keisha and leave beyonce alone .Dont be mad that she does not have a large following.
Anyway ihave come to the conclusion that some of these hater comments are made by people close to these singers just trying to generate buzz for their artists .

lildrummerboi said...

^^^And I agree...

We didn't dub ourselves stans, the fans (and stans) of other artist who couldn't believe that people actually still support their favorite artist did. Some of us just embraced it...

As far as "worshiping" her goes, I support who and what I feel but u can call it what u want. And at the end of the day, like mentioned above...yall the ones taking time out of your day to express the greatest amount of negativity I have ever seen towards somebody you "don't like".

And you got the balls (or tits) to call us crazy?

Bitch! Sit yo ass down...u the one devoted yo time and energy to someone whose going to still shit on yo favorite artist on any even given day...if not in sales then on the stage.

Anonymous said...

@ Rihanna

Wow, you got some deranged fan, impersonating you girl.

-claps

You've recieved your 2 mintues of fame.

Please exit the stage to the left.
Thanks.

Anonymous said...

LMAO

we make it clap!!!we make it clap
(busta rhymes)

LMAO to the comment @ 11:11
congrats to the platinum album

srewolf said...

people.
u. must. watch.
http://xfactor.itv.com/videos/video-detail/item_200627.htm

Anonymous said...

I already have Keyshia's CD & trust me it wasn't worth the time I spent illegally downloading it. There are like 3 good songs & 1 potential.

Anonymous said...

I like Keyshia but I perfer Beyonce.Beyonce song just won single of the year in Rolling Stones Magazine.


The QUEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soulwriter said...

(Closed laptop, ran out of house giggling hysterically in search of a cliff)

Anonymous said...

I am still a Brandy fan.I think all of Brandy fans shifted over to Beyonce when Brandy got rid of the braids.

That would be a good topic.Who did you use to stan for?You know before The Queen arrived.

For me it was Brandy

---------------------------------

For me I had Mya then three months later Beyonce came and it was over

Ja said...

Mya is sooo underrated! She can sing, dance and act. She just needs to get with the right people and label.

There is no denying her talent! Shes a force to be reckwon with.

Mya will always be one of my favorite artist and besides she had Jayz on her clit before wigonce.

Anonymous said...

I like Mya also but she needs to come harder then Sugar & Spice, it was pretty blah.

I didn't know Mya acted what was show/ movie did she act in?

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Mya acted what was show/ movie did she act in?

_

And please don't name no shit that looks like it was shot on a sony camcorder.

Anonymous said...

@Ja really Jay was on Mya clit huh, obviuosly she didn't make the cut cause Bey walkin around w/ the 5 million $ ring.

Anonymous said...

Dear Santa,


For christmas I would like for Sandra Roses dyke having troll lookin, hater acting ugly, coon looking ass to cease all Beyonce hate for the new year. If you don't grant this I will be force to pull a slow creep Mama Tina style on her 1/2 bedroom shack.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I think i started something when I told the trolls over at HOB about this site.

htownhoney said...

lmao. y'all crazy!

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BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!
BEYONCE IS OVERRATED! SHE STEALS!

Anonymous said...

@ previous comment
what do u drink or smoke?

u forget riyoncé,christina milian,ciara,leona,jlo,britney or her stans are coming soon!

welcome to them

Anonymous said...

Brandy sold around 74,000 the 1st week for anyone who was wondering..

And DEAD at the headline on the top of this site, "I'm So Sorry You Flopped. Thanks for Playing. Please Try Again Next Year." Lmao

He/She may not update the site on the regular but I be damned if that headline dont change...I be crackin up.

Anonymous said...

Dont be mad because your favorit artist CD Went Plastic Syrem Wrap the first week.

Deon said...

"And DEAD at the headline on the top of this site, "I'm So Sorry You Flopped. Thanks for Playing. Please Try Again Next Year." Lmao"

You're so right about that. It always does update the headlines.

Deon said...

It updated the hater section!

Anonymous said...

Woah Brandy only sold 74,091... She flopped mad hard. Damn po' Bran Bran.

Pple were talking about Michelle (a C-Lister) flopping with only 14,000 sold her first week to me she actually did better then Brandy (a legend).

Anonymous said...

Here at Beyonceitis, we recognize full well that Beyonce steals. The creator even made a video entitled "Beyonce STEALS!!!" You should check it out.

Mickey said...

actually, Brandy didn't flop... she's actually right up to par with Ashanti.... a contemporary R&B QUEEN.

..... :-/

BELLA said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIES THINGS I EVER READ BEYSUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON.

Anonymous said...

OMG I can't believe Brandy sold under 300,000 copies. Damn I was rooting for her too. I wanted her & Bey to do a single together.

I think she flopped so hard b/c everyone is calling her a murderer & plus flopping is contagious. Ray J only sold 39,000 of his CD earlier this year.

Oh well maybe Bey can do a single with A. Keys.

*Note to Bey: Stay the hell away from Brandy, flopping is contagious.

Anonymous said...

actually, Brandy didn't flop... she's actually right up to par with Ashanti.... a contemporary R&B QUEEN.

..... :-/

-

um.

Please exit the stage to the left.


Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce stay shittin on hoes.

How CD's been out for 3 week, and still selling over 150,000 copies each week.


QUESTION?

hateonbeyonce@gmail.com said...
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Anonymous said...

^^^^Well @ least you admit that you're a hater. The others don't even do that.

Damn Jamie Foxx was just talking about Terrence Howard going plastic, looks like Brandy joined the club.

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Anonymous said...

Moderator, the next post BETTER be about ^^ this bullshit.

Anonymous said...

when you say best, do you mean best as in content, or best flopped?

Anonymous said...

So like this latest poll just has too many good options to choose from. I don't even know what to decide on.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is an overrated cow!
Thats why that bitch dont wanna have camel's kids cus once she pops one out of that wide loose pussy her body is gone! shes gonna be one big walking stretch mark!

I dont understand why you pathetic fags and fat bitches stan for beyonce. why not stan for someone with real talent such as alicia keys or jill scott.

why stan for someone who steals and hogs up everything.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^


Please kill yourself.

Why waste 20 mintues of your life, typing that shit?

Why? Cause you have no life.

We are gonna stan for beyonce forever. Even 47 years from now, when she's getting bodied all over her nursing homes, WHY you ask? Cause she's that bitch.

So how about the artist(s) you named concentrate on trying to at least sell out an high school gymnasium.

Thank you, come again.

Anonymous said...

* Kill yourself is not to be took seriously.

Anonymous said...

Message to the blogger...if you don't brang yo' ass back and give us a new post...I'ma have to go in the back of my closet!!! And I ain't goin' in there for a freekum dress!!! U feel me?!

Oh boi must be layin' that pipe to ya ass! Even Beyonce gives us performances after Jay puts it down! Come on now!

Anonymous said...

^ .....I thought the moderator was a boy? Lmao! Mama Celestine calls him a boy when she's talking to Sandra Rose:

"Plus, I heard that's where that boy that runs Beyonceitis steals all his swag from."

Maybe I was just thinkin about what the site would be like If He Were A Boy.

But I digress.

Moderator, you better high-tail your hilarious ass on back here faster than a fan can blow four pounds of weave. I AIN'T PLAYIN!! For real though. You better post something new in like 23 seconds. I need my FIX!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I a'int annonymous just dont have the time and patience to create user profile for me to post .

Anyway just to answer those who ask why we stan for beyonce,We are intelligent people who are tired of the press and bloggers alike trying to bring her downfall by printing trash that is not true and other trash that 20 other singers are doing but not being called out for.I bet you half of these people that post trashy comments about her are industry people who realise that she can not be stopped.It is easy to trash Rihanna because she is not talented but beyonce is and people can not publicy say she is not talented,so what do they do,they come to this cyber world and talk trash.I shall stan for beyonce untill she retires.

I have said this before i am no child ,I am a grown woman of thirty .

Name-Mel
Country-UK

On another note beyonceitis is spreading here in the UK since that X-factor performance.BUT ME MYSELF I have stanned for her since the grammys 2004.Thats the thing about beyonce just put her on a stage and all the haters are shut down .

Anonymous said...

I've always loved Beyonce ever since DC but I didn't start stanning for her until I read all the hateful shit about her on the internet. So I said ok y'all hate her well I love her. And sweetie Bey is just as talented as A. Keys and J. Scott but the difference b/w them & her is she can sing AND perform.

Anonymous said...

Rihanna Spent All Your Album's Promo Budget**LMAO i love christina milian but this is funny

beyoncé have the 2nd best sell for concert places in france with the IAM....TOUR.the IASF album is platinum on poland too.
i love alicia,but excuse me.bee is talented too,maybe more.have u seen all the single ladies videos on youtube?musicians make music for that,see people dancing !!

go on utube and search for :single ladies feat arianna!!
B IS THE SHIT,SASHA CLAUS TAKE UR MONEY!!

sorry for my english,i am french!

Anonymous said...

by the way sasha claus takes the money and gives it to kids charities.just wont hear about it because people would say she is doing it for publicity.trust me it will all come to light one day why do you think people like oprah stan for b,they know she is doing her job right.Kids are all drwn to her because they are usually the ones that can spot a true star.think about it all.kids know nothing about jealousy ,they are the ones that can see it.my little one stops and stares when b comes on telly because she is fascinated by her,adults are also fascinated by her thats why the whole music industry evolve around her.sorry to go off but haters have me fired up today

Anonymous said...

@ 8:45
co sign,u can see all the haters under this lil girl utube video. pathetic !!

B is so adorable,so lovely.she make me cry,smile and dance like a kid.she is the greatest!!!
n1 on itunes,n1 HOT100
n8 singles chart france

close the circus britberit,the takeover is here!
jlow.nexted
riyoncé.nexted
super C(iara).nexted
cmilian.nexted
.........who's next !

Anonymous said...

@ 8:45
You are so right. My litte neice is two and when BEYONSHAY as she calls her comes on tv she starts dancing.

Children are innocence and honest at the same time. They have no reason to hate.

Anonymous said...

@ 10.41

Thank you ,it is nice to know that someone agrees.

Anonymous said...

I have two niece, one 9 months and one a year old and anytime beyonce come on they will creep from anyway they are and look at the tv.they love her.

I am Sasha Tacky said...

Gee, so so sad. Not even 2 years ago, Beyonce claimed she didn't want to be on her own diva planet, and now she makes a song bragging to her fans about how much of a diva and hustler she is. She tells her fans that she has so many "benjis" that she can't spend them. Gee, thats a good way to talk to your fans in a time of a recession. I'm sure a lot of her fans are listening to her CD in their car which barely has any gas in it as they putt-putt down the road with a growling stomach because they can't afford to feed themselves....shame, smh

Anonymous said...

@ SASHA TACKY

ALL YOU ARE SAYING DOESNT WORK AROUND HERE.YOUR FAVOURITE ARTIST IS SPENDING YOUR MONEY AS WELL .LET SASHA SPEND OURS. THANKS AGAIN FOR A NEW NICKNAME FOR BEE .YOU HATERS HAVE THE BEST ONES AND THEY ARE FUNNY TOO. SO FAR WE HAVE 'I AM SSAUSAGE FACE AND SASHA TACKY .ALL THE HATERS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUPPLY SOME MORE NICKNAMES BECAUSE WE STANS FIND THEM FUNNY AS WELL. PEACE

Mickey said...

I wonder if this gets 200 comments.

lildrummerboi said...

^^it could...

Anonymous said...

unless he does his job and updates!

Anonymous said...

we want a new post !!!!

Baby Drama said...

Isa Jael the son of Trinidand model Shenelle Scott who appeared in Jayz big pimpin video is still leaving the air open about her relations with Shawn Carter.

Supposedly they have already taken a DNA test and Isa Jael is Jay-z son.

Just think about it, how else could his mother afford to send him to private schools, live in a 4 bedroom house, drive a benz & range rover off a model salary in Trinidad?

Jay-z gave the mother ONE MILLION dollars to keep his name off the birth certificate and another 5 million to keep the child away after the DNA results were found to be a match with Carter.

If this isnt true then why hasnt the mother came out and told the public that Jay isnt his father? She keeps saying NO COMMENT.

We all know that Jay-Z also had Nas baby mama pregnant at one point thanks to her tell all book.

Rumors are also coming out the wood work that Jay-z also has a daughter who is 17 years old who lives in Brooklyn. Reports say that this child who attends the best private school in the area, lives in a 2 story brownstone with her mother who also drives a benz in which the mother is currently un-employed.

Is Beyonce keeping Jay away from his kids? Or is Jay doing this himself because hes afraid that Bey will leave him? Whatever the case is Shawn Carter please step up and be in your kids life. You should know how it feels not to have a father around, so why would you deny that to these two kids???

http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hip-hop-weekly-jayz-baby-mama.jpg

Anonymous said...

I say delete it^^...not b/c of the content but because they using ur page as a promotion platform for that site...

Anonymous said...

^^ I agree...who's gives a f'k about that? Really? lol...i'm just trippin!

Anonymous said...

Jay-z gave the mother ONE MILLION dollars to keep his name off the birth certificate and another 5 million to keep the child away after the DNA results were found to be a match with Carter.

You know that's a damn lie cause a bitch could sue him for child support & get more then that. Also Jay has went on record & said he wants kids so why the fuck wouldn't he be a part of his sons life.

Oh & to Sasha Tacky rappers do it all the time so why can't Sasha.

Anonymous said...

Jay-z gave the mother ONE MILLION dollars to keep his name off the birth certificate and another 5 million to keep the child away after the DNA results were found to be a match with Carter.

You know that's a damn lie cause a bitch could sue him for child support & get more then that. Also Jay has went on record & said he wants kids so why the fuck wouldn't he be a part of his sons life.

Oh & to Sasha Tacky rappers do it all the time so why can't Sasha.

Anonymous said...

Jay-z gave the mother ONE MILLION dollars to keep his name off the birth certificate and another 5 million to keep the child away after the DNA results were found to be a match with Carter.

You know that's a damn lie cause a bitch could sue him for child support & get more then that. Also Jay has went on record & said he wants kids so why the fuck wouldn't he be a part of his sons life.

Oh & to Sasha Tacky rappers do it all the time so why can't Sasha.

Anonymous said...

The part of your story that leaves the biggest loophole, is that, that bitch is a VIDEO VIXEN. I.E. - High Class, big booty, beautiful, hooker. She's living rich and beautifully cause she f*cked her way to the top. We never know how many men are paying her bills. Next question!

And IF, and I doubt Camel is, Jay-z is giving that child money how is he not in the life? $5 million. Hell throw me a third of that and I'll suck a dick and call you daddy!

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Hell throw me a third of that and I'll suck a dick and call you daddy!

================

And you would be known as a hoe!

If you will do that, I wonder what you would do if someone threw a 100 dollar bill and 40 in your face?

Anonymous said...

That wouldn't be enough money for me to be a hoe. I said a third of $5 million. Times are hard, not desperate.

Anonymous said...

i love the new banner thing, "She said 'cum stain'...LMAO"

that's exactly what i thought after seeing cadillac records

Anonymous said...

we want a new post !!
we need a new post!!
(coz bee is on vacation)

a new post! YES U CAN

Anonymous said...

I heard that beyonce has wigs for her vagina???

lildrummerboi said...

The videos for Halo and Diva are available on iTunes right now!!!!!!!!!!!!

U can preview them for free but for $1.99 u can DL them in full for ur own personal pleasures (i'll wait on the leak)...lol

Merry Christmas chirnn and dont ever say I aint give u nuthin (this tip was an exclusive lol)!!

Anonymous said...

^ OMG thank you!!!

lildrummerboi said...

Ur welcome...and she is serving in the videos too. She betta WORK!! lol

By the way, Beyonce also sold about 197,000 albums this week...Brit about 195,000. Brandy is out of the top 50..

Keyshia did about 324,000 her 1st week, Jamie Foxx about 261,000 and Taylor Swift is killing with about 329,000 this week.

Soulja Boy....43,000 or so..

Gnite.

lildrummerboi said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC9M3IYzWww

Thats the 1st Diva post to youtube as of now...its uploaded a little whoop-sided but it'll definitely ease some curiosity until the official drops.

Enjoy and gnite foreal this time lol

Anonymous said...

Where all my Brandy stans at?

Damn y'all was so busy over here hating on Queen Bey y'all forgot to go buy that album. She ain't even in the top 50. LMAO, another one bites the dust.

Anonymous said...

^^

Lmao.


Merry Christmas Beyonceitis Fam!

lildrummerboi said...

...Beyonce's numbers for this are 195k and Brits are 196k after official numbers

~*Enchanting*~ said...

Merry Christmas Beyoncetis Family...BTW Today is my B-DAY!!!!

Anonymous said...

merry christmas to all the fans,stans and haters

merry christmas to the knowles-carter families!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO BEYSUS
long life to the queen!

AAA said...

UPDATE ME BITCHHHHH!!!!

Beyonce = Bald Headed Bitch said...

“I grew up upper class. Private school,” Beyonce said during the controversial chat. “My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like the Jacksons, but I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.”

Well Janet’s not taking too kindly to that, says the tabloid spy, who says Janet “blew up” when she heard about Bee’s interview.

“…The Jackson family came from Gary, Indiana and there was a time they barely squeaked by. But Janet has many loving memories and is incensed that Beyonce would make a crack like that.”

Why was Janet so taken aback by Beyonce’s comments?

“She feels Beyonce went out of her way to tell the world she’s from the upper class and the Jacksons were like a bunch of dirty gutter rats.”

“Janet is proud of her family and how they came from nothing and became superstars.”

“Not only is Janet telling everyone who will listen that Beyonce has a lot of growing up to do and that she needs to stop trying to impress everyone, she’s planning to confront Beyonce herself and read her the riot act.”

Anonymous said...

@12:30
bravo
congrats
for posting this on a stan/fan blog ur are officialy graduate to HATER "PROFESSIONAL" statu

Anonymous said...

^


You beat me to it!

@12:30
Do you feel accomplished?

Beyonce = Bald Headed Bitch said...

@ 1:57

why yes bitch i do!

Happy Holidays Sausage-Fierce Stans!

http://i42.tinypic.com/ear61g.jpg

Anonymous said...

Pple runnin' around talking about that quote like its new. That ish is old & she only brought up the Jackson b/c the interviewer asked her how she felt about the comparisons.

Oh & Janet ain't gon do shit. Her old, pregnant ass (or at least I hope she's pregnant cuz she got big quick as hell)ain't gon run up on Bey whisperin' shit.

She need to try to pay off her secret child so she don't release that tell all book.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:54

Now why would you go on photoshop and paste your pastey ass head on Beyonce's body?

I'll take "I have no life" for 200 Alex.

Your Done.

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

@ 7:08 ; 8:58

Yall are crazy.
Lmao!

Anonymous said...

im going crazy waiting for a new post lmao!

Anonymous said...

i so need a new fix from beyonceitis...my energy is running low..

Tar'get Beyince said...

Does anyone know where I can purchase the Beyonce Knowles-Carter Line up Lacefronts? I really want Style No. 32 aka Extra Nappy Edges

Please respond thanks Stan-a-licious Stans!

Anonymous said...

He's gonna give us something HUGE for New Years. That's what the polls are for. But its totally unfair that he made us wait a month for a new update when its like peak Beyonce time.

Jazmine said...

lol @ the janet story. & whoever said that janets going to whisper at b lmao

melissa said...

omg, you have to write about ciara doing her diva version

Anonymous said...

oh damn yea....do a story abt ciaro covering diva!!!

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