Battle of the Divas: Round 1

This spring it will be a diva showdown between Britney and Beyonce as both pop queens are going on tour, and in some cities they are playing the same venues within days of each other. Because of this there are undoubtedly going to be comparisons between the 2 shows so the relevant and unbiased people at MTV.com went to Britney's opening night and then went to Beyonce's rehearsal to compare the two
shows. Here's their reviews:

Here's MTV's review of Britney's new show.

Here's MTV's review of Beyonce's new show.


28 comments:

Anonymous said...

you write that BRITNEY REVIEW,DONT YOU?
it's really really funny.

Anonymous said...

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S
thanks to be there in trouble *keri*
you are JUST THE BEST.beyoncé review was WAOW.cant wait for the 2nd ROUND

Anonymous said...

hey fuck poppy mcpopperson!!!
J/K J/K. hahahahahaha, the halo levitation dereon thong killed me!

melissa said...

lmao!

H.C said...

LMFAO! OMG that was H-L-A-R-I-O-U-S
you are killing me Beyonceitis!! wow, britney's nap, wow! & that "didn't Jesus do that like a million year ago" OMG, you killed me with that one! shit that was AWSOME! thank you, thank you, thank you for posting!
can't wait for round 2!

wigcryptcreeper said...

The Beyonce one is gone!

But Britney was funny.

wigcryptcreeper said...

P.S.: I was hoping you'd mention Keri Hilson's new fuckery...according to the comment above though I guess you did...even though I don't get to read it. lol

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG (yawn) AT THE BRITNEY REVIEW BUT BEYONCE WALKED ACROSS WATER LMAOOO OMG AND LEVITATED OVER THE AUDIENCE LOL THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY

Anonymous said...

I want you to talk about that dumb bitch keri Hilson how dare her damn tacky looking prick needs to be put in her place

Anonymous said...

I don't want him to talk about Keri whats her name because that's why she putted out the song to get attention

Creole Boy said...

So I'm being silly and reading credible news over at Billboard.com about Taylor Swift and I'm hoping that it's you that wrote this:

21. Akeem Jones MHS Meridian, MS comments:
March 04, 2009
will someone please release a album to kill taylor swift's lucky **** #1 streak!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beyonce should be still numberone but she's already certified 2x platinum within two months so go B! Why isn't Halo number one ???????? That is such a timeless song!!!!!As for Diva its okay. Another lady's anthem which is cool.I agree, though this album isn't her best, but support Beyonce' ya'll. Buy her albums and singles!!!!!! And Beyonce' after your tour(which I will be attending) Take a couple of years off, collect yourself and come back witha banging 'nother album like Dangerously In Love. Show everyone your the next like icon like Whitney and mariah, Ashanti and Ciara sit down and let the real singers bring Rhythm and Blues (R&B) back!!!!!!! and Destiny's Child...... Do I smell a Reunion??????????????????

Anonymous said...

IASF is her best album.period

just because it's not a typical RNB album dont mean it's not good.

if any other chick in this MTF game can make a video in black/white,with 2 dancers and a gloves then put it many worldwide charts w/o official release,just call me !!!!!!!

dont wanna insult other artists but beyoncé is UNIQUE.

wigcryptcreeper said...

Got it now! That was ridiculous.

"If live singing and live dancing are your thing go ahead and waste money on Beyonce. I'll be at the Britney Spears show supporting REAL talent." *dead*

I can't even deal with you!

Anonymous said...

B.Spears is our Mordern day Elvis.

The Legend said...

OMG! Those reviews were hilarious. I was laughing all the way through the Beyonce review, because people are already saying some of those things. Lmao!!!!!

Please comment on Keri Hilson and that "song" she put out.

Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS...I would date you but I think you're a girl. So instead I just envy you.

Anonymous said...

Sad part about it is exactly how MTV would report both concerts

Anonymous said...

Omg that part about Jesus was perfect!!!! I laughed soooo hard at this!! :D :D :D

Anonymous said...

LMAO!! You are too damn much!! The Britney review was ridiculous!!!

Anonymous said...

was literally LOL at the reviews
esp the bit where she got on a rocketship and wrote her name in the sky at end of wishing on a star. you are hilarious! I seriously dont know where u come up with this stuff but keep it coming =)

Anonymous said...

she has a amazing dealer !!!
seriously,go ahead ....love you!
:-D

Anonymous said...

i can understand the hate from artists who have had their careers killed by Beyonce BUT NOT from artists who dont have any careers.

Is this chick that great?
I ask cause i am only a fan since 18 th november .

Anonymous said...

haha, you got me for a minute...poppy mcpopperson :P why i don't fcuks wit mtv anymore.

glad to see u postin' more frequently. please address keri hilson, but not how people here want u to...we don't even kno if she was talkin about beyasha. i meant to do it as a "how to stay relevant in the r&b game" type of thing. i dunno, you could include christina milian (goin' ash blonde lmao) and things of that nature. could be epic...

why i gotta me anonymous

wigcryptcreeper said...

C Milli's hair is a tragedy.

Anonymous said...

"She KILLED that fucking nap."

omg i died when i read that.

im sure beyonce has to be a little jealous of britney. all she has to do is crawl and lip synch in a cage and people cry over her while beyonce is flying rockets and walking on water and still getting criticism. britney has the easiest job in the world.

Mickey said...

You are so damn crazy.

Fletcher's Old Lady said...

Why ya gotta be anonymous?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING LOVE U BEYONCEITIS. :)