Despite the fact that I was kicked out of BeyonceWorld, I was voted "Most Missed" along with 2 other
Wow... this is so unexpected.
I'd like to thank the creator... Matthew for giving us Sasha Fierce.
I'd like to thank Tina Knowles for being the ORIGINAL female version of a hustla.
I'd like to thank Sasha Fierce for being my inspiration, my muse... the wind beneath my wings, the stocking under my wig.
I'd like to thank Solange just for being Solange.
I'd like to thank the people at BeyonceWorld for banning me then voting for me. I appreciate that.
I'd like to thank the women with whom I share this award with. Tootie and Tayder Chips.
If you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see that the cheapest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say "Fuck yo' wack ass party ho!"
If this were Golden Girls I would probably be Dorothy since she was a man.
And Tay would be Sophia.
Tootie would be Blanche.
And Rose, of course, would probably be Wayne.
Finally I'd like to leave you with some words of wisdom, something my grandmother told me a long time ago, when I was about 4 years old.
She said "Honey Bun" (she called me Honey Bun from time-to-time)... She said "Honey Bun, I want to tell you something, I want to tell you the secret of life. No matter how much money you have, where you end up, or who you end up with, one thing will always be true... listen carefully sweetie...
NIGGAS. DON'T. APPRECIATE. SHIT!
Niggas always find a way to fuck up a good thing.
They'd fuck up a wet dream if you let them.
They'll hate on you when you doing good, they'll hate on you when you doing bad.
You do you, don't let a bunch of ignorant muthafuckas dictate how you live your life.
Tell them to eat a dick!
Now sleep tight Honey Bun...
Thank you all.