I WON!



Despite the fact that I was kicked out of BeyonceWorld, I was voted "Most Missed" along with 2 other tramps talented young ladies.

award


Wow... this is so unexpected.

I'd like to thank the creator... Matthew for giving us Sasha Fierce.

I'd like to thank Tina Knowles for being the ORIGINAL female version of a hustla.

I'd like to thank Sasha Fierce for being my inspiration, my muse... the wind beneath my wings, the stocking under my wig.

I'd like to thank Solange just for being Solange.

I'd like to thank the people at BeyonceWorld for banning me then voting for me. I appreciate that.

I'd like to thank the women with whom I share this award with. Tootie and Tayder Chips.

If you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see that the cheapest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say "Fuck yo' wack ass party ho!"

If this were Golden Girls I would probably be Dorothy since she was a man.

And Tay would be Sophia.

Tootie would be Blanche.

And Rose, of course, would probably be Wayne.

Finally I'd like to leave you with some words of wisdom, something my grandmother told me a long time ago, when I was about 4 years old.

She said "Honey Bun" (she called me Honey Bun from time-to-time)... She said "Honey Bun, I want to tell you something, I want to tell you the secret of life. No matter how much money you have, where you end up, or who you end up with, one thing will always be true... listen carefully sweetie...





































NIGGAS. DON'T. APPRECIATE. SHIT!

Niggas always find a way to fuck up a good thing.

They'd fuck up a wet dream if you let them.

They'll hate on you when you doing good, they'll hate on you when you doing bad.

You do you, don't let a bunch of ignorant muthafuckas dictate how you live your life.

Tell them to eat a dick!


Now sleep tight Honey Bun...



Thank you all.


23 comments:

DJ Wolff said...

WOW, a new post....Keep it up, Beyonceitis!!! Teach those wack ass ho's at Beyonceworld who is the real shit!!!

H.C said...

OMG...LMFAO! I was already dead when I saw hally picture!
well I guess congratulations Beyonceitis, love the speech & I see you got ur wisdome from your grandmother, she must be a wonderfull lady.
"they never really miss you til you dead or you gone"

Tootie said...

Ahem... how dare this sloar get her speach out before me! Anythehell. I wanna thank my mama for my inherited Sarcasm Gene and wayward slick mouth tendencies. I would also like to thank the two best bitches on the internet for shooting the shit with me at BW. And I would like to thank all people I have come across in my life who provided me with inspiration to share the fuckery induced situations i found myself in during the 1st two Seasons of the Stooges. And thanks to all the people who voted for us!!!!


Tootcrest OUT!!


Tell rick to suck on that!!! LMAO

Tootie said...

OMG i said speach... wtf.

Speech!!!!!

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

I...am...done. I can no longer read this blog.
Halle's picture had me cracking up...then I got to your grandmother's words of wisdom and laughed so hard that my co-worker asked me if I was okay...and then just kind of looked at me like I'm that crazy old crackhead you see off in the corner of the corner store dancing to non-existent music.
But enough about that.
Congrats on your win...teach those bitches a lesson!

Anonymous said...

LOL! Congrats on the win!

H.C said...

oh & congrats to tootie as well! lol!

lildrummerboi said...

lmao @ the pic.

Congrats yall. And ya grandma was right..

Wayne said...

O...M...G... Rose???!!! LMAO!!! Funny Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE THE SITE!! This is my first time coming too. I love it. Keep it up!!!

MELISSA said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........

so are you admitting to being a guy?

I gotta get me one of them awards. lol

Anonymous said...

lol
congrats

TOOTIE said...

STANK YA H.C.!!!

Jaz said...

A-mother freakin-MEN!


"I'd like to thank the creator...


Matthew for giving us Sasha Fierce"

lmao

MJ said...

Can we thank wig crypt for keeping Beyonce's lacefront shiny, clean, and lustery? I mean... Michelle Williams works her already bony ass raw gluing EACH. SINGLE. STRAND. OF. HAIR. in the baby seal skin fitting scalp...

tootie said...

VP if u got on yim i would show u this there but please watch our acceptance speech i submitted to BW
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090330195055989

TOOTIE said...

FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES TOOTIE AND TAYDA http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009033020344122

Beyonceitis said...

tootie said...
VP if u got on yim i would show u this there but please watch our acceptance speech i submitted to BW
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090330195055989

March 30, 2009 7:59 PM


[Photo]

Despite the fact that I was kicked out of BeyonceWorld, I was voted "Most Missed" along with 2 other tramps talented young ladies.

[Photo]


Wow... this is so unexpected.

I'd like to thank the creator... Matthew for giving us Sasha Fierce.

I'd like to thank Tina Knowles for being the ORIGINAL female version of a hustla.

I'd like to thank Sasha Fierce for being my inspiration, my muse... the wind beneath my wings, the stocking under my wig.

I'd like to thank Solange just for being Solange.

I'd like to thank the people at BeyonceWorld for banning me then voting for me. I appreciate that.

I'd like to thank the women with whom I share this award with. Tootie and Tayder Chips.

If you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see that the cheapest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say "Fuck yo' wack ass party ho!"

If this were Golden Girls I would probably be Dorothy since she was a man.

And Tay would be Sophia.

Tootie would be Blanche.

And Rose, of course, would probably be Wayne.

Finally I'd like to leave you with some words of wisdom, something my grandmother told me a long time ago, when I was about 4 years old.

She said "Honey Bun" (she called me Honey Bun from time-to-time)... She said "Honey Bun, I want to tell you something, I want to tell you the secret of life. No matter how much money you have, where you end up, or who you end up with, one thing will always be true... listen carefully sweetie...





































NIGGAS. DON'T. APPRECIATE. SHIT!

Niggas always find a way to fuck up a good thing.

They'd fuck up a wet dream if you let them.

They'll hate on you when you doing good, they'll hate on you when you doing bad.

You do you, don't let a bunch of ignorant muthafuckas dictate how you live your life.

Tell them to eat a dick!


Now sleep tight Honey Bun...



Thank you all.
posted by Beyonceitis at 12:42 AM on Mar 30, 2009
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HOLD UP!

Why I gotta be a chick?

Why is my bosom so flat?

Who designed this janky-ass wig?

I am... not pleased...

LMAO!

tootie said...

here is another one of u and wayne fighting http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090330212056987

Tayda said...

That wig is not becoming of either me or Dorothy... Mother Winslow nor Mother Agnes would approve.

I accept this award on behalf of Lauryn Hill... You taught me one thing and that's to do your best and do it proper and when the white folks [and black folks that kinda seem white] give you your propers and your awards and whatnot... YOU TAKE IT AND RUN!

-RUN STRAIGHT HOME AND LOCK URSELF UP.
-CEASE ALL NEW PROJECTS.
-JUST ACCEPT YOUR AWARD AND CHUNK UP THE DEUCE TO THE NORTH AND THE SOUTH.
-TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN, DEENA!

I'ma do just like Creole Pimp and Lauryn Hill did... I'ma accept this award, graciously and then I'ma vanish.

KISSES!

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Thank Yous:

Thank You. Thank You. Thank You...

Anonymous said...

"If you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see that the cheapest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say "Fuck yo' wack ass party ho!"

i'm just here to say that made my night...thank you.

why i gotta be anonymous?

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

i am though.....wow...genius...

CelestineFan said...

they kicked my AZZ outta there too, that BITCH webmaster can go fuck his dad.

Who else won the award? I wonder if I did..... probably not lol.