With Tears In My Eyes I Write This...

(sigh)

I usually don't post videos that have been picked up by major blogs because I feel like that if it's a Beyonce-related video then you hardcore stans (and haters) would have sniffed it out the second it was uploaded on YouTube like a dog at the airport, and I don't see the point in posting a video that you have probably already seen. But never in my 22 years (23 in 2 weeks) has a video so accurately, completely, and passionately described my pain and frustration as a stan Sasha Fierce Support Representative. This video IS Beyonceitis in a 4 minute nutshell:



62 comments:

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

...done...

I choked on my water.
I have tears in my eyes.
I'm searching out my heart medication.
That was so [un]called for.

This dude is getting a standing ovation.

Anger management be damned.

He is right. And I too feel this video is harnessing the frustration of all Sasha Fierce Support Representatives.

(And we're the same age- 23 in two months...not that that matters)

B-DuB said...

Whooooooooooo fan me!
He done got me all hot and stuff.

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

Oh and your new page title: *golf claps*

Anonymous said...

I don't even know how I deal with you. You are the best blogger in the game. If you, and Michael K could have a baby and it would magically be of age, and male, and well us males could get marry, I'd gladly marry it.

Anonymous said...

OMG, so I had refused to watch that until you posted it. But he called her a stranger, and said he will push her ass out a limo... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

Oh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWJBWuJEdas

...she backed down rull quick!

MCMLXXXVI said...

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i'LL BITE YOUR MOFCKIN NOSE OFF BITCH
hahahahahahahahahaha
dead.

Anonymous said...

wooooooooooow....

i'm speechless.

lmao at how he said "ri-hannah". he had me at the "b" mug, tho.


why i gotta be anonymous?

morgana said...

tell my momma I went out with laughin, cuz this KILT me!
DAMN! when he started tearin shit up........LORD! I knew my soul would finally be in peace...rip.

Anonymous said...

ONE WORD......dead !!!

Anonymous said...

ONE WORD......dead !!!

Anonymous said...

Lmfao he looked at the tea pot like "bitch is you serious?!" haha then he damn near choked himself with dem dry ass grits on toast. (I would write LOL right about now but no acryonm can descrbe how hard this had me laughin).

Your exactly right, this is beyonceitis. If someone did dramatic reading of one of your blog posts, I imagine it looking exactly like this.

tootie said...

my Bday is in 2 weeks too. Wonder if there will be stooge birthday show. prolly not. i can hope though.

H.C said...

LMFAO! WOW! that's a serious case of Beyonceitis right there!!
oh & ur page title: genuis!

Kwame said...

THIS RITE HERE WAS JUST A BIT 2 MURCH 4 ME... WOW...

TC said...

So funny...this is hilarious look at his house its gross....but he is funny...
I know Nicky Hilson, Paris Hilson

lildrummerboi said...

(smiling)...the comments section has really grown from what it use to be "back in the day".

Now, as far as this video...





Yeah...ok

Anonymous said...

that made me very happy. and proud to be a Sasha Fierce Support Representative. :D

Anonymous said...

that was so over the top. lol

and true

Saucy said...

omg! my stomach hurts. oh lord. lmfao. if beyonce dont know her stans love her now they will.

Anonymous said...

Dry Grits ????


There is nothing like a country gay man.

Anonymous said...

I dont think she's talking about Queen Bey. The most logical concept is the PCD.

You and fresh are around the same age.

I'm already 23 though.

Anonymous said...

tears in eyes....lmfao

she did have the audacity tho and im not a fan, stan, or a hater. but i've been reading this blog since the beginning and i love it.

glad ur an fellow 86'er too lol

melissa said...

yesss that video had me cracking up

Anonymous said...

Nothing like Crunch berries and raw grits for breakfast...

Anonymous said...

I lost it when he called Keri a "STRANGER" and when he knocked all dem damn dirty ass dishes over. Wow. Just Wow.

Somewhere in the world Keri is seeing this and is weepily on suicide watch. What a diss.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha. thats some true Sasha Fierce Support Representative work right there!!!

Anonymous said...

See us Beyonce fans know the truth. We know that Crunch Berries are the best damn cereal out there.

Put it with some cold cold milk. MMMMMmmm You got me speechless!

PrettyRikki said...

*dead*.....is all i can say!!! I was laughing so hard :) and I hadnt watched the video until now....mercy!! Jesus be a neck brace cause I swore I broke it laughing at that thing. Love u boo! Happy early birthday

jaz said...

so dereons making kitchenware now?? lol
she thinks of everything to profit off of nowandays

Mickey said...

Yeh I loved him. He is fucking hilarious.

Anonymous said...

RIHANNA IS NOT STANDING IN VAGINA POWER?????????????

LMAO
he got the power,the DICK power

Anonymous said...

imma bite ur fucking nose off lol i died twice watching this

Anonymous said...

I am kilt by this.

I jumped out my seat when he knocked those pots off the counter.

OMG.

Anonymous said...

this is my favorites blog!
because de Blogger can write more than 2 paragraphs !!LMAO

keep it real honey.i cross my fingers for a special post at your BDAY or maybe at 1st anniversary (Carters's Wedding)
:D
i will be back

Anonymous said...

WOOT!!! I love this blog! Did u read SHITdra Rose's lastest lie about Bey? SHITdra is getting desparate!

Anonymous said...

they have been saying that Beyonce fans are dumb! I think this site can prove theme all wrong! how can you be dumb & write like a genuis! it's funny that artists that they said have dumb fans are all black! & their fans are probably black too, so what do they really mean?!!

Anonymous said...

seriously i am at this "supposely experience",so iam black,i love DC and BEY =i am dumb?
like always WHITE ARTITS FANS are on the top of the list.
beyoncé's stans are often pathetic but it's not a reason to insult us like that.so what about BRITNEY FANS?MILEY CYTRUS FANS?MJ FANS(who bought ticket for upcoming tour to see a non singing-non dancing show?

BULLSHIT BULLSHIT THE SUN!!!!!
dawn?AFTER KERI HILSON just 1/2 weeks now this?

Anonymous said...

LOl at Letoya copying Solange. I mean come con SOLANGE ???? Who is solange to swagger jack??

wtf? said...

wtf how do youguys know so much about sandra rose if she is such a beyonce hater? she must be a good blogger or something cuz youguys have given her SO MUCH promotion its ridiculous. ive never been on her site and im tired of hearing about here on this blog.

wtf again said...

i mean do you see how ironic it is that youguys complain about how people hate beyonce and make up stupid names like "shitonce" and talk about her for no reason and then you go right back and do the same thing and call sandra "SHITdra Rose?"(3:36am)- stop visiting her site then

Anonymous said...

@ 3:55
well baby Beyonceitis explain it the best ( as usual): "but I visit her [sandra rose]site for the same reason my mother made me volunteer with the homeless and mentally handicapped. Sometimes you need to see someone much less fortunate in order to appreciate what you have. So I go to Sandy Mae's site because she makes me realize how truly blessed I am. But mainly I go for Beyonce" Beyonceitis.

Anonymous said...

DEAD @ WTF,but i agree !
if beyoncé cant do that,let her stans answers to SR.she is always the first on beyoncé's bad news so we're giving her credit for that.

you know,beyonce fans are dummies so..

i keeps it real said...

i wonder if tula mae robinson, celebrity photographer, reads beyonceitis...or is she too busy capturing the most HOODTASTIC parties atlanta has to offer.

..i'll admit, I visit her site...but just because I'm trying to figure out what makes her SOUR! she devouts so much time to someone she doesn't like. (EX. Barack Obama, Queen Creole, etc.)

and yes, I am probably a hypocrite for writing this comment, since I am not a fan of tula mae but is it not the truth??

since we can't just go to our corners and leave each other alone...i guess the other sides will constantly be talkin slick and throwin shade on the other..its human nature..(well primates in tula mae's case)

PS. i would take this over to tula mae's ole site...but i'm not registered to comment....good thing too, cuz i would raise some hell over dere!!

Anonymous said...

Our girl is on the cover of Vogue !

Anonymous said...

GQ
EBONY
LA CONFIDENTIAL
ELLE
VOGUE
..
.
TO BE THE QUEEN OR NOT TO BE!
be iconic/be fierce.

Anonymous said...

damn Beyonceitis do you have any idea how scared I was today when I wanted to visit ur blog & I coudn't!! I've been mad all day! but thanks god it look like you just changing up the style a little bit it's a new era, right? I'm so happy that I still can read ur blog!

morgana said...

oh my gosh! i thought I had been banished from the wigcrpyt, almost had your girl in tears! but WOOO CHILE! im soo glad that was not the case....im likin the new digs!

Anonymous said...

oh ....MY...i was so AFRAID !!!!
gosh,thanks GOD you'are back

Anonymous said...

hmm..not sure about the new look, but love the tag line.it is so you.

lildrummerboi said...

Lawwwwdd!! I thought John had called roll, cus surely I was on my way to heaven when I tried access ur site and that "Invite only" message popped up.

Jesus needed to be a nerve relaxer and a padded room at that period in my life b/c my mind couldn't handle it all at once...

I now see it was just u working on the layout and my soul can rest easy on tonight...

Anonymous said...

i agree with the 4 ghetto comments above. lol

Anonymous said...

um..did you add that stiletto to beyonce's foot? it looks a little suspect...i'm just saying.

and if it's that obvious that no one else had to say it....sorry for being that asshole lol

White House of Dereon said...

Great video.

DJ Wolff said...

God! I thought that you caught me lurking on Sandra Rose's site, and that's why you gave an "invite only" response.

It was just a change of layout (big sigh of relief)!

Love you, Beyonceitis, keep it up!

melissa said...

love the new layout!

Anonymous said...

Cool new layout! Gotta get used to it but I love it! :)

Anyways, I see Sandra's name popped up on here I used to visit her site (just to see what she said about bey or obama) but no more! I relized that no matter what she will never change. And frankly the hate is just tired. So instead I'm gonna do the best thing I can to fight back: DONT VISIT IT ANYMORE!!! Her site may still be up but it wont be becuase of my views so I'm gonna stop the going! NO MORE IM THROUGH!!! NOT ANYMORE!! (lol thats letoya's new song)

~peace and blessings! :)

Anonymous said...

I'm really feeling the new layout! Kudos to this blog cuz it keeps it real and keeps me laughing!

I think I might be becoming a STAN to this site!..lol

Anonymous said...

i dont think there was anything wrong with the old layout but good job on the new one i guess.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, I thought you was getting shutdown like HOB.

PrincessCookie said...

Never in my 7 plus years of being a Sasha Fierce Support Representative have I been happier than when I discovered this blog! These posts say everything I think and feel!!! Major props to you Beyonceitis and to the wonderful Beyonce coz if it werent for her we all would not be here on this blog today (^^,)

This post made my week!!! I was more than ROTFLMFAO! I truly died! Much love everybody! <3