"Your usually funny but not this time. A couple of chuckles here and there but overall blahhh

I love beyonce dont get me wrong. but what are you stans going to do when beyonce has her flop? were not talkin about movies lmao beyonce is like the "black excuse me creole" Jennifer Anniston, she just cant get that real huge box office hit."


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Dear Anonymous Pussy-Ass, Trick-Ass, Coward-Ass, Wack-Ass, Hypocritical-Ass Posters,

I don't expect you to respond to this. You probably typed it real fast and ran back to BeyonceWorld.

I can tell by the "lmao" that you thought you were making a joke.

Awwww. That's cute.

First of all today's post is not a "post" it's just me talking, so please don't copy and paste it (that annoys me).

I welcome constructive criticism. I'm not the type of blogger to disable the comment section or delete comments. My email address is there. You know where to find me. But when you people do this anonymous bullshit and then take off running, that's not fair. I usually don't post things like this because there's really no point, but I will play along today. I'll give you the attention that you want.

I guess you're probably wondering why I haven't bodyslammed you, or taken your IP address and tracked you down and knocked your into 2015? That's not the type of person I am. See a year ago me, Tootie, and Tay would have came to your neighborhood, brought Tootie's 1984 Pontiac Grand Prix to real slow creep and whooped every ass that was moving.

But we have evolved.

We have class.

We have dignity.

We have outstanding warrants in Georgia, North Carolina, and Virginia.

In my 7 years as a Sasha Fierce support representative I have learned that whenever somebody says "I like Beyonce but..." usually some bullshit is coming after the "but". Yes there are stans who can't take honest facts about the artists they stan for, but there are also people who secretly hate these artists who for some reason continue to dwell on their message boards for years.

But since we like to keep it real about Beyonce, let's keep it real about everybody. It's a 2-way street. I would be a hypocrite if I didn't keep it real with other artists.

Now back to your original question, "what are stans going to do when beyonce has her flop?" I guess they are gonna plan a mass suicide. When Beyonce has a her flop they will all gather at House of Dereon headquarters, eat poisoned Popeye's chicken, and go on to the Upper Room. Life would not be worth living if Beyonce has a flop.

But seriously, let me ask a question.

Name one big music star who is a HUGE movie star?

Justin Timberlake?

HUGE Star, Sells lots of albums and concert tickets, but has NEVER a big hit movie.

Alicia Keys? HUGE Star, but has never had a BIG hit at the box office and has never had to carry a movie.

Mariah Carey? You know that story.

Britney Spears was in a movie. Remember it? Didn't think so.

Madonna? 27 years in the game. Over 200 million albums sold, highest grossing tour ever by a solo artist. Has appeared in over 20 movies NOT ONE has been a huge blockbuster hit.

Rihanna?

Rebbie Jackson?

Charlie Wilson?

Omarion?

Hello?

Anybody?

Think of a star who is a HUGE box office draw and a big music star at the same time?

And if you say Hannah Montana I'm going to have Celestine kick you in the uterus. Hard. I'm serious. Stiletto pump... in... the gut... who would've thought Miss Tina would get crunk?

I don't expect "Obessesed" to do "Dark Knight" numbers, and I certainly don't expect it to win any Oscars, but compared to some other music stars, Beyonce is doing very well at the box office.

The Fighting Temptations opened respectably. Austin Powers had the highest opening weekend for a comedy. Cadillac Records did well in spite the fact that it was only showing at like 3 damn theaters across the country.

Dreamgirls grossed over $100 million at the box office. Yes we can go into the Jennifer Hudson versus Beyonce thing, but how much of that $100 million do you think came from Beyonce's fanbase versus Jennifer Hudson's fanbase?

If some of you people would read a book or do some research before running your mouths, you would learn more in one minute than you have from 5 years of sitting on a message board pretending to like Beyonce.


50 comments:

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

"I guess they are gonna plan a mass suicide. When Beyonce has a her flop they will all gather at House of Dereon headquarters, eat poisoned Popeye's chicken, and go on to the Upper Room. Life would not be worth living if Beyonce has a flop."
iDied.

Seriously though I can't stand these people acting all tough and acting like all Beyonce fans are stans and live and die for her. ugh

Mz. Fabu said...

yea jesus!

Leo said...

Whitney Houston with "The Bodyguard". Se WAS a huge singer, and the movie was a HUGE box office hit

Tootie said...

Get 'em!!
Who ever picks up that mutt, needs to take it straight to the pound.

And my Pontiac is a 2006, TYVM (pronounced Tivm or HETF)Again my platinum wedding details were overshadowed by yet another post but I'm just glad u updating chile.

hollahollahollahollholla~ NO Chapelle, maybe a lil bit.

WonkyTonky said...

J.Lo had the number one movie and hte number one album in the same week. I'm not sure if this record has been duplicated since then.

Tootie said...

"But we have evolved.

We have class.

We have dignity."
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You forgot to mention those required Debutante classes they made us take at Beyonce World after the
"Please come to the Principals office" fiasco

Karen Walker said...

J.Lo had the number one movie and hte number one album in the same week. I'm not sure if this record has been duplicated since then.
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I'm sorry... Refresh my drink... when was J. Lo's last hit single?

Anonymous said...

It's funny.The difference between a fan and a hater is that:The hater see negative points and fans,positive one.
I said it here,there is no promotion for the 2 second singles/2 "flops".Obsessed will do maybe well (because it's not a musical movie) but dawn,she is touring how many Tv shows can she makes in the same time with rehasaling? And again if she is the only one to promote the movie????

Where are ...Adrein Brody? Gabrielle Union?J hudson?Idris Elba?... when it's the time to go on Latermann Show....No,they all appear after the movie's success

Beyoncé is human,not a supermutant;yes,I am not a stan,just a fan.

Jack McFarland said...

Whitney Houston with "The Bodyguard". Se WAS a huge singer, and the movie was a HUGE box office hit
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Critics ripped that movie apart. It grossed a lot of money but didn't turn Whitney into a big movie star. She was in 2 more movies then she was in "Being Bobby Brown" Beyonce has similar acting career to what Whitney had. They are not hired specifically for acting but because they are hugely famous.

Anonymous said...

@Love dont cost a thing,I guess...just before the Beyoncé Apocalyspe(dont remember the year).

Marc Anthony said...

J. Lo is a legend!

A STYLE ICON!

She paved the way for Beyonce!

WonkyTonky said...

j.lo hasn't had a musical hit in a while but she asked for a huge star. She is one adn she has had success in both arena's i'm not knocking beyonce. I'm not a fan of her acting but i love her music. She's unfortunatly not perfect at everything and pretty much nothing lasts forever.

Mariah Carey said...

Marc Anthony said...
J. Lo is a legend!

A STYLE ICON!
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No she's not.

Jennifer Lopez Noa Judd Anthony said...

Mariah Carey said...
Marc Anthony said...
J. Lo is a legend!

A STYLE ICON!
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No she's not.
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You just mad cause I upstaged you, you chunky ho!

Mariah Carey said...

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You just mad cause I upstaged you, you chunky ho!
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Bitch you ain't nothin but an industry jumpoff. You've been passed around more than a blunt at Snoop Doog concert.

Jennifer Lopez said...

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Bitch you ain't nothin but an industry jumpoff. You've been passed around more than a blunt at Snoop Doog concert.
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Oh why don't go play in some glitter you middle aged cow.

Madonna said...

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Oh why don't go play in some glitter you middle aged cow.
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I'm better than both of you bitches.

Anonymous said...

Please,stop trying to make your wife relevant here Marc-A.!we love jlo,she is a great & huge singer but she is not an artist at all.Even Amerie,Solange are more artistical than her.


For the moron :
I am happy that you make our fav blogger post an article here.THANKS YOU VERY MUCH.

And,the blog is satirical not a comedy blog,go and youtube Katt Williams if you want.Sometimes,we,fans/stans,are so mad at pp reactions that we need this kind of humor.The purpose is not to make us laugh but relativise certain situations.Maybe the last post wasnt the funniest but this the only blog I know with more than 3 pics+ 1 stupid comment+READ THE REST+a comment section.There is no pics here ...Just us talkin.
*sigh* and he said BEE 's fan are the dumbest ..!!!!

*sorry for mistakes

Mariah Carey said...

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I'm better than both of you bitches.

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Go adopt a dick you old prostitute.

Madonna said...

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Go adopt a dick you old prostitute.
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The same way you adopted Nick Cannon?

Janet Jackson said...

I'll tittybox every bitch in this comment section.

Madonna said...

Janet Jackson said...
I'll tittybox every bitch in this comment section.
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Bitch shouldn't you be recording another flop of an album?

Didn't like 20 people go to your tour?

I bet the all rode in the same car.

Go kick rocks!

Whitney Houston said...

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Go kick rocks!

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Who said something about rocks?

Anonymous said...

Now back to your original question, "what are stans going to do when beyonce has her flop?" I guess they are gonna plan a mass suicide. When Beyonce has a her flop they will all gather at House of Dereon headquarters, eat poisoned Popeye's chicken, and go on to the Upper Room. Life would not be worth living if Beyonce has a flop.
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ROTFLMAO!!!

MJ said...

I'm pretty sure Beyonce will be just fine if anything of hers flops (which I'd highly doubt, considering her fambase). If Beyonce can live on, then so can her Sasha Fierce Support Representatives.




As for that Nippy comment above, just know, you ain't shit for that. LOL

H.C said...

wow Beyonceitis it looks like that comment got you mad! I saw it since I'm always checking the comment box but I tought I woudn't respond to that kind of stupidity but I guess Beyonceitis really misses setting dumb ass people straight since he's no longer a member of BeyonceWorld, Beyonce has been very successful at the box office, why does she have to have a BIG hit at the box office to be considered a successful actress? it's always like this with Beyonce, it's like everybody can pass the test with a C but if the student name is Beyonce then she must have an A to pass it!
I personaly could care less about Beyonce's acting career, to me she's a singer & like Darkchild said a legendary one, she wants to have that oscar & since I love her like cooked food I would love for her to have it but yeah it stops at that...

Patpricka said...

i have thought about 2 people that i think would be considered. Numer 1: Will Smith he was a great artist and an huge movie star but now he just an actor. Number 2: Tina Turner wouldn't she be considered one. Anywayz tho Beyonce hands down is an all around artist from this generation she's the total package nobody doing what she does and can compare to her. Other artists need to stop acting 2-faced to her and show some respect. Beyonceitis i thought the day would never come when u admitted ur gender(i was right all along the u were a male) the worlds coming to an end.

AMPAS said...

she wants to have that oscar & since I love her like cooked food I would love for her to have it but yeah it stops at that...
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To be fair to Beyonce, lots of medicore actresses want to win Oscars...

Some of them have already won them.

Jennifer Hudson said...

AMPAS said...
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To be fair to Beyonce, lots of medicore actresses want to win Oscars...

Some of them have already won them.
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I resent that statement.

Halle Berries said...

*whistles*

Jewelry Rockstar said...

Hehehe what's going on in this comment section today...?

Jeff said...

For real though Jennifer Hudson is just a mediocre actress. Effie was just a great character. Plus she got to sing. Also there was Beyonce, and you know how everyone loves a competition against Beyonce. What better Oscar combination do you need? J-Hud hasn't been amazing in any other movies yet. It's gonna take a lot more than Dreamgirls to prove to me that she's a great actress. She needs to get like Beyonce and just keep doing it. I'm sure people want her.

ms. morgana said...

Jeff

Jhud has won a grammy,oscar, and golden globe. by you saying that she's not a good actress and she needs to step her game up is exactly what people do to Beyonce everyday. You never find it good enough.but what does she have to prove to you? I hate when people are SUCCESSFUL and getting theirs and common folk always got something negative to say.

and apparently the folks who hand out them oscars don't think she's a "mediocre actor". if she's not good enough for you, you can check up on megan good. I heard she's singing now.

Chanera said...

J-Hud was nice in "Sex In The City"... ok I'll leave now

Carmeesha Diane Deveraux said...

Jeff said...
For real though Jennifer Hudson is just a mediocre actress. Effie was just a great character.
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I don't want to take anything away from Beyonce or Miss Jennifer Hudson, but I feel in my heart that it's hypocritical for people to say that they are tired of Beyonce doing "singing roles" when essentially Jennifer Hudson got an Oscar for her singing.

I say that because if you take away the singing parts in Dreamgirls you essentially have the sassy big girl up against the pretty yellow girl.


I can say this because I am a professional actress and singer. I have appeared in my high school productions of "The Wiz" and "Mama I Want To Sing", and "Your Legs Are Too Short To The The Stanky Leg with the Lord". I auditioned for American Idol and made it to the round after auditions but I came down with a case of strep throat so I couldn't go to Hollywood.

I also have appeared as a model in several music videos including Rich Boy's "Looka Here", Young Buck's "Get Buck" and Too Short's "Let My Nuts Go".

If anybody has any model, acting, or singing opportunities for me please visit my website, my Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Blackplanet, or YouTube Page,.

Tootie said...

"Your Legs Are Too Short To The The Stanky Leg with the Lord".
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Uh yeahhhhhhhhhh, I'on even wanna talk about this.

Celine Dion said...

Madonna said...

Janet Jackson said...
I'll tittybox every bitch in this comment section.
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Bitch shouldn't you be recording another flop of an album?

Didn't like 20 people go to your tour?

I bet the all rode in the same car.

Go kick rocks!
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I shit on the both of you remeber "Flop Candy" and "Flopipline"

I'm the best selling female ever bitches!

beyonceitis stan said...

I love Beyonce BUT...i think i love you more. :)

Ramona said...

Wow this is crazy. I stumbled upon this website looking for ticket information to Beyonce's concert. This site is wild. I have a few things to share since I am here.

#1. Beyonce' has dominated the music industry as far as females go. Not totally, Mary, Alicia and Mariah still seem untouched.

#2. Theres no need for people to hate on Beyonce' because your favorite artist is not doing well, ie, Janet, Ashanti, Ciara, Kelly and Brandy. I don't think its because of Beyonce', that would be giving her way too much credit. It's because their music just hasn't been good. Plain and Simple.

#3. If you hate Beyonce' or any artist for that matter. Turn the channel, station or page. Save yourself the frustration and stress.

Brandy said...

I had a Movie
( I Still Know What You Did Last Summer),(Cinderella,Double Platinum)

A TV Show( Moeasha)( Thea)

A Huge Album( Never Say Never)

Commercials(Covergirl, Candies)


I even had a Damn Doll.


http://www.toyboxtreasures.com/images/Brandy.jpg



Bow Down ,Hit the floor, I will be the Queen Once More.

Anonymous said...

Woah! Leave Rebbie Jackson out of this, please and thank you.

Beyonceitis said...

Anonymous said...
Woah! Leave Rebbie Jackson out of this, please and thank you.

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"Centipede" was, still is, and probably always will be the shit!

Tayda said...

I'm always a day late for the comment section parties, but some of this shit I cannot let slide.

-Whoever is behind the Whitney comment...go suck a Ginzu sharp dick.

-The whole J.Hud essay... Brava, bitch, bravissima! 'Bout time somebody said it.

-Brandy is the most underrated person ever. I ain't saying she the shit AND the urine. I'm just saying, you never give the bitch her accolades, but we can ALWAYS without the shadow and/or shout of a doubt, bring up Janet's 1994 endeavors. Let that bitch make it.

-Whoever made Halle Berry's name plural... killyaself.

-I appreciate the Karen Walker youtube link so much. I would add you on my YIM friend list, but... no.

-If you EVER in your everloving, graveyard shift at the Tyson chicken factory working life begin to type the word "iDied" again... I swear I will HUNT YOU DOWN.

-WE [VP, Toots McGee, and Tayda Salad] HAVE BROUGHT THE CHEVY TO A REAL SLOW CREEP. OUR PARTNERS HANGING OUT THE WINDOW, MOUFS FULL OF GOLD TEETH! Would you want to try your luck at pulling some slick shit, bitch?

-Keyboard courage in 2009? Really? With a black president? Really?!

Seacrest, out.

Beyonceitis said...

-Whoever is behind the Whitney comment...go suck a Ginzu sharp dick.
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Sorry.

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-The whole J.Hud essay... Brava, bitch, bravissima! 'Bout time somebody said it.
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I know...
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-Brandy is the most underrated person ever. I ain't saying she the shit AND the urine. I'm just saying, you never give the bitch her accolades, but we can ALWAYS without the shadow and/or shout of a doubt, bring up Janet's 1994 endeavors. Let that bitch make it.
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Brandy is just....great...



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-Whoever made Halle Berry's name plural... killyaself.
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I read it as if Madea was saying it in the "I Can Do Bad By Myself" play DVD.


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-I appreciate the Karen Walker youtube link so much. I would add you on my YIM friend list, but... no.
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I'm already on your YIM list in between Solange and Swizz Beats


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-If you EVER in your everloving, graveyard shift at the Tyson chicken factory working life begin to type the word "iDied" again... I swear I will HUNT YOU DOWN.
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Imma tell you like I told Tootie Dereon. Stop harrassing my loyal readers.




-Keyboard courage in 2009? Really? With a black president? Really?!

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Imma steal "Keyboard courage" for an upcoming post. That's what we do. We steals... Yes I meant to add the "s"

Tootie said...

Whoever made Halle Berry's name plural... killyaself.
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I read it as if Madea was saying it in the "I Can Do Bad By Myself" play DVD.
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Thats how I meant it to be read, Tayda always been slow.

Tootie said...

Whoever made Halle Berry's name plural... killyaself.
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I read it as if Madea was saying it in the "I Can Do Bad By Myself" play DVD.
~~~~~`
Thats how I meant it to be read, Tayda always been slow.

Tayda said...

I ain't slow shit... I am under a multitude of drama. Light skin niggas are trifiling up a storm this week and they tryna rain on my parade.

I be tryna live my life like it's golden but these fuckboy ass pacifier punks tryna get at me and got bitches hating me andshit and bullshit and I am... Sasha Upset!!!

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

Being way late once again...as the person who typed the aforementioned "iDied" I laughed especially hard at the fact that you brought "Tyson Chicken" into it because that's definitely extended family of mine. (The founders...not the graveyard shift workers)

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