I love beyonce dont get me wrong. but what are you stans going to do when beyonce has her flop? were not talkin about movies lmao beyonce is like the "black excuse me creole" Jennifer Anniston, she just cant get that real huge box office hit."
Dear Anonymous Pussy-Ass, Trick-Ass, Coward-Ass, Wack-Ass, Hypocritical-Ass Posters,
I don't expect you to respond to this. You probably typed it real fast and ran back to BeyonceWorld.
I can tell by the "lmao" that you thought you were making a joke.
Awwww. That's cute.
First of all today's post is not a "post" it's just me talking, so please don't copy and paste it (that annoys me).
I welcome constructive criticism. I'm not the type of blogger to disable the comment section or delete comments. My email address is there. You know where to find me. But when you people do this anonymous bullshit and then take off running, that's not fair. I usually don't post things like this because there's really no point, but I will play along today. I'll give you the attention that you want.
I guess you're probably wondering why I haven't bodyslammed you, or taken your IP address and tracked you down and knocked your into 2015? That's not the type of person I am. See a year ago me, Tootie, and Tay would have came to your neighborhood, brought Tootie's 1984 Pontiac Grand Prix to real slow creep and whooped every ass that was moving.
But we have evolved.
We have class.
We have dignity.
We have outstanding warrants in Georgia, North Carolina, and Virginia.
In my 7 years as a Sasha Fierce support representative I have learned that whenever somebody says "I like Beyonce but..." usually some bullshit is coming after the "but". Yes there are stans who can't take honest facts about the artists they stan for, but there are also people who secretly hate these artists who for some reason continue to dwell on their message boards for years.
But since we like to keep it real about Beyonce, let's keep it real about everybody. It's a 2-way street. I would be a hypocrite if I didn't keep it real with other artists.
Now back to your original question, "what are stans going to do when beyonce has her flop?" I guess they are gonna plan a mass suicide. When Beyonce has a her flop they will all gather at House of Dereon headquarters, eat poisoned Popeye's chicken, and go on to the Upper Room. Life would not be worth living if Beyonce has a flop.
But seriously, let me ask a question.
Name one big music star who is a HUGE movie star?
HUGE Star, Sells lots of albums and concert tickets, but has NEVER a big hit movie.
Alicia Keys? HUGE Star, but has never had a BIG hit at the box office and has never had to carry a movie.
Mariah Carey? You know that story.
Britney Spears was in a movie. Remember it? Didn't think so.
Madonna? 27 years in the game. Over 200 million albums sold, highest grossing tour ever by a solo artist. Has appeared in over 20 movies NOT ONE has been a huge blockbuster hit.
Think of a star who is a HUGE box office draw and a big music star at the same time?
And if you say Hannah Montana I'm going to have Celestine kick you in the uterus. Hard. I'm serious. Stiletto pump... in... the gut... who would've thought Miss Tina would get crunk?
I don't expect "Obessesed" to do "Dark Knight" numbers, and I certainly don't expect it to win any Oscars, but compared to some other music stars, Beyonce is doing very well at the box office.
The Fighting Temptations opened respectably. Austin Powers had the highest opening weekend for a comedy. Cadillac Records did well in spite the fact that it was only showing at like 3 damn theaters across the country.
Dreamgirls grossed over $100 million at the box office. Yes we can go into the Jennifer Hudson versus Beyonce thing, but how much of that $100 million do you think came from Beyonce's fanbase versus Jennifer Hudson's fanbase?
If some of you people would read a book or do some research before running your mouths, you would learn more in one minute than you have from 5 years of sitting on a message board pretending to like Beyonce.