Let's Boycott Beyonce!

Dear BET,

I was under the impression that you picked your award show performances based on sales and popularity, but now that I know all I have to do is create a Twitter petition there's some things I want you to know. First of all we (stans of mildly relevant artists) are tired of seeing Beyonce at any and every award show. The Grammy Awards, the MTV Awards, the BET Awards, VH1 Awards, the gatdamn Animal Planet Awards, we're tired of it. She is NOT God and I am tired of her monopolizing the industry. I am sick of her and her singing on-key, and dancing on beat and getting standing ovations and stupid shit like that.. It's about time you gave other artists a shot, like artists who don't have an ounce of rhythm, or artists who couldn't carry a tune in a Gucci bag. Or just random-ass artists. Why can't you just have random ass regular people on the show? Why do you always have to support the most popular and the most talented? The BET Awards should be a showcase for ALL people.

If you do not put the following artists on the 2009 BET Awards we will not be watching:

- Letoya Luckett
- LaTavia Roberson
- Ciara
- Keri Hilson
- Farrah Franklin
- Adina Howard
- Monifah
- An Xscape Reunion
- A 227 Reunion (minus Jackeé, she was always trying to upstage Marla Gibbs, and she has the weird "e" on her name like Beyoncé)
- Coolio
- Skee-Lo
- Domino
- KP and Envy
- DJ Jazzy Jeff (but not Will Smith's overexposed ass, we pressed stans only support the underdog)
- A Vanity 6 Reunion
- A Klymaxx Reunion
- An Another Bad Creation Reunion
- A Color Me Badd Reunion
- Oran "Juice" Jones
- Cameo
- Terrence Trent Darby

- Maze (but not Frankie Beverly. I'm tired of him hogging the spotlight, just like Beyonce)

- Parliament (but not Funkadelic)

- Kool and the Gang (minus Kool, he's overexposed)

- The Cult Jam (fuck Lisa Lisa!)

- Fire (we're tired of Earth and Wind monopolizing the industry)

- A "The Boys" Reunion

- A "House Party" Reunion with all original cast members EXCEPT Kid and Tisha Campbell (Tisha looks too much like Beyonce, and the only reason Kid's name is first is because he's light-skinned and Matthew Knowles paid for it)


- My 8 year old cousin and her school's dance troupe doing a routine to "Halle Berry (She Fine)" by Hurricane Chris

- Hurricane Chris

- My grandma who just lost her foot can get on stage and do the "Stanky Leg" and raise awareness about diabetes.

- My great-aunt Cookie doing her version of Rebbie Jackson's "Centipede." (Beyonce better watch her back!)

- My Aunt James and Uncle Jermaine doing their version of Ashford Simpson's "Solid As a Rock"

And at 10:00PM you should just put a microphone on the stage, and just have an open mic at the BET Awards and let everybody jump on stage like it's the '96 Source Awards. It's time to make this year a big ole country-ass tacky-ass unorganized talent show where any and everybody can jump on the stage, not just Beyonce.

If you don't meet our demands we will NOT be watching the BET Awards this year. Well, we're going to watch so we can hate on Beyonce the next day, but we're going to have an attitude about it.

If you are a stan tired of BET showcasing talent and if you are tired of Beyonce setting the bar too high for other artists please sign this petition and feel free to add on to it.

Signed,

Pressed Ass Stans
wigcrypt.blogspot.com

SIGN MY PETITION!!!
http://twitition.com/pnxwr


101 comments:

lildrummerboi said...

lol...

lessence69 said...

My grandma who just lost her foot can get on stage and do the "Stanky Leg" and raise awareness about diabetes.

DEAD

DICK said...

I CANT TAKE NO MO!!!!

Anonymous said...

I sign im tired of that talented bitch gettin all t he shine she deserves

Toot it up on Bet stage for Dolo said...

eff beyawnce!

Anonymous said...

Ugh. People can be so simple. Haters take so much time out of their day to hate on someone and give them more promotion then their favorite artist. Beyonce is not going anywhere..EVER. So they might as well jump on the bandwagon and go to her concerts like the rest of the rejects.

-Sasha Fierce Support Rep-N.C. Chapter

Trisha said...

at 10pm, I will be organizing a march to the stage with only darkskineded females. Any woman darker than a brown paper bag is welcome to join me.

Sasha Fierce Opponent said...

I signed your twitition. and i would like to add 3LW. They are much better than that fake ass Beyonce.
Also my cousin(you haven't heard of him) from st. Louis, who has a gospel rap album dropping this summer. I gotta support my family. He isn't that good but I'd rather see him on the BET awards instead of that bitch Be-yawn-ce. She is SO overexposed. I watched obsessed 3 times last April, and ugh. She was in almost every other damn scene. I wish she would just go away already.

O.P.F.T.HIMALAYA said...

I Will sign your petition too Beyonce is all about the money while all the other artists are giving away their cd's and giving free concerts.

She is a liar too,she says she wants to be a legend ,I mean what singer wants to be remembered.

@Tayda
Been normal day at work today ,you know the usual that we were taught at Tina's charm school.I smiled ,answered quetions politely all the while with a switch blade in my purse

Anonymous said...

hahahahah. i love you, i love you, i flove you.. genius! if i believed in twitter i would have signed this shit.

Ditto said...

Where is Keke Wyatt??? I will NOT be watching without Keke!

H.C said...

@ times like this I wish I was on twitter!! this petition is the true!! I'm sick of Beyonce's too much talented ass!

Tayda said...

Yeah, I signed the petition. But only because I wanna be in the single dark skinned ladies parade.

Don't judge me.

@ OPFTH...

Don't you just hate summer school. Thank God we go to Miss Tina's Summer Charm School where we get to blow dry weaves in the microwave and wigs in the dryer or it wouldn't be no fun.

And if TARAL HICKS ain't added to the list, I swear I'm fucking up the cable lines.

Tayda said...

And give a best female actor awar to Natalie Desselle ON CAMERA...

Fuck Halle Berry.

Trisha said...

Tayda,
This will be the time for us brown girls to shine and our chance to come back in style. This could be the difference between being the number 1 video for Jeremih's new single or going back to the sideline (late-shift at Target) and waiting a year for our next turn. If we play our cards right, we'll have all the ballers and shot-callers loving dark chocolate again.

Please, do not get on stage and show out. Just remember your charm school training.
Thank you in advance,
Trisha.

Jaz said...

I'll be there too. I'm darker than a brown paper bag. LOL

Love that song by India.Arie, Brown Skin.
Petition aside(I signed), she really is 1 of the talented & beautiful chocolate females who doesn't get enough recognition.

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

CTFU! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
I died laughing when I saw that trifling petition and I'm SO glad you made one. If I didn't think Twitter was demon shit, I'd sign.

But *ahem* Can I sign up for this "Single Dark Skinnededed Ladies Parade" too? (I'll leave my yellow Dereon dress and my pink "Put a ring on it" t-shirt in my closet. That damn Beyonce...I only bought them to contribute to Juelz's bail...er...college fund.)?

Anonymous said...

What all these brown and chocolate sista's that like Beyonce ! Sandra Rose aint gonna be happy about this ,sending infamous Fanmail.

Waddup snitches

at work so i gotta be annon

signed
O.P.F.T HIMALAYA

Single ladies smile to all(the one she does at end of song)

WYGBA said...

LoL @ "I am sick of her and her singing on-key, and dancing on beat and getting standing ovations and stupid shit like that..."

I wish the haters really would say what the real deal is like this! Tell the truth and shame the Matthew!!

Anonymous said...

YEAH SHAME ON MATTHEW AND TINA.
I mean come one,if the 2 cells who meet each other 9 months before the Holy day "sept 04,81" werent that great,werent to good to be true...We could have 2 solange or maybe a solange and a Kelly look a like right now!!!

Fuck matthew sperm and Fuck Tina egg.

Anonymous said...

HI Beyonceitis.
I cant understand people saying that BHG video is boring.
the vid is full of symbolism.it's like Halo and me,myself and I videos cause for the first one,it's romantic,nice,soft and the second one is someone broke my heart but with that "back on my steps" lines.

the flower represent her picking up the pieces of this broken heart.Am I wrong?
I mean Beyoncé must be smatter than most of this blog readers.
BESOS FROM FRANCE.(dawn,i can hardly speak english)

Tayda said...

All my brown bones get on the stage!!! We gon' mix it up and call it cajun creole!

And I understand what you mean when you say I can't show out. I mean Beyonce shows out at every award show, disguised as Sasha Fias... So it'd be stupid for me to show up and show out and arrive, do damage, and leave.

That's so uncouth.

When I sign, "Silly" the Taral Hicks version, I will have class. Dull ass class. But when they cut to the Mississippi Cha Cha Slide, best believe I'ma back it up and jump and cha cha with my right and cha cha with my left and turn to the right and move the left and repeat accordingly.

And do it better than Beyonce.

But yeah, the parade sounds like fun. Can't wait.

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...

@Tayda

Please do not forget to stress the importance of no WEAVES and WIGS at this march .we need Cajun creoles in all their splendor.

appeal of appeasement is needed for this march so no weaves PLEASE

(and plese dont ask me what appeal of appeasement means,it just sounded fancy from previous post

lildrummerboi said...

LMAO @ the Mother Winslow signature.

I swear y'all aint got no good commonsense with these comments either but, I too will be one in the number for the march..without my wig.

Now put ur hands up!

H.C said...

yall gonna come out without your wigs?!!! shame on you! mama tina is not gonna be happy!

Tayda said...

Appeal of appeasement is a matter of extreme importance at the Single Dark Skinned Ladies march.

Matter fact, sweat ya current perms out and don't perm ya head until June 29. We going all out to show that Beyonce a thing a two about what's really real.

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...

We need to show Beyonce that we are a press conference and that she is just a conversation

(copyright mariah ccarey)

Anonymous said...

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...
We need to show Beyonce that we are a press conference and that she is just a conversation

(copyright mariah ccarey)
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DEATH!

Anonymous said...

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...
We need to show Beyonce that we are a press conference and that she is just a conversation

(copyright mariah ccarey)
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DEATH!

lildrummerboi said...

**Flat lining**

We have to remind Beyonce that alone, she's just a Mom and Pop....Us haters, we fuel her as a corporation...

Anonymous said...

Kiddies...check for the broken hearted girl vid...that shit is beautiful. ya girl got deep on this one. its like a digitally enhanced wet dream set to an incredibly beautiful song. Its magical. its almost effortless these days...

Tayda said...

We have to show her that it is SHE, the true one who's obsessed and we just bought the movie tickets to hate on her and her bland acting stylings and bad ass white girl ass whooping stylings.

She can whoop a nice ass, but it's time for you, excluding me 'cause I know how to fight, non-ass whooping chicks to step up and show her we are tired of womens who can fight on camera in things that are not limited to YouTube fuckery and can be broadcast and released nationwide at a theater near you.

It is OUR time to shine.

lildrummerboi said...

And it's obvious that she believes that whole "Diva" mess...citing what she grossed from the last tour all up in her lyrics!

The only reason I went was to see Robin Thicke and that other white chick that opened for him...she only benefited as a result of my support for them, all four times I went (ATL, Tampa, N. Carolina, and Tennessee..don't judge me).

So what if I picked up the $40 program and purchased the DVD that clearly only included her?!? Ima show her Sunday...just wait!

Can we wear our Freakum Dress?

Anonymous said...

Can we wear our Freakum Dress?

lilldrummerboi

appeal of appeasement is required ,long dereon dresses like in BHG VIDEO.

(I know its early ,its 8.26am in my timezone.
us sasha fierce representatives are world wide women.)

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

LMAO@ O.P.F.T!

And Tayda: I ain't permed since 2006 so we'll REALLY show that light skinnededed horse robbin' heifer what's good! hmph

M.J. said...

I'll sign. It's about time that Mya get some shine for cleaning the gutters at Golden Corral!!

Anonymous said...

M.J. said...
I'll sign. It's about time that Mya get some shine for cleaning the gutters at Golden Corral!!

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She's highly underrated in her gutter cleaning skills at Golden Corral, and I'll have you hating ass Beyonce stans know that she has NEVER burned a pancake in 7 years of working at iHOP.

Tayda said...

Anonymous said...
M.J. said...
I'll sign. It's about time that Mya get some shine for cleaning the gutters at Golden Corral!!

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She's highly underrated in her gutter cleaning skills at Golden Corral, and I'll have you hating ass Beyonce stans know that she has NEVER burned a pancake in 7 years of working at iHOP.

June 17, 2009 2:46 PM

And you hating ass stat, chart success concerned ass stans need to get some shit straight. Mya may not be able to get an album release date in the States, but her time card at Exxon is impeccable. Bitch ain't never late and she never throws yo' change at you.

But y'all too busy talking about number one albums and highly successful tours to realize that kinda stuff.

And I'm wearing my boots with the fur with my Dereon flame print dress. We gon' turn that thang from the Single Dark Skin Lady parade into the Million Dark Skin Lady March on Washington.

Now watch me do my thang.

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...

Tayda

Could you please send an invite to Janet Hubert for the single brown sista's march,I can see that she is fighting the same battle that we are fighting

Tayda said...

OPFT,

I'm sorry but Aunt Viv will try to turn it into "Janet Hubert & The Single Dark Brown Skin Lady March" We have enough Beyoncé's to battle so we can't take chances. No standouts are allowed on stage at the march. Only bland, blend in the background, stand there and look pretty but no real passion, drive, talent, or appeal of appeasement hoes like yourself will be in attendance.

Smooches,

Regine Hunter... I mean, Tayda.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous lurker quietly hoping that "appeal of appeasement" becomes part of the ghetto lexicon, and fast.

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...

@ Tayda

OOOOOOOOOK.

Gives you a smile -charm school game proper

(walks away mumbling 'That Tayda is so bossy')

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...

@ annon lurker (4.49pm)

some fool using it wrong('he/she made it a hot line we will make it a hot song') and here at beyonceitis we are going to make it a great quote.

We have jacked it and made it great - Jay-z game proper

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...

I mean some fool was using it wrong

Lil' Creole Pimp said...

We have jacked it and made it great - Jay-z game proper.

Lil' Creole Pimp jacking for blogs game proper.

Tayda said...

Appeal of Appeasement will be as commonplace as the words "swag" and "haters" and other go to words like that.

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

Kelly Rowland just texted me (her manager at Raising Cane's is so sweet to let her use his phone) asking if someone can give her a ride to the show. She also wanted to know if she could be in the parade singing "The Show" with a tape of Tank playing.

Anonymous said...

I vote no to Ms. Kelly. Ever since her departure from the wigcrypt, she’s been nothing but trouble for women of color. The assertiveness, professionalism, and appeal of appeastment it took to escape from Matthew’s clutches is downright pathetic. We will NOT let Kelly be great. Let her take her ass over to Europe and see how they like her (I heard they don’t). Hmph!

Anonymous said...

Don't they get it? BET=Beyonce Entertainment Television.

Tayda said...

I'm not usually the snitching type, but I'm sick and tired of sideways hate throwing, bussing up in the motherfucking singing the Upper Room like they down for the cause and like they really support customers for Sasha Fierce.

It has come to my attention that M.J., the same negro that asked if we could let Mya be great [read up; timestamp: June 17, 2:20PM; yes, I went there, so what?]...

Recognize him?

Maybe you're seen him parading back and forth, to and fro in the Crunk & Disorderly comment box posting pics of Beyurkle prompting other commenters [who I have no beef with b'cept for one or two] to get all physical with Beyoncita. Why is this bad? BECAUSE THE DAMN POST HAD NOOOOOOOTHING TO DO WITH BEYOWULF! It was about Robert "Pissy Pied Piper" Kelly.

M.J., I don't know how you gon' take this. I don't know if you gon' be cool or come out of your Dereon gym bag on me, but I said it.

Now what?

It's not like I give two scoots and poot about Beyonce like that, but you run over there and you fall in with the old folks commenting at Fresh's spot and they hate anything mainstream and making money in the 21st century, so you agree with them there, for shits and giggles. But then you come over here and you act like a WWW. That don't sit right with me. It don't sit right, stand straight, or walk without flouncing to me.

Don't dig too deep in my lil' rant... Take it at face value and keep on trucking... And if you looking for me you can find me in Decatur, ho! And that's all I got to say about that!

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...

@Wig

In light of the most recent events I spent 3 hours searching your archives for this Gem below .Originally posted by yourself on 22.01.2008.

All I can say is Beyonceitis 'you aint ever lied'

(And she may not even know that she's performing at the Grammys. This may be like in Dreamgirls where Deena didn't know she was doing Cleopatra until she saw the commercial. I know how Curtis Matthew gets down. Beyonce has stated in interviews in the past Matthew has booked her on award shows without asking her, then she had to show up to avoid looking unprofessional. The last straw was when she was booked for the 2004 Soul Train Awards and didn't want to go, and Matthew said she had to go, then she said "No the fuck I don't have to go" and then came after him with a hot comb.

Ok, that never happened, but all I'm saying is it will be 12 different kinds of fucked up if Beyonce is somehere in a Jay-Z-induced dick coma and then wakes up on Grammy day and has to throw together a performance because nobody told her that she was performing.

Posted by Beyonceitis )

M.J. said...

Tayda,

I deal with Beyoncita. I like her. I fucks with that sexy ass Creole. She can do for us what Martin did for the people, unlike that ho, Sasha Fierce. I don't like that trick. Ho ate all my hot wings and Little Debbie snack cakes. A nigga wants repreive! BITCH PAY ME MY MONEY AND PUT IT THE MICROWAVE!!!

Obsessed could have been the biggest movie of all time, nominated for Oscars and what not, but that damn Sasha Fierce came up and brought the country out of her.


In conclusion,

Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter>>>> that trick ass hoe Sasha Fierce

Kisura Usiku said...

Dammit! You left out Oaktown's 357 & The Rapping Duke

Anonymous said...

Bey should trademark her name so every time somebody uses it for publicity, she gets paid. Cuz this is getting ridiculous.
j hud
rihanna
letoya
latavia
keri
etta
.....................

it's too weird to be true.

I banned from YBF..so,I cant see than this bitches were talkin shit about bey fired ANGIE,but no words when they saw her in the makinf of SWEET DREAMS? why people love to hate on beyoncé and all the knowles family??? why dont you love bey ?

:( 10 years later

Anonymous said...

please dont say that it dont work:
-j hud wins a grammy for nothing
-rihanna ..oh no need for words
-keri got a song in the top 10 now after flops and flops first singles?
-etta james is performing at vegas now 0.° !

I hope kelly use this hate well like the others sluts cause cici fails with that super C mess/TMugler comment

Anonymous said...

And this letoya story remember me of the one with that jennifer chocolate-son for the star splanned banner.

Anonymous said...

And this letoya story remember me of the one with that jennifer chocolate-son for the star splanned banner.

Beyonceitis said...

Dammit! You left out Oaktown's 357
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(FALLS OUT)

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

Here we go again.

Somehow...I don't think Bey does any damn thang for $200,000. That would be her riding by with a smile and a wave. hmph

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

See, an appearance. They got Solo.

M.J. said...

Kisura Usiku said...
Dammit! You left out Oaktown's 357


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My dad has the CD... somewhere.... probably in the storage space under the stairs...

Anonymous said...

ladies and gentlemen
latavia cant put an album out but she is writing a book to expose your queen killer.

kelly,letoya,farrah,michelle just loose the bisness actually.first is first.
source:MTO

Jaz said...

Its always the brother, sister, estranged parent, lover, or person no one gives a f*ck about that writes the tell-all book.

She's just making Miss Fierce more famous, but I guess people have to pay the bills any way they can.(just like Kelly w/the Fashion Show, Ciara modeling, Ashanti on Broadway, etc) I can't blame them for not being equally beautiful, talented, intersting & everything else. =\

I blame Matthew & Miss Tina.

Anonymous said...

I blame Matthew & Miss Tina.
----------------
why them ??

Jaz said...

Because its their fault. For having Beyonce and supporting her talent and helping her upstage girls since her times in beauty pageants. Its THEIR fault.


heres a completely true history lesson for you...because I have nothing else better to do right now.=[

http://wigcrypt.blogspot.com/2008/09/happy-birthday.html

Anonymous said...

If Beyonce were really a good person like she says she is, she would make a "Show Your Helping Hand" commercial for Ashanti, Amerie, Kelly, Michelle, Latavia, Ciara, Farrah, Brandi, Christina(Milian & Agulera), Janet, and Britney too. SMH

Anonymous said...

@10:30pm ok lmao ok

@10:41 pm

please,she cant help everybody in the same time :rihanna,jhud and keri are actually in the helping hand program .

take a ticket bitches and wait for your tour.

Rob said...

*My grandma who just lost her foot can get on stage and do the "Stanky Leg" and raise awareness about diabetes.*

*chokes on franzia*

lildrummerboi said...

It is with great sadness that I come to you all on this evening...

I will no longer be able to attend the march protesting against the Creole Diva.

I received my first C today in one of my major classes (English) and I know it is nothing but Celestine trying to teach me a lesson (pun intended).

She went in that ancient Dereon bag and pulled out something vicious to my soul and I know the only way for redemption is to admit my true feelings for Beysus...

I love her! Love her so much I'll be in NC on the Saturday before the BET Awards to see her gettin bodied all across the stage live. My plan is to rush one of the stages like the Britney stan did, only to get 3 seconds of dancing beside (in front or behind) her before being charged.

I love her so much that after making bail I'm rushing home to get a second dose of her via the awards show and this will complete my annual weekend dedicated to the Queen..


It's only a matter of time before she comes for y'all too...pray my strength.

Anonymous said...

dead at yall comments

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to hear that it was too late for you lildrummerboi.


The rest of you need to repent for your self-denial of your love for Beysus ASAP.

Theres a verse in the Dereon Bible- the Book of Baby Daniel- verse 63:25-792, that says "If you are ashamed of Beysus, She will be ashamed of you before her Father, Matthew"

You don't want to have to feel the wrath of Celestine like he had to.

Beyonceitis said...

I love her! Love her so much I'll be in NC on the Saturday before the BET Awards to see her gettin bodied all across the stage live. My plan is to rush one of the stages like the Britney stan did, only to get 3 seconds of dancing beside (in front or behind) her before being charged.
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NORTH CAROLINAAAAAAAAAA!
C'mon and raise up
Take your wig off, twist it 'round yo' hand
Spin it like a helicopter!!!

NC in the Comment BOX!

(I've moved up Norf (yep, Norf) though...)

Beyonceitis said...

Rob said...
*My grandma who just lost her foot can get on stage and do the "Stanky Leg" and raise awareness about diabetes.*

*chokes on franzia*
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ROB!

H.C said...

"LaShit is about to hit LaFan"

so creole & so fierce!

Blake said...

This is a little off topic, but I was hoping you could address Bey's opening act, Richgirl. I like the hoes, don't get it twitted, but they done been in the game for about 85 seconds and Beyonceitis is already digging in that ass. Everybody and their gay uncle Pam is on Youtube sayin the lead chick is tryin to jock A Bey Bey. See for yourself. Especially read omegalavender's comments. That child is proof that background checks need to be performed before people can get online.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLcQFqEKlRw

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

I'm just waiting for this shit to hit the fan.

Tayda said...

Before I attend to the fuckery-infused comments, I wanna take my wig off and step in MJ's face and show him I ain't never scared.

Dear MJ,

I ain't never scared. You playing everybody here. You may have Beyonceitis fooled. You may have It's Just The Internet Silly fooled. You may have Rob fooled. You may have The Original Player from the Himalayas fooled. But you ain't fooling me. You think you nickel slick, but I dropped the dime on your penny ass change days ago and you got me fuckity fucked if you think I'm putting one red cent in the microwave.

I said it... do something 'bout it. Cause I'm an honest ho, and I believe all other hoes should be honest hoes, too.

You... You are one unhonest ho.

Trifling.

Scandalous.

Think ya lil' half ass attempt at a "calm Tayda's crazy ass" down comment gon' get me to shut my mouth? Is you rolling? Ya feeling okay? The fuck you smoking?

I said it. Do something. You know what, don't come 'round me... Don't even say Beyonce/Sasha Fierce around me. Don't even fix your lips to say Beyonce/Sasha Fierce around me. You start to say "bah" and I'll bust yo' ass.

Just saw "greatest entertainer of our generation" or something.

Matter fact, don't come round when I'm round... Just gon' back yonder, 'til I'm through posting my lil' three comments and then you can come back.

Clear?

Tayda said...

Po' a lil' liquer out for LDB. A comrade has fallen and been trampled to death by the Naomi walking stans.

He was a good solider. And could snap for the kids in Z-formation like nobody's biz...

But that bastard jumped shit, so...

And I got that pun intended joke. You ain't slick.

---


"Theres a verse in the Dereon Bible- the Book of Baby Daniel- verse 63:25-792, that says "If you are ashamed of Beysus, She will be ashamed of you before her Father, Matthew"

You don't want to have to feel the wrath of Celestine like he had to."

I would love another "biblical" verse. You may be going to Hell, but it's entertaining.

MJ said...

Dear Tayda,


May you be blessed by the Dereons, Knowles, Carters, Obamas, and the Blige family.

O.PF.T HIMALAYA said...

@Tayda -'slow down bitch you killin them'

All jokes aside only place to talk shit about beyonce is right here.We talk shit sincerely and our shit talking has appeal of appeasement

I am here waiting for lashit to hit the lafan as well

Anonymous said...

can someone tell me who is lashit and who is lafan? i am a lil confused.


SO ....

who was at the "I AM ...KILLIN THIS BITCHES EFFORTLESS" TOUR ? Beyonceitis? tayda?hc?OPF?JAZ? anyone ...
have you guys read the Rolling stone review? ;)

QUEEN KILLER ,I MEAN CREOLE IN THE PLACE.some haters were there incognito like always

Anonymous said...

I stole from Beyonce.
I stole 1 of her song lyrics & wrote it into my Father's day card yesterday. My daddy don't know.

Jaz said...

who was at the "I AM ...KILLIN THIS BITCHES EFFORTLESS" TOUR ? Beyonceitis? tayda?hc?OPF?JAZ? anyone ...
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I'm 18 & unemployed. I can't afford to be traveling around America to see Beysus performing miracles. I would if I could.(and I will 1 day)

This time around you can find me @ the Staples Center July 13th in 1 of the recession seats.=/


..I didn't even know the dark skinned single ladies march was gonna be in Washington when I signed up. I'm gonna need 1 of you "Sasha Fierce Support Representatives" to volunteer to give me a ride....please?

Anonymous said...

I think Lil' Creole Pimp may have some competition now...And he's from Africa..he has tiger chasing & hunting in his blood..Juelz better be careful.

http://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/33591-awwwwwww_madonnas_adopted_son_david_is_sooo_cute__he_may_be_the_cutest_of_all_the_celebrity_adopted_kids.html

H.C said...

who was at the "I AM ...KILLIN THIS BITCHES EFFORTLESS" TOUR ? Beyonceitis? tayda?hc?OPF?JAZ? anyone ...
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I would LOOOVE to see Beysus do what she does best one day, but I'm sitting here talking to you from a third world country, I have basically been living in a recession my entire life, so unless God answeres my prayers & Beysus follows in the foot steps of Kelendria & takes her lacefronts here then I will never see the greatest! *cries*

p.s: how did Kelendria ended up all the way here?!! the wigcrypt security are not doing their job right!

O.P.F.T HIMALAYA said...

I thought I told you Queen creole was worldwide.I will be attending who was at the "I AM ...KILLIN THIS BITCHES EFFORTLESS" TOUR ? Beyonceitis? tayda?hc?OPF?JAZ? anyone ...
have you guys read the Rolling stone review? ;)

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This internet battle is sometimes more important than going to concerts .We are at war here ,i fully expect to collect my war medals in 2020 when all the fairweather fans have backed up and queen creole will be performing at a juke joint near me.

Dont worry H C when she falls off she will be all ours.

I will see her on the 18th of Nov in manchester .
To tell you truth ,you have to catch these bitches while they still in their Prime .I went to see Jodeci in Feb and I was so mad at myself coz those boys were not in their right minds

Anonymous said...

thanks guys .you're all becoming as funny as Beyonceitis him/herself.
look like a man,i mean a boy join my list of people infected with beyitis:
Our A&R source at Columbia Records tells TheYBF.com that rappers Bow Wow and Jim Jones have just been dropped from the label. We called the Columbia offices to get an official statement, but it was after hours. Columbia has, though, removed both artists from their website.

Looks like Bow Wow got his wish. He was complaining on Twitter for days recently about how bad he wanted out of his contrat with Columbia because they weren’t treating him right. He also alluded to them not paying enough attention to him and made a point to say that Beyonce is also on Columbia. He later removed those particular Tweets but insisted that he wanted bigger and better things.

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source :YBF
Bow wow need to write a book (if he can read) with lashit

I hear than Lafan finally get a pre-show performance;thanks to who?

Tayda said...

I, too, am broke. I have no monies. I have no hugs. You have no teeth. You have no hair. So I think we all balance the scale in that department, but I digress.

I won't go see Sasha Fierce perform until I know for a fact that she might whoop a stan's ass. Just get sick of all the shit that she goes through with her father and her husband and her toddler mutant ninja nephew and just jump off stage and start attacking the loudest bitch screaming.

That loud bitch will be me. I will make sure of it. My pockets needs what's in her pockets. I'll sue the hair off her head. Seriously. Them wigs cost a fortune and y'all must not KNOW about my eBay game.

Only then will I go to a concert. Until further, I'm in between. From where I'm standing the grass is green.

And MJ... if I wasn't a saved Christian, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself. But I'm saved, so I won't tell you to go fuck yourself.

It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

Tayda is my new e-role model.

But *ahem* in regards to the Rolling Stone review:
"Beyoncé pulled out the stops early and often, swinging her hair around wildly, falling to her knees and dancing hard enough for every move to be seen by fans in the $20 seats. She worked, and worked it relentlessly, never missing a note, a beat of choreography, or a chance to strike a pose, hold it, and be adored."

What the fuck did they expect?! Beyonce doesn't half ass shit. And the fact that she shook hands and called people out...nice touch.

M.J. said...

Tayda, can we let bygones be bygones? Let us all enjoy the music, style, and Creoleness that is Beyonce. :)

Tootie said...

Tayda bussin Heads in here.

Anonymous said...

@neyo
so this dude think that if He had "Rick ross" face or timbaland cellulite,he will try to be the gay version of michael jackson?

It's the same segregation for male artist too.And what I dont understand,it's he just take bee name over alicia,her slut sister rihanna,brandy & monica.

some guys (behind the flopping ladies) have the BLAME IT ON BEYONCE SYNDROM (B.I.O.B);one step before the terminal BEYONCEITIS signs ...*cough*bow wow*cough

Anonymous said...

Its time to drag the hoes who keeps saying the great Creole's tour isnt doing well. It's time to drag really hard.

Anonymous said...

so this dude think that if He had "Rick ross" face or timbaland cellulite,he will try to be the gay version of michael jackson?


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michael jackson, himself already took that role...

lildrummerboi said...

I'm back from my 3 day sabbatical and I appreciate all the prayers and support sent my way...

As for Tayda...u a fool. "I can't with you today" (© YKYDAW) or ever now that I've reread ur posts, but remember, u were always my favorite....*side eye*

I can't with none of y'all actually...my blood pressure already high. Shiii

Tayda said...

I was always your favorite, but everybody else loves Solange? Is that how it is now, Matthew?

H.C said...

June 24, who can tell me what happened this exact day 6 years ago?

I bet every ho in this industry knows the answere to this question.

Anonymous said...

crazy in love????
dil ????

i mean the the sasha take-over

H.C said...

yep, that's the day Sasha took over & the game changed forever!

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H.C said...

Memories...

These comments were just epic...