Why Won't You Let Britney Be Great?

I think we can agree that vocally, Britney Spears will never be Aretha Franklin.

She'll never be Whitney Houston.

She'll never be Jennifer Hudson.

On her best day she probably won't even be Ashanti.

Shit, she'll never be Cassie.

So you can imagine my surprise when I saw a video of Britney singing "live" and my ears did NOT bleed.



Britney Spears has never been a singer. I really don't recall an artist since Milli Vanilli who has achieved such great success by not doing a damn thing. Dance-wise she currently moves like a retired Vegas stripper who had a hip replacement. Vocally she... she doesn't. Even her biggest stan will admit that they know that she cannot sing nor dance, but just being in the arena in her presence is worth the price of a ticket.

She has been apart of memorable performances but most have revolved around a stunt of some kind as opposed to some extraordinary singing or dancing.

Her 2000 VMA performance revolved around her NOT singing while stripping.

Her 2001 VMA performance revolved around her NOT singing while holding a snake.

Her 2003 VMA performance revolved around her NOT singing while bumping vaginas with Madonna.

Her 2007 VMA performance...

Let's not.

Her rendition of "You Oughta Know" was not designed to prove that Britney is a great vocalist. That will never happen. Britney's legacy will not be that she was a great musical artist. There's really no such thing as the "Britney Sound". No one has aspired to "sound like Britney Spears". She has, however, influenced other performers. She has paved the way for the Miley Cyruses, Brooke Hogans, Kim Zolciaks, and Paris Hiltons of the world. Personalities who are neither good singers or dancers, but can still be apart of good music with the right marketing and producers.

Obviously Britney's rendition of "You Oughta Know" wasn't vocally spectacular. It would probably get her laughed out of the American Idol audition room, but it is not fair to compare Britney's vocals to Beyonce nor Alanis. In order to find the triumph in her performance you must take the performance in its proper context and think of its intended audience. Her audience, her stans, the people who pay to watch her NOT sing or dance all seemed to love it and that's all that matters.

As hard as it must be to be Britney Spears it must be even harder to stan for her. Everyday you're reminded that you stan for an industry joke who is not even 30 years old and yet is somehow past her prime. You have to deal with bad reviews, YouTube haters, and Family Guy jokes.

Like this:



The worst thing Family Guy has said about Beyonce (so far) was in the "Family Gay" episode when Peter says "“Awwww I wish I was BeyoncĂ©”.

So after all the shit that Britney and her stans have been through we should be proud of the fact that she has made headlines for doing something that does not involve shaving her head, dropping her baby, or showing her twat. The fact that she is a "singer" who actually made headlines for (GASP!) singing is an achievement within itself.

It is not my desire to take this away from her. It's not like Beyonce is suffering right now, or desperate for some positive attention.

In the same way that Britney stans think she is the best thing since cooked crack, Beyonce stans think she is great too, but we have some credible co-signers:

Tina Turner, Diana Ross, Michael Jackson, Prince, Kanye West, Teena Marie, Donna Summer, Debbie Allen, Ellen DeGeneres, Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackmann, Mike Meyers, Dionne Warrick, Grace Slick, Patti Labelle, Annie Lennox, Bono, Chris Martin Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Neffie Obama, Pookie Obama, etc...

Even Ted Nugent is a damn fan.

Stevie Wonder even went to Beyonce's show. And he just doesn't leave his house for any random broad.

Beyonce stans may be delusional but we have legends, reviews, AND numbers to support our delusions.

Britney's greatness exists mainly in Soundscan numbers from 1999 and in the minds of the tweens and power bottoms who call themselves her stans. Her tour is the highlight of 5 years of embarrassments, humiliations, and missteps, and even the nicest reviews admit that she is the LEAST entertaining aspect of her own show. That has to sting a little bit.

She IS a pop icon meaning 20 years from now she will be one of the figures who will represent our culture. But while the Justins, Kanyes, and Jay-Zs will represent the sound of our generation Britney will represent the consequences of fame. She will represent what happens when you give too much fame to children with neither the maturity to handle it nor the talent to sustain it.

Life has given Britney Spears and her stans one sucker punch after another. Because of these things I will not take this small victory away from her.

She deserves it.

It's been Beyonce Week every week since 2003. If she's not winning Grammys, she's selling out shows, or selling albums, or singing for the president, or selling Dereon Vaginal Wash, or just doing something somewhere to remind you that she is better than everybody.

Beyonce's career is and has been overflowing with greatness for a while now. So why can't we let Britney have this one victory?

Why can't we let Britney be great?





60 comments:

Flash said...

Good read, I typically don't like britney but give props where props is due, but whats boiling the beyonce fans is the fact they say her performance is better than beyonces. and even some alanis fans are saying the same..

here:
http://www.alanismorissette.info/viewtopic.php?t=48196

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Agnes Dereon Jr. said...

I'll be the first to admit that Britney is a steaming pile of crap these days... But that 2000 VMA performance was pure magic. She served the kids everything a dancer turned singer should do in their performance. If she had kept up that level of energy, not pissed off Wade Robson and Brian Freidman she may would have lasted a little longer than she did. That's the Britney I remember fondly. She may have been stripping but she did a damn good job stripping.

Also, Can't wait for Beyonce to do something spectacular at the VMA's. She better be coming out with the entire Alvin Ailey Dance Theater lol, Judith Jamison in a freakum leotard.

MJ said...

Poor Britney... even her poorer misguided stans. It's hard to believe that Beyonce is better than but not limited to damn near everything, such as singing, dancing, crowd participation, kickboxing, web designing, and being a Charmed One. But hey? What can you do?

Anonymous said...

I can't applaud Britney for being a terrible singer and ruining a song with her voice. You're so right that most of Britney's performances have been centered around stunts, not actual singing and dancing. She has always been a horrible singer and below average dancer.

H.C said...

I'm sorry but I won't let Britney be great but I will let her enjoy this small ass victory...

& Yeah what has Kanye ever done in his life to make him one of the people who will represent the sound of our generation??

Tayda said...

Can't let Britney be great. Not now. Not today. Not ever.

You wanna know why? I'll tell you why. Britney's legacy in pop culture is cemented but there have been a hundred thousand trillion clones and copies of Britney, just like there have been with Beyonce. Only difference is the Beyonce clones can't do what Beyonce does. Not by a long shot.

Britney's clones... can somehow do what she does and still get overshadowed by how... even if they do it better.

http://bit.ly/1RiHZR

I guess I should respect that in a sense. I do actually. I wish I could pass out and get drunk better than any of you bitches who do it way better than me and still be that "drunk bitch in the club" every time we go to the club, AT EVERY DAMN CLUB WE GO TO!

My point... Beyonce does it better than her counterparts and is on top.

Britney doesn't... and is on top?

My momma's holla'n at me right now. I'll call you back. Bye.

Anonymous said...

i don't think brit was totally devoid of vocal skills when she first came out. LIVE vocal skills are another thing period and the list is too long of stars who can't Beyonce a stang. and if you've seen the Onyx Hotel tour special, you'd have to admit that at her zenith she worked really hard. and Miley Cyrus and those other people you mentioned shouldn't even be named in the same sentence-I've seen her sing live on TV before-she can carry a tune.

Anonymous said...

*stage

Anonymous said...

why can't we let Britney be great smh because she isn't duh its not rocket science lol

Jaz said...

Britney is just here to make Beyonce/Sasha look even better.

So is Ciara, Keri, Kelly, Ashanti, Monica, Monique, Christina & Yolanda. (freak-a-leek!)

Anonymous said...

I can't let Britney be great for the simple fact that looking at her perform depresses me. i watch shows to be entertained by these bitches not feel sorry for them.

Rissa: Head of Daily S.O.S. Operations said...

...it was alright. I mean...I guess.

Muzi said...

I have always said that stanning for Beyonce is very rewarding in that one is seldom dissapointed. Even when you disagree with certain choices she has made, you can appreciate the intention to entertain and give back to the fans as well as gain new ones. The sad thing about living in 09 is that unlike the 1990s, there is very little variety as far as stanning for RnB chicks. Back in the day, Brandy, Monica, Mariah, Whitney and Toni Braxton could all be divas in their own right, and offer variety for Rnb fans. Today, there is only one chick running things. For Beyonce stans like myself,I can admit that this fact is a little sad...

Muzi said...

I have always said that stanning for Beyonce is very rewarding in that one is seldom dissapointed. Even when you disagree with certain choices she has made, you can appreciate the intention to entertain and give back to the fans as well as gain new ones. The sad thing about living in 09 is that unlike the 1990s, there is very little variety as far as stanning for RnB chicks. Back in the day, Brandy, Monica, Mariah, Whitney and Toni Braxton could all be divas in their own right, and offer variety for Rnb fans. Today, there is only one chick running things. For Beyonce stans like myself,I can admit that this fact is a little sad...

Anonymous said...

I just hope y'all are going to be ready for the Pressed Stan/Support Representative Apocalypse that is going to ensue after the VMAs.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/08/janet-jackson-suits-up-for-mj-vma-tribute/

Anonymous said...

@muzi
Sad but I am prefer to be in this camp sorry..I mut say that it's not the people you mention fault;it's beyoncé who's gettin better in time ..I cant even believe how good she is now myself.

@beyonceitis
Because she paved the way for this fuckery you call rihanna,paris hilton,cassie,& all ..I have no mercy and neither sasha.

Beyonceitis said...

For Beyonce stans like myself,I can admit that this fact is a little sad...
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I agree somewhat. You had did have Janet, Whitney, Madonna, Mariah all running it together.

But (to my knowledge) Mariah didn't tell Madonna to go sit down and have babies. And even when Madonna and Whitney did have babies they still experienced even greater success.

They all found a lane and worked in it.

And message boards weren't as popular back then so you could enjoy these ladies without having to "own" somebody.

There are still females who are successful Alicia, Gaga, Rihanna, in spite of Beyonce, but in regards to those who have failed it's not her fault nor her responsibility to tone herself down so somebody else can shine. In my opinion, if somebody has to sit down for you to be hot then you shouldn't be in the industry in the first place.

V said...

Dont Do Britney .. She can sing better than Cassie.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I will step out on an apparently lonely ass limb and say that I do think Britney will forever be talked about, discussed, and people will pay to watch her "not sing" even when she is 45 with 10 children. Britney is not a performer, she is not a dancer, she is not a singer. It took me actually buying (yes, I admit it damn you) a Britney Spears cd last year to get what all the damn fuss is about. Britney is a PACKAGE. She is something to be sealed in plastic, boxed, and shipped around the world. Nothing about her is unique, or speaks of any talent. She came outr selling sex, and vagina, and a team of people around her made her a star.
THATS why she is successful, kids. The producers and team of minions she has around her made a freaking cd that I still listen to every damn week (Blackout), and it never gets old. You can barely hear her voice on the cd, thats why its so great. It just sounds, and music, and "ooh yeah".
Any up and coming choreographer, stylist, or producer LOVES working with a Britney Spears because you can put your stamp all over her, since she has nothing of her own. She has no "sound", so you can give her any sound you want.
Now of course, real stans of Beyonce know and understand that it is ridiculous to compare the two, and yes it bothers me when people dare to compare Jay Z's testicle holder to Britney Spears. But, I cant deny that the gimmick that is Britney works.

christina aguilera said...

beyonce is a tacky ass bitch. im a better singer and a better dancer than that ho! and i have sold way more albums than that bitch has ever sold in her entire solo career .and when my album drops i will shit on her again. she is lucky im not performing at the vmas and that i cant upstage her like i did at the grammy's in 2007.

Billy said...

@Christina Aguilera

I turn the channel everytime you go on to sing, becuase watching you is truly a displeasure. I wouldnt pay a red cent to listen to that throaty, screechy, ugly mess you call singing.

Also what about 2004 when Beyonce got a standing ovation for her performance of DIL while you just got sympathy claps for that vocaly "strained"(which is an understatement) performance of "Beautiful"?

Hell, Beyonce also did the "Star Spangled Banner" better than you too, and her cover of "Fever" dumped yours in the garbage.

Bye Bye STRAINtina. Beyonce owns you.

Billy said...

btw nice post Beyonceitis. Britney tried something new and thats comendable. At least she's trying.

And no point in arguuing with the Brit stans let them have their fun. They think Britney's a great singer and that alone lets you know where their mind is

Beyonceitis said...

Okay, I will step out on an apparently lonely ass limb and say that I do think Britney will forever be talked about, discussed, and people will pay to watch her "not sing" even when she is 45 with 10 children. Britney is not a performer, she is not a dancer, she is not a singer. It took me actually buying (yes, I admit it damn you) a Britney Spears cd last year to get what all the damn fuss is about. Britney is a PACKAGE. She is something to be sealed in plastic, boxed, and shipped around the world. Nothing about her is unique, or speaks of any talent. She came outr selling sex, and vagina, and a team of people around her made her a star.
THATS why she is successful, kids. The producers and team of minions she has around her made a freaking cd that I still listen to every damn week (Blackout), and it never gets old. You can barely hear her voice on the cd, thats why its so great. It just sounds, and music, and "ooh yeah".
Any up and coming choreographer, stylist, or producer LOVES working with a Britney Spears because you can put your stamp all over her, since she has nothing of her own.
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That is very true and true for a lot of artists.

Beyonceitis said...

btw nice post Beyonceitis. Britney tried something new and thats comendable. At least she's trying.

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Thanks. It is commendable...off key but commendable...

Anonymous said...

@christina
And what about the 2008 AMA.you perform all of you hit songs in 3 min?
Rihanna was there,just like Alicia,Queen Latifah, & ...But that single ladies performance was *.* WAOW !!!


cant wait for sunday

Tayda said...

I refuse to go sit down and have some babies, beause I stopped believing in love and sex and magic.

Anonymous said...

"straintina"

wtf. thats a stupid nickname and
i dont even like christina aguilera.

Billy said...

"straintina"

wtf. thats a stupid nickname and
i dont even like christina aguilera.

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Thats cuz she always strains when she sings. See this video for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im9XlEwj_tI

H.C said...

Umm...Britney is successful because there are people who are willing to buy her CDs & tickets to her tour even though they are aware it's all gimmicks...

Anonymous said...

Another standing ovation.

But I'd like to add that the elephant in the room is called "APPROPRIATION". It's when white folks would rather see themselves doing the black shit that they tend to imitate, steal, and copy and market to themselves.

Black People Dance.
White People Choreograph.
Black People believe in a Supreme Being.
White People put a face to God and call him Jesus
We had Chuck Berry.
They manufactured Elvis.
We had Miles Davis.
They manufactured Chet Baker.
We had Whitney.
But no dancing Mariah Carey (although black) is not marketed as such.
We have Jay-Z and Fiddy.
They manufactured Eminem.
We had Usher.
They manufactured Justin Timberlake. (And I'm sorry that nigga is wack as hell and can't sing. Is it any wonder that him and shitney were and item?)
We have the one and only B.
And they manufactured the train wreck known as Britney.

I'm not saying that white artists aren't talented in their own right...what I'm saying is that it is highly profitable to see someone who looks like you on top. It's why they always trying to dig up some white chick that sound soulful (Fergie, Pink) cause they know that the majority holding buying public prefer to see a mirror image of themselves. It's been happening since they put a face on Jesus.

And that's the truth.

BTW. Alanis Morissete is a bad bitch.

Tayda said...

Half of y'all didn't know Alanis had a Morissette until Bey took on "You Oughta Know." So let's not act holier than thou, because I will set it off.

I love my Bey.
I don't even know what Alanis looks like.
I'm an honest ho.

All these opinions and not enough fans.

Tee Tee said...

Janet did throw a little shade at Madonna...but she had the right to do so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG9mN2fgvzQ

Beyonceitis said...

But I'd like to add that the elephant in the room is called "APPROPRIATION". It's when white folks would rather see themselves doing the black shit that they tend to imitate, steal, and copy and market to themselves.

Black People Dance.
White People Choreograph.
Black People believe in a Supreme Being.
White People put a face to God and call him Jesus
We had Chuck Berry.
They manufactured Elvis.
We had Miles Davis.
They manufactured Chet Baker.
We had Whitney.
But no dancing Mariah Carey (although black) is not marketed as such.
We have Jay-Z and Fiddy.
They manufactured Eminem.
We had Usher.
They manufactured Justin Timberlake. (And I'm sorry that nigga is wack as hell and can't sing. Is it any wonder that him and shitney were and item?)
We have the one and only B.
And they manufactured the train wreck known as Britney.

I'm not saying that white artists aren't talented in their own right...what I'm saying is that it is highly profitable to see someone who looks like you on top. It's why they always trying to dig up some white chick that sound soulful (Fergie, Pink) cause they know that the majority holding buying public prefer to see a mirror image of themselves. It's been happening since they put a face on Jesus.

And that's the truth.

BTW. Alanis Morissete is a bad bitch.
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I was really going to touch on this in one of my future posts. As you said there are PLENTY of talented White artists, but I'm growing tired of people downplaying the importance and TRUE origin of R&B music.

Kirk said...

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Jaz said...

Janet did throw a little shade at Madonna...but she had the right to do so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG9mN2fgvzQ

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Tee Tee,
Janet would say that Beyonce threw shade at her family too("My father wasn't using me to get out of a bad situation like Joe," even though she was right) and now they're sitting right next to each other at the VMAs. She even sat next to Joe at the BET Awards. Now I'm wondering if all the Jacksons hate her..
I see why she tries to be so careful in interviews now.

Jenny said...

What Beyonce said was right about the Jackson family. Am I the only one who got off of that comment was that Mathew didn't HAVE to push his child into fame? What she was saying that everyone accused Mathew of being Joe Jackson, pimping the shit out of his kids. But the Knowles was already rich and living like royalty. He even quit his job to help Beyonce.

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Billy said...

Janet would say that Beyonce threw shade at her family too("My father wasn't using me to get out of a bad situation like Joe," even though she was right) and now they're sitting right next to each other at the VMAs. She even sat next to Joe at the BET Awards. Now I'm wondering if all the Jacksons hate her..
I see why she tries to be so careful in interviews now.
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Joe Jackson was at Beyonce's New Jersey concert

Jaz said...

Joe Jackson was at Beyonce's New Jersey concert
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I forgot about that...nevermind then.

Tayda said...

Kanye just gave me life.

ojenny said...

... You better write about tonight's VMA. LOL!

Kirk said...

Kanye went into serious stan mode.

Billy said...

Well thats the second major awards show this year that Beyonce has been embarressed at. Negroes ruin everything

Ready for the AMA's and Grammy's?


btw Beyonceitis you were right about Beyonce not winning the best video award in your previous post. Its like you psychic.

Anonymous said...

Why wont you let Taylor be great?

That's why on September 13th I need you to eat this performance like a Popeye's 3 piece. (That's what the fork is for)
SHE DID EXACTLY WHAT EVERYBODY WAS EXPECTED AND MORE

but historically the VMAs hasn't always done right by us Negroes regardless of how culturally significant our videos were

I AGREE AND KAYNE TOO.ITS WAS EVEN MORE TRUE YESTERDAY.But at least ..."Single Ladies" video would be enough to guarantee you at least the Video of the Year award.

I am tired of seeing you smiling and giggling every time the camera is on you.

NO THIS BITCH CANT CHANGE

KANE HAS SAY NOTHING TOWARDS BEYONCE AND HER FANS/STANS,WHY?

H.C said...

I just fell in love with Kanye all over again...

The shade last night was... excatly like we expected it...

Lil Mama...If I ever catch this bish on the street I'm gonna put my hands in my purse...

& As always Beyonce reigns supreme.

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H.C said...

I need all the help I can get to survive the lil mama fuckery that's been going around on twitter!

Anonymous said...

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Glad that Kanye did that ...now RIHANNA definitely won't be getting no number one on the charts with RUN THIS TOWN now or after the Leno show. Kanye is blackballed!

BEYONCE WINS AGAIN....Keep trying to ruin Bey's career by promoting another female Jigga -the universe ain't having it! DIVINE INTERVENTION I TELL YA!

Jeff said...

What was Lil Bow Wow doing onstage with Jay-Z and Alicia Keys? Is he from New York too?

Rhythmless Nation said...

"Though Britney's greatness lies in the numbers of 1999..."

So true. Cuz after that it was pretty much downhill.

Anonymous said...

This is a very mean-spirited article. I always see fans of contemporary pop stars like to put other competitors down, but you (the writer) took to to a whole 'nother level. I have no idea how can you say Paris and Heidi are on par with Britney. Britney propelled to her fame with a classic song, and she achieved herself as a great dancer and entertainer, she is not as half as bad as you make her to be (vocally). She has 2 grammy nominations for her albums and one for "overprotected" that alone discredits your whole article (and you can take your "she'll never be cassie to the left), yes she never won, but her voice MUST have something to get the grammys committee to notice her .. Just like you brag about celebrities who are beyonce fans. Britney also has celebrity fans (Madonna, MJ, Simon Cowell, Cher, ALANIS etc) Heck they even dedicated an entire episode for her on America's Best Dance Crew.


10 years ago they said Britney is a one-hit wonder

5 years ago they said Britney is over

And look at her now. she isn't doing anything and people pay hundreds of dollars to see her show, while Beyonce's average voice, rhythmless dance skills can barely help her to fill out her concerts, so sorry, it's always gonna be Britney's week until she retires

Anonymous said...

Oh and sorry about the silly grammatical mistakes XD

Was in a hurry

angela said...

On her best day she probably won't even be Ashanti.

Shit, she'll never be Cassie.


Come on now, you're taking it too far. Britney is a better singing than people give her credit for (when she was younger, anyway).

I really don't see how you cannot think Britney Spears wasn't a good dancer and performer for the life of me. She had/s charisma, can put on a show, and created entertaining music videos.

Her 2000 VMA performance was memorable not only because she stripped into a nude colored sparkled costume, but her energy, the choreography and the rock hard remix of 'Oops!...I Did It Again' that she danced to. (She even sang some of the lines or two, and you know Britney doesn't like opening her mouth without the radio on).

The 2001 VMA performance was memorable because she debuted a hot new song (the first artist to do so on the award show) and the choreography of 'I'm A Slave 4 U' was dope.

And no comment on you including "Justin" (he gets the one name treatment now? oH word?) as apart of the sound of a generation! Britney is bigger than Justin Timberlake ever was or will be.

and lol @ whoever said Britney was white people's Beyonce. Since when? They don't even sing the same music. This is 1997-8. Britney begins to start her music career and gets signed by Jive. We already knew who she was because she used to be in the Mickey Mouse Club. Beyonce was singing with a group and got signed by Colombia.

Britney was a younger, better looking Madonna (who was doing Ray of Light at the time). She came out at the right time. There weren't any female pop star in a long time. After Britney's success, a slew of blonde clones were marketing to try and compete. None of them were "better" or "as good". They didn't have any rhythm (Mandy Moore, I'm looking at your "Candy" video) carry a tune and didn't know what the hell they were doing on stage.

...but Beyonce stans will see Beyonce in anything if they try hard enough.

Note: I'm not denying that Britney is already past her prime, which is sad seeing that her career is only 11 years old, but I'm just defending her honor.

Anonymous said...

@ Angela....
Ummmm do you really believe that Britney's peformance are memorable for them reasons? PLEASEEE!
You are deff. a Britney fan if you think that's true...
Britney's peformance's were memorable because of her gimick's don't even try it....Ppl will always remeber her kissing madona, having a snake around her neck & for stripping...When ppl talk about them peformances, you think there really gonna skip tho's things? NO BECAUSE that's what made the peformance memorable...She won't be remebered for her talent (dance/singing LIVE), she'll always be the girl who kissed Madonna,had a snake around her neck & stripped...Sorry..but it's the truth, it's not a Beyonce "stan" thing..it's the truth

Anonymous said...

This is a very mean-spirited article. I always see fans of contemporary pop stars like to put other competitors down, but you (the writer) took to to a whole 'nother level. I have no idea how can you say Paris and Heidi are on par with Britney. Britney propelled to her fame with a classic song, and she achieved herself as a great dancer and entertainer, she is not as half as bad as you make her to be (vocally). She has 2 grammy nominations for her albums and one for "overprotected" that alone discredits your whole article (and you can take your "she'll never be cassie to the left), yes she never won, but her voice MUST have something to get the grammys committee to notice her .. Just like you brag about celebrities who are beyonce fans. Britney also has celebrity fans (Madonna, MJ, Simon Cowell, Cher, ALANIS etc) Heck they even dedicated an entire episode for her on America's Best Dance Crew.


10 years ago they said Britney is a one-hit wonder

5 years ago they said Britney is over

And look at her now. she isn't doing anything and people pay hundreds of dollars to see her show, while Beyonce's average voice, rhythmless dance skills can barely help her to fill out her concerts, so sorry, it's always gonna be Britney's week until she retires
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First off sweetie...
Who gives a fuck if they did a tribute to Britney on ABDC? They dedicated a show to Beyonce too, not only that but they did a tribut to Beyonce on dancing with the stars so POW BITCH!..You say this is a mean spirited article, yet you basiclly agreed what he just said you assholeshe "Brit isn't doing anything and people pay hundreds of dollars to see her show"..And if Beyonce has no rhythem in her dance, what does that make Britney? An old vegas stripper with a broken hip replacement...Britney's fans only prove how stupid the world is...She's no diff. then Fox News, not matter how many viewers they have there still not a news network...So thanks for basiclly agreeing with what the article said you idiot..And Britney only get's nominated for songs, she will never win or be nominated for VOCALS!Beyonce is better then Britney for the simple fact, Britney does sell more then records then her... But who has more number 1 hits? BEYONCE! So obv. even Beyonce's haters request her songs but won't buy her albums...Britney could never do that it's either you love her or hate her..Beyonce has ppl who are neutral on her,ppl who arn't fans that won't buy her albums but still request her music! Not to mention R&B artist get bootlegged more then techno Pop stars like Shitney Spears.....Britney's not an entertainer she's a fucking joke,she will be remebered for her gimick peformances, being a fucking train mess and showing her pussy all around the world with Paris Hilton...

Anonymous said...

lol @the the annoynomus Britney stan on here! You really think Brit's record sales equal talent? lmfaoo Beyonce overall makes more then Britney's whole career...Ppl are just sad by Britney's soap opra life, and purchase her stuff out of sympathy.

Anonymous said...

First off sweetie...
Who gives a fuck if they did a tribute to Britney on ABDC? They dedicated a show to Beyonce too, not only that but they did a tribut to Beyonce on dancing with the stars so POW BITCH!..You say this is a mean spirited article, yet you basiclly agreed what he just said you assholeshe "Brit isn't doing anything and people pay hundreds of dollars to see her show"..And if Beyonce has no rhythem in her dance, what does that make Britney? An old vegas stripper with a broken hip replacement...Britney's fans only prove how stupid the world is...She's no diff. then Fox News, not matter how many viewers they have there still not a news network...So thanks for basiclly agreeing with what the article said you idiot..And Britney only get's nominated for songs, she will never win or be nominated for VOCALS!Beyonce is better then Britney for the simple fact, Britney does sell more then records then her... But who has more number 1 hits? BEYONCE! So obv. even Beyonce's haters request her songs but won't buy her albums...Britney could never do that it's either you love her or hate her..Beyonce has ppl who are neutral on her,ppl who arn't fans that won't buy her albums but still request her music! Not to mention R&B artist get bootlegged more then techno Pop stars like Shitney Spears.....Britney's not an entertainer she's a fucking joke,she will be remebered for her gimick peformances, being a fucking train mess and showing her pussy all around the world with Paris Hilton...


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You missed the point of my post you idiotic ghetto hoodrat, the writer clearly took pride in what OTHERS had to say about Beyonce, so I'm giving the ABDC episode as an example of how people perceive Britney's dancing skills, you, him/her and other dumb bitches are selective as hell, if you think winning grammies EXEMPLIFY Beyonce's vocals then that ABDC episode exemplify Britney's dancing skills. I didn't agree with the article, I said Britney has so much demand on her that she outgrossed Beyonce's rhythmless, boring ass shows. And no, Britney will ALWAYS be remembered for her highly entertaining shows. Gimmicks? It's called stunts and they are a interesting, intriguing part of ANY performance, don't act like BeYAWNce didn't attempt to use stunts when she copied Angelina Jolie on the VMAS. And honey, Britney has MORE #1s worldwide so you can shove Beyonce's #1 in the U.S up your ass.

Britney will always be superior than Beyonce, her music will always be more remembered and so will her performances no matter how much BeYWANce force herself on the market, Britney and Christina will always own her.

R&B is more bootlegged? lololol, dumb gutter rat

Anonymous said...

lol @the the annoynomus Britney stan on here! You really think Brit's record sales equal talent? lmfaoo Beyonce overall makes more then Britney's whole career...Ppl are just sad by Britney's soap opra life, and purchase her stuff out of sympathy.

Who said that? Can't ghetto hoodrats read? Beyonce doesn't make more than Beyonce's career.

Who purchases stuff out of sympathy, the public is harsh and cruel, if they do purchase out of sympathy then blackout would have sold more than Circus. Most people are like you anyway, they make fun of people, but sympathy? LOL, actually that's one thing the writer was right about, Everyone used to make fun of Britney, but pity her? Nah

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